Good Times with Mo (December 18, 2008)

Krispy Kreme Donuts

Merry Christmas guys! I woke up late coz I’m still adjusting to jet lag but I did manage to catch the last hour of the show… What with the rush of the Christmas season, everybody’s super busy nowadays… I hope you’ve done your Christmas shopping by this time…

If not, you can try to join the contests on our favorite radio show and who knows? You might get lucky and win one of the crazy prizes they’re giving away on the show… From cash, to laptops to a brand new iPhone from Globe (ahem, ahem, hehehe) the prizes are truly above and beyond what’s being given away on other radio stations…

Just today a lucky guy won a laptop on the second edition of the Jesus lookalike contest… More on that later…

Read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Creative punishments

Mo brought up the topic of creative punishments your parents may have dished out on your ass when you were a kid because you’ve been naughty and not nice…

Mojo told a funny story of being whacked with a piece of wood on his face by his dad when he convinced his younger brother to stick his hand into the vacuum cleaner whilst it was running… It nearly took off the index finger of his brother! It was left hanging by skin and bones… Geez, Mojo was a bad little boy…

Another funny anecdote Mojo had when he was whacked by his dad again for binding his younger brother in a cocoon of tape as part of their weird game of superheroes… It took them the better part of an hour to free his brother and only after they’ve poured oil in his hair and body to loosen the tape, hehe….

Mojo was a cool kid!

Cosmo’s worst sex tips ever

Anyone who’s ever actually had sex probably knows Cosmo’s sex tips are terrible. Sometimes it’s not even that they’re terrible… they’re just downright bizarre. And yet every month they rewrite them, repackage them and re-promote them… and silly girls eat it up.

So if you ever bring a girl home from the bars drunk and excited to make bad decisions and she pulls out a Krispy Kreme box – beware. She’s a Cosmo girl and you’re about to pay for it. What else do you expect when the magazine (and website) dishes out dirt like these 10 Terrible Sex Tips**:

10. Cup his hand against your mouth, and flick your tongue quickly in and out of the center of his palm. Mmm hand sex.

9. Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it. Mmm wet butt.

8. The best oral I ever got happened while I was hanging from the chin-up bar I keep in my home gym. The strain in my arms mixed with the bliss I felt below the waist created unbelievable pleasure. Just don’t let go.

7. Hot Dog: Before giving him oral sex, position yourself so you’re sitting to the side, almost perpendicular to his penis. Cup your hand around his member, creating a “bun” around his “hot dog.” Then kiss the part of his penis that’s exposed while breathing hard. Your hand will trap your exhalations and make his member feel superhot. With your other hand, work his testicles. He’ll think he has died and gone to heaven. Shape aside, hot dogs are just not sexy.

6. My girl held my tongue in place with her teeth during a make-out session while she tickled the tip with her own tongue. Electrifying. Nothing like a good tongue choke-hold.

5. Reach into your panties, then touch my lips with your wetness. To each his own.

4. My girl pretended not to want to kiss me. I had to use my tongue to pry her mouth open passionately. Are you sure she was pretending?

3. Take a sip of hot water – as hot as you can stand – before [performing oral sex] on him. Then, keeping your mouth closed, swish it all around. Ouch.

2. Chill a bunch of marbles in the fridge. Toss them on the bed and make him lie on them while you straddle him. Really ouch.

1. Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off. Not. Sexy. At. All.

Please don’t try this stuff at home, hehe…

Christmas Holidays

A caller phoned in and asked the trio what their plans are for the holidays… I was curious as well what Christmas would be like for our favorite radio hosts…

Aside from hosting Christmas parties, noble Grace will be spending some time with a favorite charity of hers, leprosy patients… She’ll be with her parents and then she’ll be flying out of the country…

Mojo will be spending time with family and flying off to Iloilo…

My man Mo will be spending Christmas with family and then he’ll be flying off to Paris… Paris is freezing right now… -3 the last time I was there but it was stunningly beautiful…

Rewards

A listener phoned in and asked for Mo’s take on his decision to reward himself with an expensive watch for Christmas… The guy has been working for a call center for the past two years and as a reward, he bought a P16,000.00 watch for Christmas… As a result, he’s been having sleepless nights tossing and turning and wondering if he made the right decision…

Mo opined that you do need to spend for yourself once in a while as a reward for all the hard work you’ve been putting in… It makes you feel good and gives you incentive to even work harder to buy bigger and better things… The caveat being that you should not splurge if you’re in a tight financial situation and you need to spend the money on other more important things… Like rent or food, hehe…

I agree with Mo because I did the same this Christmas… Coincidentally, I also bought a watch this Christmas whilst I was in Europe… Mo also bought a watch for his birthday, a P300K watch, hehe… And I thought the watch I bought was expensive…

So if you’ve been working hard the past year and you can afford it, go ahead and indulge…

And by the way, Mo gave the guy an iPod shuffle just for working hard and being a nice caller… Merry Christmas!

Jesus lookalike

The gifts just dont stop coming on this show… Some lucky dude won a laptop today because he just happened to have a striking resemblance to Jesus Christ whose birthday we’re celebrating a few days from now…

The lucky winner was the 3rd placer in last year’s edition of the same contest on GTWM. I guess the second time’s the charm for this guy who finally copped first place and walked away with a laptop for his efforts…

Last year’s winner was also on hand for the contest and when asked why he didn’t defend his title, he said that he was truly being Christ-like by giving others chances to win the contest… Nice move, dude!

Well that’s all for now guys!

Advance Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (Dec. 17, 2008)

UFC Fighter Corey Hill breaks his leg

Hey guys! I’m finally back in the Philippines… And it sure is nice to be back home… I mean Europe is nice albeit frigging cold, but after a while it can get kind of tiring… I mean who wants order and beauty all the time? There is something to be said about the chaos and familiar traffic jams of the Philippines… Besides, I couldn’t listen to the GTWM show there and I think that’s a good enough reason to come back here, hehe…

I’ve been out for so long I’m not sure if anyone is still reading this blog, hehe… Anyway, read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Night mass

Or as it should be more appropriately called, early morning mass started yesterday and will last for 9 days…

I used to treasure this Philippine tradition when I was in my teens and for the simple reason that a lot of hot girls whom you would never see at church during Sundays, suddenly have the urge to wake up early and go to church in all their finery… I love Christmas and all its traditions…

Contraceptives, Rubber or Pills?

Mo asked Grace and Mojo’s opinion as to what is the most popular contraceptive in the Philippines currently… Grace thought that pills  were still the most popular, Mo thought that the good ole rubber was still the king while Mojo killed the topic by saying that he thought withdrawal was the most common contraceptive, hehe… Errr, Mojo, technically withdrawal is not considered a contraceptive…

Mo pounced on Grace’s answer by subtlety asking what brand of birth control pills  she used… Diana and Trust were mentioned, hehe… Good for you Grace, I mean that’s always a plus for us guys if the girl takes the initiative to keep things lively and without complications…

Parking  Spots

Caller Bentot raised the topic of parking spots and the a-holes who seem to consider any parking slot theirs and wouldn’t mind screwing another driver by taking their spot when they clearly were there ahead of them… This has happened to me a number of times and Mo suggested carrying a bottle of paint thinner to be discreetly poured over the lovely paint job of these morons… Brake fluid is another alternative…

Ahhh… sweet revenge….

Internet vs. Sex

In a recent survey sponsored by Intel, it was found that nearly one in two women would rather give up sex for two weeks than go without the Internet… That’s a whopping statistic and says something about the power of the internet…

Mo shared that he himself would rather NOT have some loving rather than be without internet… This isn’t news Mo, we  know how much you love the internet… Mojo would also rather forego some anal loving than be without internet… I’m not quite that desperate… yet…

Let’s do an internal survey and let’s hear your take on this…

UFC injury (ouch!)

The awesome picture above is of UFC fighter Corey Hill breaking his leg during a recent match on UFC Fight Night… As you can see, the break is pretty freakisly bad and may be career ending…

I don’t know what the reaction of my girl readers are but I thought it was worth posting…

Check it out on Youtube as well guys… www.youtube.com/watch?v=neiBEyU-qVc

Mojo let out a stream of expletives when he saw the video, hehe…

The phrase “break a leg” just took on a whole new meaning for me…

Who needs to be removed from TV?

Mo discussed a topic that was brought about by an interview that Boy Abunda did with Karylle regarding the issue circulating around showbiz that Marian Rivera is pregnant by Dingdong Dantes… Lucky bastard!

Anyway, I’ll just list the most popular ones…

1. Wowowee’s Willy Revillame – hehe… One texter even said that he killed a lot of people that’s why he needs to be kicked off TV… That’s a bit extreme, hehe…
2. Jobert Sucaldito – Amen!
3. Boy Abunda – I think Boy’s okay… He may be annoying at times with his magic mirror but he’s intelligent and articulate (well aside from the time he lost his mind and did that stupid billboard on EDSA)…
4. Kris Aquino – yeah, get rid of her…
5. Baretto sisters – their dramatic moments both reel and real are best forgotten
6. Ruffa Gutierrez – she has a lot of haters apparently…
7. Patani – Who the f*ck is she? Never heard of this name except in Bahay Kubo…
8. Cristy Fermin – oh yeah, she’s already out, right! Yehey! Fireworks!
9. Mariel Rodriguez – she got a vote…
10. Mo, Mojo and Grace – hehehe, just kidding guys!

Wow finally wrote another blog… Yipee… Not my best work… I sound like a freaking teenager at times, hehe… But I’ll get warmed up again, don’t you worry…

Till next time guys! Ciao!

Good times with Mo (Dec. 3, 2008)

Colin Farrell

I’ve been so preoccupied with work and with freezing my butt off that I haven’t noticed that my blog just passed another milestone… 100,000+ hits! Hats off and thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking with me through thick and thin, hehe… That sounded like a wedding vow… sheesshhh…

Anyway, enough celebration, on to the more important matter at hand… My crappy perception of the show transformed into the written word…

Laptop for life

Mo really brightened my day by sharing the news that laptop manufacturer Fujitsu has a new marketing ploy that offers you a free laptop replacement every three years for the rest of your life if you get your laptop from them. Nope, I’m not on drugs, you get a free laptop every three years! Pay once and you’re set for life… Looking for the catch?  Well, according to Mo there isn’t…

If this news is true and there’s absolutely no catch, I’m getting me one for Christmas, hehehe…

Wedding gifts

An early morning caller asked for gift suggestions for his close friend who’s getting married and our favorite radio Dj’s gave him their two cents… Mojo gave the absolutely gayest advice for our poor caller, a crystal vase… Come on, Mojo, I mean the guy’s a dude… You don’t give your guy friends crystal vases, even if it is their wedding… Grace’s suggestion was also pretty gay but at least it was high tech, a digital picture frame…

My man Mo of course had the coolest suggestion, a high tech remote control for their movie theater… Now that’s something I’d like to get… Gadgets and high tech stuff? Bring it on!

Sailor Moon thongs

YouTube trawler extraordinaire Mohan Gumatay shared another YouTube video that he found which was apparently sponsored by the Japanese government to discourage the trade of used underwear by Japanese teenagers… Yup, the perverted Japanese who seem to have this Sailor Moon fetish are engaged in the lucrative trade of buying freshly discarded underwear from pre-pubescent girls…

The Japanese government has banned the practice and came up with an advertisement which purportedly shows the true source of the slight used thongs…A grossly obese guy engaged in calisthenics…
Now if that image doesn’t kill your boner, I don’t know what will… sheesshhh…

Mo going Japanese

Speaking of Japanese, Mo shared the news that he’s been offered the job of hosting a Japanese gameshow locally… I’m not sure if it’s the Takeshi Castle type stuff but those Japanese gameshows are crazy! Very entertaining and definitely worth wasting your time over… I just hope they stick to the Japanese concept and not try to butcher it it too much…

Anyway, Mo’s still thinking about accepting the offer but I’m sure it’d be a lot of fun if it ever goes on air… Watch for it!

Top Yahoo! search

Yahoo! just released their top search terms for 2008 and nope, it’s not SEX, PORN or HARRY POTTER… It’s that skank Britney Spears again! Come on, I thought Britney was old news but apparently a large segment of the world’s population still searches for Britney Spears… I thought for sure it would be Barack Obama, hehe
Britney Spears? Please, get a life guys…

Jackoff Magazines

For all my fellow horndogs out there, FHM and Maxim just released their December editions and its Mariel Rodriguez hogging the spotlight for FHM while Maxim has the uber hot Cristine Reyes gracing its cover… I still have Cristine’s FHM shoot and I have to agree with Mo that Cristine photographs really well… She was smoking hot in that issue… Sorry Mariel but I’ll have to pass on FHM for this one and buy the Maxim edition when I get back there…

Tissue time!

Vulnerable girl

There seemed to be an inordinate number of callers named Cat today, for one reason or another… Anyway, the first Cat called the show to ask for advice about her a-hole boyfriend who was seemingly taking advantage of Cat’s low self-esteem by stringing her along together with another girl… Yup, the lucky bastard was sowing his seeds along two furrows…

Big time move? He asked Cat if it would be alright to have another girlfriend together with her… What an a-hole but I’ve got to admit, the guy has cojones…

Mojo and Grace were predictably outraged and advised her to dump the loser…

Mo was more relaxed but still advised her to break up with the guy…

As would be reasonably expected, the horndogs listening to the show started calling in and asking for Cat’s number, hehe…

Pre-wedding misadventures

There seemed to be a lot of wedding talk on the show today and Mo wanted to ask the opinion of the listeners as well as Mojo and Grace what would be the one thing they would do before they got married… For guys, it would naturally be a onetime fling or something daring… Mo wanted to sleep with either a blonde or a flight attendant… The ideal scenario would probably be if she was both blonde and a flight attendant as well, hehe…

Mojo wanted to do something perverse and something sublime before his wedding…

Grace wanted to shut herself off from the world and spend some alone time for a couple of weeks or a month before the wedding…

Most horndogs would probably just want to get a one night stand before the wedding, hehe…

Best celebrity sex tapes

Mo went through his “database” of celebrity sex tapes and he came up with his own top ten list of celebrity sex tapes… Among the top 10 nominees are:

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Paris Hilton
3. Severina Vukovich
4. Mini Me
5. Ethel Booba
6. Colin Farrell
7. Pamela Anderson
8. Criselda Volks
9. WWE Diva Chyna
10. R Kelley

Which ones have you seen? I’ve seen Kim’s, Paris, Ethel’s, Pamela and Criselda…. Geez, I’m pretty conservative, hehe…

Mojo went with R Kelley’s and surprise, surprise, Colin Farell’s…

Mo was torn among Kim, Paris and Severina… BUt I guess he liked Severina’s coz she was the hottest!
Another great show today and thanks for patiently waiting for the blog guys…

My apologies also coz I don’t have the time to respond to the comments right now but I do read them…

Till next time!

Ciao!

Good Times with Mo (Dec. 2, 2008)

Paris and Tinkerbell (Both spoilt)

Hey guys, I’m still here in Europe and I’m really sorry for the lack of regular updates… Even with Tonting’s recordings I still cannot update my blog on time because I’m really being kept busy… The time difference isn’t helping any…

It’s not getting better anytime soon as I’ll be here till mid-December…:(

Anyway, enough excuses, here’s the most delayed blog so far, hehe…

Bottled water left in cars

The show started with a public health alert for people who like to leave their bottled water in their cars… Apparently
this is a breeding ground for bacteria and can cause breast cancer…

I’m guilty of this, hehe… I’m still alive though but I guess I have to do a breast exam soon…

Spoiled mutts

Just to make our day brighter and make us realize what sucky lives we lead, Mo went through the list of Hollywood’s most pampered mutts…

10. Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell – this famous Chihuahua leads the celebrity life…
9. Mariah Carey’s dog Jack – has its own driver… Geez, I don’t even have my own driver!
8. Blake Lively’s dog – her dog sleeps on a full sized designer bed…
7. Nora Conrad’s canine friend – wears USD10K sunglasses… My generic SM shades wouldn’t make the    grade…
6. Drew Barrymore’s dog – is set to inherit one of her houses in her will…
5. Kathy Griffin’s dogs – gets gourmet burgers delivered to them… I guess McDonald’s is out for these pampered mutts…
4. Aubrey O’day’s dog Ginger – drinks champagne from a dog bowl… I guess a visit to an AA meeting is in order…
3. Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy – travels in an LV bag… Eat your heart out Grace Lee, hehe…
2. Denise Richards dog – sleeps in a conture memorizing bed…
1. Jennifer Aniston’s dog – travels in a chartered private plane and chauffered limousine… Talk about living the good life…

Manny vs. Oscar

I don’t know where he got them but Mo has tickets to the most eagerly awaited boxing match on Sunday but he doesn’t have tickets to the USA, hehe… I guess everybody’s rooting for Manny but I’m kind of nervous because of the size difference between the two fighters… When Manny fights I’m always confident that he’s going to kick some serious ass but for this fight, I’ve got a weird feeling… I hope I’m wrong and Manny
wins but I’m going to be praying anyway…

The awful thing is that I might not be able to watch it coz I don’t know if the hotel’s cable will carry the fight!

Anyway, I’ll download the fight whatever happens, hehe…

Rich people and their kids

Mo started a discussion about rich people and their rich kids growing up to be spoilt and becoming first class a-holes… You know the type, the stereotypical rich spoilt kid who think that the happenstance of them being born to a rich family automatically makes them “special” people… Well, they’re special alright, special a-holes, hehe…

Whew, I sound bitter…

Nah, I don’t have anything against rich people and I certainly hope to be one of them in the future and I also know a number of rich people who are truly nice people and who lead simple and charitable lives… It’s just that some people who are rich not by their own doing but because of the hard work of their parents or grandparents have this condenscending attitude which really pisses me off…

Enough of the rant, moving on…

Foot in mouth disease

Mo related the troubles he’s gotten into for things which were wrongly perceived to have been said on the show and which consequently cost him some opportunities and hosting jobs…

Case in point, it cost him a stint at Eat Bulaga which Mo has always favored over its competitor Wowoweee…

Now, my man Mo has always been effusive of his fondness for the show and in particular Joey de Leon whom he admires a lot… The gist of the story is that some a-hole who was in charge of the casting for the game show portion of Eat Bulaga saw his name in the roster of potential show participants and crossed his name out…

Apparently, some cuckoo told him or her that Mo’s been bashing Eat Bulaga on the GTWM show which as any long time fan knows is horsecrap…

Another lost opportunity for Mo was a hosting stint for the X’mas Party of Philip Morris, one of the largest purveyors of death in the world, hehe…

Mo, as is his wont, often jokes that Mojo could probably get lung cancer because he smokes like a chimney… Which is true and as is most of Mo’s jokes, half-meant…

Anyway, some bright boy heard his joke and said that he would probably ruin their party and so Mr. Mohan Gumatay was out…

Mo had only one message for these misguided people… F*** you!

Enough said…

Best compliment you can give a woman

According to ASKMEN.COM, which is one of Mo’s favorite websites, hehe… These are the top compliments you can give a woman…

4. I could talk to you all night long… (Grace loved this one!)
3. I like the way your mind works…
2. You look fantastic!
1. You’re definitely the hottest girl of your group…

What say you my girl readers?

Crazy significant other

Another interesting topic of discussion was the subject of nutty significant others… If you’ve never had one in your life, you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest experiences… I had this psycho girlfriend once and let me tell you, was she a proverbial pain in the ass! Unpredictable, moody and sometimes downright obnoxious… But Mo was right, you stick with her because whilst she was crazy in so many ways, she was downright crazy in bed too…

Of course those relationships don’t last, but was it worth the aggravation? Hell yeah!

Single Moms

A caller named Popoy called for advice about his relationship with a single mom with 3 kids… Mo was of the opinion that it was something that really required careful thought and self introspection so as not to avoid hurting the kids since they were all under the age of 10. Long story short, if he was really, really sure
of his feelings for the girl and that he would be okay with having an instant family, then go for it… Otherwise, break it off early and break if off clean…

Wow! I had fun blogging today’s show, as you can see from the length of this blog post, hehe…  I missed doing the daily blogs and I miss interacting with you guys! I hope you’ll be patient with me and continue
dropping by my blog now and then if you’re surfing the net…

Catch you guys soon!

Ciao!

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 25, 2008)

Panzer tank - WWII

Hi guys, as stated in the preceding blog, I’m currently travelling and due to the time difference I can’t update my blog as I usually do, please bear with me guys…
Thanks to Tonting for the recordings though… I’m using that as reference for my blog, I know it’s not the same but that’s all I can manage for now guys… Hope you understand…

Don’t worry I have pasalubong, hehe…

Ninongs and Ninangs

It’s 25 days till Christmas and talk drifted to the subject of Ninongs and Ninangs… Mojo has around three and Grace has the same number while Mo doesn’t have any at all…

He’s glad that he’s not sociable which is why he doesn’t have any inaanaks… That’s really weird though, I’ve never met anyone who’s Catholic and reached Mo’s age without having a single inaanak! I’ve even known born again Christians standing in as ninongs for their Catholic friends, hehe…

Mo’s take is that people nowadays select the prospective ninongs and ninangs based on their standing in society. Meaning, how famous you are, how rich you are, or if you’re a politician… Originally, I believe godparents were chosen based on their values and their ability to act as secondary parents if ever anything should happen to their godchild’s real parents… I don’t know if this still happens, hehe…

I also noticed this trend though that children to be christened have an army of godparents occasionally up to 20 ninongs and 20 ninangs… I mean the supposedly one page invitation extends to two pages due to the sheer number of godparents… I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase… “Ginawang negosyo yung binyag…”

Who know’s Mojo Jojo

What else is new? No one’s ever heard of Mojo Jojo, hehe… Of the three random numbers dialled by Grace, Only one was polite enough to listen to Mo and two of them dropped the phone, hehe… Sorry Mojo!

World War 2 trivia

Mo wanted to prove a point, that women don’t know anything about history or at least they’re not as fond of it as we men are… And so he decided to ask Grace Lee such raphsody-inducing World War 2 questions such as:

Check out these questions and test your WWII trivia skills…

1. What countries comprised the Axis powers? I thought for sure Grace would get this one… The answer of course is Germany, Japan and Italy… Grace answered Germany, Japan and the Soviet Union…
2. What do you call German tanks? She drew a blank on this one… They’re called Panzers…
3. In what country did the invasion of Normandy occur? Of course the answer is France…
4. What do you call the German subs? U-boats
5. What was the most notorious Holocaust camp run by the Germans? Ans: Auschwitz with several million Jews killed…

Point proven, hehe…  Grace got zero…

Female Urologist

Dr. Frances Bragais, one of only four female board certified urologist in the Philippines guested on the show and provided a lot of fun on the show! Cool doctor… I wouldn’t mind dropping my pants for her…

Callers named Wang, Willy, Johnson, Dick, Richard and other phallic names were bombarding the lines and asking all sorts of wang related questions…

Can you change its size by “working” it? Answer: No, you can’t whack off as many times as you want and it won’t change perceptibly…

Is wang size directly proportionate to the size of the feet? Ans: No… Mojo had a great quip: He even saw one from someone without feet, hehe… Good one!

This question I loved from a lady caller: Are there nutritional benefits you can get if you swallow instead of spitting? Ans: It’s rich in fructose but the amounts are negligible, thus, even a diabetic gay guy can “swallow”, hehe…

Mo loved this question so much that he asked the lady caller to go to the studio at once, hehe…

I loved some of the callers who “pretended” to be calling for someone else when it was so obvious they were asking the question for themselves… This was often in the realm of STD and other more embarrassing situations, hehe… Sure, we believe you…

Dr. Bragais was uber cool and I really appreciate her attitude towards the questions… No wonder Mo developed a crush on her, hehe…

That’s it, great show… Very funny!

Again, my apologies for the delayed blog… Unfortunately, this will be the norm rather than the exception for the coming weeks…

Sorry about that…

Ciao!

Delayed blog posts…

The Eiffel Tower

Guys, I’m abroad right now and I can’t catch the show due to the time difference… I have however downloaded Tonting’s recordings and I’ll use that as reference…

Expect a one day delay for the blogs…

Sorry!

Good times with Mo (November 20, 2008)

Photo courtesy of Pirates of the Caribbean

Today’s show was fun for so many reasons and it was a great wrap up for the week… Kudos to the gang for putting on such a wonderful series of shows and I’m sure I speak for the other fans of the show as well when I say, GREAT JOB, GUYS!

Enough of the asskissing, let’s talk about the show’s highlights…

Advice from Maria Korea

As is the norm, there were a lot of young callers during the early parts of the show… A young female caller aged 14 sought some advice from Grace Lee on how to capture the heart of a young Korean lad who was 2 years older than she was…

Grace’s advice was to show interest in Korean culture, teach him to speak our language and other sensible advice… Impressive Grace, twins notwithstanding I love Grace’s mind…

Pirates of the Caribbean

Well they’re not exactly in the  Caribbean but off the West African coast, still, it was a catchy header, hehe… Mo shared the news about Somali pirates seizing an oil tanker and berthing it in pirate-infested Somali waters…

But he was complaining that the Somali pirates don’t look anything like the pirates we see in movies… No outlandish costumes, no parrot on the shoulder, no wooden foot, no hook and worse they spoke Swahili, hehe…

To be fair to them, they do carry machine guns and rocket launchers…

Arrhhh, mateys… String em up and let em walk the plank!

Amazing Race Asia Finale

Philippine representatives to the Amazing Race Asia Geoff Rodriguez and Tisha Silang were on hand to plug the show’s finale tonight on AXN. As I blogged previously, even though the recording of the show has long been over, they’re not allowed to divulge more than what has been currently airing on the pain of a USD5,000,000.00 fine… Now that’s a lot of zeroes!

Anyway, a number of callers and even my man Mo are guessing that Geoff and Tisha had won the race based on their demeanor and facial expressions… Caller Anton also said that the post awarding party will be held in Manila which he said is a pretty good indicator that indeed the winner will come from the Philippines…

I really hope so! Marc and Rovilson were kicking some serious butt during the whole run of the show only to falter in the finale and I hope that Geoff and Tisha redeem the Philippines’ honor tonight, hehe…

Pickup artists 101

Mo and Mojo started a topic which they had discussed yesterday pertaining to these foreign-based “pickup gurus” who, for a fee will pass on their pickup “talents” to YOU…

They’re claiming a 100% success rate if you follow their formula for picking up girls… I mean, really? These guys wear trenchcoats (in the Philippines) and they look like Ramon Bautista… Not to knock Ramon, he’s a swell guy after all, but he’s not the handsomest dude around…

Tsk, tsk… I wonder who the suckers are who fall for these supposed pickup gurus… Sound more like con-men to me… Can’t really blame them, it is after all, a living…

Womanizers

Mo steered the topic to a discussion of dads being womanizers… He said that the numbers don’t lie, meaning that at one time or another, your dad may have cheated on your Mom…

A number of callers shared stories about their womanizing fathers…

Caller 1 has a story about his dad having 9 wives and 25 kids! He was part of the original family and growing up, he noticed that his dad would start introducing kids he claimed were children of “friends”… In fact, these kids were half brothers and half sisters of his…

Talk about libido, this guy had it in spades…

Caller 2 caught his father with another woman and guess what, he beat up his dad… Damn, that’s pretty extreme… Mo lauded his efforts though…

Another interesting caller shared that his grandfather fathered a child when he was in his late 60’s… Obviously with another woman… Ahh… the wonders of Viagra and Cialis…

Manny Villar and Barack Obama

To close the show, Mo talked about the unfortunate fate of former Senate President Manny Villar who was ousted from his post as the 3rd most powerful person in the country…

Guess who took over? Yup, Juan Ponce Enrile… The chief architect of Martial Law and all around trapo got the Senate Presidency and all its attendant powers…

The topic being politics, Grace naturally had an opinion… She stated that we should start retiring the same old faces (albeit defying gravity with BOTOX) and introduce some new blood…

That sounded a lot like US President-elect Obama’s platform and this prompted Mo to say that if we only took the time to look at the powerful persons on TV and think to ourselves: Why does he want to run for this office? What’s in it for them? Would they ever truly put the country first before themselves?

Mo got that sense of integrity and honesty from Obama…

And so do I… I’m glad he won coz I was rooting for him…

That’s it for me guys… I know it’s not my best effort by far but I’m in a real hurry, hehe…

My apologies for the subpar blog…

I’ll make it up next time…

Great times!

Good Times with Mo (Forbidden Questions with Gwen Garci)

Photo courtesy of http://gwengarci.com

Great, great show today! Gwen Garci was on the show for Forbidden Questions and boy was she game! Ooops, too many exclamation points… Slowdown, breathe, count to 10…. Okay I’m calm….

I woke up really early to catch today’s show on the off chance that the Forbidden Questions might push through and today’s guest, Gwen Garci, didn’t disappoint…

Read on for the juicy details…

Blogs on GTWM

Your humble blog got a mention on the show today along with some other sites that chronicle the adventures of our favorite radio hosts… Apparently, Grace read my blog yesterday about the speculations that she had “lockjaw” which forced her to skip the show… Of course it was all a joke, she was really ill, apparently from eating too many “oysters”… Oysters? Aren’t they supposed to enhance libido?

Mojo stated that whenever Mo’s not around I don’t blog about the show, hehe… Mo agreed and said that the reason was that the show was too horrible for me to blog… In my defense, it wasn’t just that the show was difficult to blog (in particular last week’s edition) but it was a very busy week for me, hehe…

Casting call for nude models

If you’re a lady who has a crush on Mo, now’s your chance to bare it all for Mo Twister… Mo is asking prospective models willing to pose in the buff for him to practice his photography skills…

He didn’t say much in terms of qualification requirements so if you’re interested just drop him a line at the show’s email address goodtimeswithmo@yahoo.com…

Good luck!

Forbidden Questions with Gwen Garci

I liked Gwen Garci before and I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t seen most of the Viva Hotbabe videos (including the one with Mo Twister) but she’s never stood out that much from the rest of the other Hot babes… Until now…

Her candor was refreshing and her willingness to do all her “stunts” herself (in a manner of speaking) made for truly entertaining radio… Oh by the way, a disclaimer: I’ve tried to blog Gwen’s answers as accurately as possible but obviously I’m paraphrasing some parts of her answers but they’re accurate in as far as the meaning of her answers…

Read on for the juicy bits (and when I say juicy, I mean dripping into a puddle)…

1. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to a fan?

Ans: Nothing… Even though I’ve been groped and pinched in my private areas during shows, I haven’t done anything bad to a fan…

2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Ans. 15… It was with Justin Cuyugan (a model), he was my first… Mo gave her two points for this answer

3. Is he packing some heat down there? Gets out a ruler… Tell me when to stop…

Ans. Okay, stop… (Stops at 4.75 inches)… Mo gives her 1 point for this answer

Laughter… Mo: but he’s a tall guy… Gwen: I think he’s around 6′3″… Mo: Ok, this just proves the theory that height isn’t directly proportional to wang size…

5. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?

Ans. Yes… Once… It only happened because I was confused with my relationship then…

6. Have you ever dated a married man?

Ans. Yes, but I didn’t know at that time that he was married… He also lied about his age, he said he was 26 when in fact he was 36 already and he had 10 kids… I was only 17 at that time…

Grace: Oh, you were so naive then… Mo: Come on Grace, you’re one to talk…

7. Where’s the craziest place you’ve done it?

Ans. BJ on a veranda in Guam… There were lots of Japanese tourists swimming in the pool below, we were on the 2nd floor…

8. Have you been ever offered an indecent proposal?

Ans. No…

Mo: Come on… Are you lying? Gwen: No, I wish I was…  Mo: Mojo what about you, what’s your price? Mojo: It depends if the guy is cute… Mo: Let’s assume he looks like Jobama…. Mojo: Ewww… a very nice car at least…

Mo: A Range Rover? Mo: I’d do it for a Range Rover…

Gwen: Maybe a Ferrari

9. What’s the better magazine FHM or MAXIM?

Ans. I’ve never posed for Maxim so it’ll have to be FHM for me…

10. Which Viva Hotbabe do you dislike the most?

Ans. Jen Rosendahl – she’s a jealous and envious biatch… She loves the spotlight plus she has an attitude problem… She sometimes elbows the other girls and deliberately bumps them…

Mo: That’s interesting, everyone on the Hotbabes seem to hate her…

11. Which celebrity has the worst B.O.?

Ans. Jaycee Parker, we even gave her free feminine wash and deodorant…

12. Is there a Gwen Garci sex tape somewhere?

Ans.  Yes, it’s with my ex-boyfriend… He in India right now but he’s a Brazilian…

Mo: That’s a bad move… Girls, you should never leave your sex tape with the guy, they’ll pixelate their face and release it on the internet if they get pissed with you…

13. 5th message on her cellphone…

Ans. Hi Gwen, greet me on air – Jason…

14. When’s the last time you pleasured yourself?

Ans. Yesterday…  With a vibrator… It was on the outside only, on my clit…

15. Have you ever slept with a politician?

Ans. No

Mo: No… Are you lying? Gwen: No, I’m not…

16. Eat Bulaga or Wowoweee?

Ans. Both, I don’t have any favorites…

17. What part of your body is not real?

Ans. My boobs, any problem with that? Mo: No, no, they’re absolutely perfect! I can hang with that…

18. Who’s your lesbian crush?

Ans. Thinks a while… Hmmm, maybe Jennifer Lee? She’s my bestfriend…

19. Have you ever had intimate relations with a girl?

Ans. No, but I’ve kissed some of them in movies…

20. I interviewed you previously and you said that Will Devaughn has a massive wang, how long is it? Takes out the ruler… Tell me when to stop…

Ans. Ok, keep, going, going, going, going, stop… 8 inches – She also gave a visual… Like the okay sign but with the O not fully closed… Mo and Mojo and Grace were all laughing at this point… Mojo was screaming so hard it hurt my ears, hehe…

21. Let’s do a dare for 4 points… I want you and Grace Lee to do a chest bump…
Grace Lee and Gwen Garci do a chest bump…

Grace: Ooh, that’s really soft there…

25. Spit or swallow

Ans. Swallow if I love the person… Spit if not…

26. Ever tried illegal drugs?

Ans. Yup, I think everybody has tried it at one point or another…

27. What’s your least favorite role?

Ans. Secretary of Sergio (Dingdong Dantes) in Marimar

Mo: Did you ever sleep with Sergio? Made out with him? Gwen: No, never… Mo: Okay I believe you…

28. Do you think Dingdong and Marian are going out? For two points

Ans. Yes…  During our shows abroad, we’d see them holding hands and acting super sweet…

Mo: I knew it!

30.  Aside from the people we have mentioned, have you ever slept with anyone famous?

Ans. No celebrities but models yes…

31. Do you think that your ex boyfriend and Mojo’s current boyfriend have had intimate relations?

Ans. I think so… (the ex-boyfriend in reference is Andrew Wolfe)

32. Dare – Make out with Mojo Jojo – 2 points…

Make out with Mojo Jojo – Mojo’s shaking… Damn you Mojo Jojo! I wish I was so lucky…

34. Who is showbiz’ most plastic person?

Ans. Jen Rosendahl

35. Dare – SHOW US THE PUPPIES! 2 points

Flashes for everybody in the booth including the lucky bastards who skipped work or school to ogle Gwen…

Mo: I think those are some of the finest pair I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on…

37. Dare – Make out with a total stranger – 5 points

They pick a lucky virgin (18) from amongst the visitors in the booth and I do believe he got some tongue action… Sigh…

Welcome to the magic circle of 40 Gwen!

Awesome job!

I had fun blogging this show… Enjoy guys!

Till next time!

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 18, 2008)

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Instead of Alternative Tuesday, today’s show can probably be dubbed as Beatbox Tuesday… As I was driving to the office and listening to the show, I was enjoying myself but dreading the prospect of blogging this edition of the show… If you got to catch today’s show, you’ll understand why, hehe…

Read on for an oh so brief synopsis of the show:

Grace Lee’s lockjaw

Our favorite Korean DJ was out for the day as she called in sick… Mo said that she and her boyfriend celebrated their anniversary yesterday, hence the reason she was “sick”… An enterprising listener with a vivid imagination texted in and said that Grace’s illness was probably caused by lockjaw…

I got a good chuckle out of that one… I’m sure there’s no reason to explain why, hehe…

Ignorance is bliss

Mo put forth a theory that couples who have more than their share of airspace in between their ears must lead a blissful existence… His theory being that the more simple minded (read:dumb) you are, the happier you must be because you only need to concentrate on a few things at a time and your focus is too narrow… Imagine if two simple minds met, the melding of the minds would probably be hi-larious…

On the other hand, he believes the inverse is true… Smarter people have a lot more problems, ahemm… Simply because, they have a lot more things to concern them and not only their own existence…

I would have to agree on this one just purely based on the logic behind Mo’s reasoning… But I’ve yet to meet really simple minds, the ones that go “duh…” Though I think that’s really a stereotype, hehe…

What’s your take on this guys? Agree or disagree?

Webcam eye

Mo shared an interesting bit of news today… Apparently, an artist in San Francisco named Tanya Vlach, who lost her eye in a car accident in 2005 is looking at replacing her lost eye with a webcam… Yup, you read it right, a webcam…

And not just your run of the mill webcam either… Tanya, who is a techie wants the whole works including the kitchen sink… Here’s a laundrylist of features that she wants in her new organ:

1. 3X Optical Zoom
2. A 4GB SD card slot (I’m sure where the slot would be, hehe)
3. Still photo image capability

Now, I’m a big fan of the Terminator movie series of Ahnuld and now the spinoff TV series, The Sarah Connor chronicles, but I never thought I’d see the day we’d really have cyborgs walking amongst us…

Weird thing also, Tanya wants to upload the images she sees in realtime to a website video stream… Talk about voyeurism, hehe…

Beatbox Tuesday

And now we come to the gist of the show today… Beatboxing… Listeners were asked to beatbox to the hit single of Rihanna, Disturbia… For the uninitiated, beatboxing is a vocal skill wherein beatboxers, try to imitate the sound of musical instruments using only their mouth and its associated appendages (tongue, cheeks, etc). It takes a lot of creativity and skill to perform this successfully but it’s pretty incredible if done well…

The prize? A brand spanking new Lenovo Ideapad S10… It’s Lenovo’s latest line of slim and portable laptops and it comes in a variety of colors too if you want to look hip and in… If you’re lousy at beatboxing or have never even thought of trying it out but you are artistic and have some digital skills, you can still win a Lenovo Ideapad S10… Check out this site for more details…

The contest was fun with a number of talented beatboxers as well as some god awful ones… Which made for a good laugh, hehe… A particularly good one was Pikoy who did a cool remix of the Disturbia song with a wide variety of instruments thrown in for good measure…

I think Pau and Mike were also good and they eventually ended up in the top 3 together with Pikoy…

After a good one and half hours of saliva spitting and vocal calisthenics performed by the show’s listener’s, Pikoy was declared the winner and he walks away with the cool new laptop…

I was waiting for my bud Khalesh to phone in and try his luck but I guess beatboxing isn’t down his alley, hehe… Now if that were a singing contest, all bets would have been off, hehe… Khalesh would be in the top 3 at least, if not winning everything…

RJ Ledesma’s new book

I’m not sure how many of you guys recall RJ Ledesma of the Royal Tru Orange fame of the 80’s but he gained a measure of fame doing a series of commercials for the said orange drink…

Without inadvertently revealing my age, let me just say that he was part of my childhood memories when my schoolmates and I would be betting our Coke yoyos on what the next plot twist would be in the Royal Tru Orange series of commercials…

But now he’s all grown up and even ruder than Mo Twister and with a motormouth to match…

I mean, the guy was talking at 120 miles per hour, way over the legal speed limit… Barring that, I still did manage to catch the drift of the interview he had with Mo and Mojo…

Apparently, he’s released a book entitled “Lies My Yaya Should Have Told Me, RJ Ledesma’s Imaginary Guide to Whine and Women”

I’m not sure but I think he’s competing for the longest book title… That’s quite a mouthful…

I haven’t read it yet but the few lines I’ve read from his blog has convinced me that the guy can write…

If you want to check it out, he has a book signing at Fully Booked, Bonifacio High Street on November 22, Saturday at 5PM… And no there’s no ebook available for download, hehe…

Well, that’s it for me guys…

Watch out for tomorrow’s show… Mo’s thinking of holding a Forbidden Question segment… Woohoo!

Till then, I’m out of here…

Good Times!

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 17, 2008)

St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

Wow, good show today… My man Mo is back and everything’s right with the universe again, hehe…

Secret sharing is back and some of the kinkiest and gross out stuff was shared mostly on the text line…

Read on for the hightlights:

Catholic schools and broken families

Mo started off the discussion with the practice of some Catholic schools of pre-screening students before accepting them on the basis of their family structure… If you come from a broken family, you’re basically out… It just seems to me to be misguided piety and a “holier than thou” attitude which would be counterintuitive to the teachings of the Church…

Another thing is their practice of kicking out students who get pregnant while still studying… I mean they’re already traumatized as it is… Talk about rubbing salt to the wounds!

What’s your take on this guys?

Jobama for President

If you’ve been reading the papers in the past week, incumbent Makati Mayor Jojo Binay has openly declared his intention to run for President in the 2010 election even going so far as to declare himself as the Obama of the Philippines or Jobama… Sheesh… Come on Binay give me a break…

Mo himself was incredulous whilst reading the news… Obama ran and won on a platform of change but Binay is trapo if ever there was one… I mean their whole family is running Makati… Admittedly not a bad administrator but their family’s practice of substituting for one another once their term limits run out in order to circumvent the law smacks of greed for power and the lack of delicadeza…

Other than the color of their skin, Binay is nothing like Obama…

Sharon’s reward

Also in the news, Sharon Cuneta has offered from P5 to P10M big ones to anybody who can prove that her husband has a paramour… That’s a lot of moolah just to shut up her detractors…

I don’t know the background of this story (nor do I particularly care) but if anybody out there has proof, here’s your chance to put your money where your mouth is (or at least get money where your mouth is), hehe…

Poker and Mojo

It seems that our favorite bohemian DJ Mojo is indulging in one of life’s pleasures again… According to Mo and Grace, Mojo is now “addicted” to gambling… It seems that Mojo has been hitting the tables a lot recently and this brought up a discussion as to whether one can make a decent living playing poker exclusively…

Two professional poker players called in with the first one, Daniel, claiming that he had a system which he strictly adhered to in order to prevent uncountable losses at the poker table… He’s only willing to lose P30K a day playing poker and if he hits that maximum target, he gets up and stops playing… Even better when he doubles up his capital to P60K, he’s out of there… That takes a lot of discipline and good for him if he adheres to that system… Oh and his take for this month? P220K…

Another pro, who’s wife called in initially and woke him up to chime in with his experiences on the poker circuit…. His current earnings for 2008? P9M with losses of P4.5M… That puts him still ahead by P4.5M roughly… Mo was so jealous, hehe…

Boobs Lee

I don’t know how the topic drifted to nicknames but Mo has an interesting new nickname for Grace… Yup, it’s Boobs Lee, hehe… I got a good laugh out of that one…

That’s 10X better than my Maria Korea one…

Fame and cheating

Mo talked about the recent controversial picture of married U2 frontman and famed philantrophist Bono or St. Bono as he is also widely known… And he has come up with another controversial theory… Fame and cheating go hand in hand…

In particular, rockstars are the ones most exposed to groupies and other sources of temptation… I guess it comes with the territory… I mean fame seems to attract all sorts of people… I know my man Mo has a number of girls willing to do the jiggy with him because of his fame…

Ah, what a life…

Ricky Reyes for Senator

Another silly topic which was discussed which had me in stitches was the prospect of Ricky Reyes running for the Senate… Again, this is based on Mo and Mojo’s assessment that the Philippines is the gay capital of the world… As in we have more gay people per square foot than any other place on earth…

Which begs the question, if gays can’t reproduce, why are there so many of them?

The gang had all sorts of silly suggestions for a Ricky Reyes campaign… Instead of vote buying, you get free haircuts or hair rebonding at any Ricky Reyes salon of your choice…

Pink would probably the dominant color of Ricky’s party, hehe… He and BF would make a good pair, hehe…

Secrets, secrets and more secrets

This segment is like a bad dream which keeps recurring but it certainly is fun, hehe… Mo invited the callers to chime in and share their deepest and darkest secrets… Normally for this segment it’s the female callers who call in but for some strange reason, maybe the planets were out of alignment or something, it was mostly male callers calling in and giving their two cents…

Menage a troi

Another favorite secret which also keeps recurring on this segment is the menage a troi, but this time it was literally a threesome… Caller said that his gf caught him sleeping with her younger sister and instead of beating him over the head with a stick which she should have, she obligingly takes off her own clothes and joins them…

Now that’s what I call sisterly love… Mo was positively puking with envy… Now if only the sisters were twins, it would have been perfect…

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Another called shared his secret of family revenge… According to him, his Mom was kidnapped while he was still a boy and unfortunately for the kidnappers, they were intercepted somewhere in Batangas and they were consequently arrested at a checkpoint…

Apparently, his family was so pissed that they made arrangements with the policemen who had custody of the kidnappers to rub them out for an unspecified amount…

The poor schmucks met their end in one of those elaborately staged “shootouts”…

Revenge is served…

What’s your take on this, guys? Do you think those kidnappers deserved that kind of fate?

Love bunny

A caller texted in said that he’s been keeping a stuffed bunny for a number of years to help him ease his lonely nights… I wouldn’t want to be that bunny, hehe… I hope he has the decency to wash Bugs Bunny after every session or that bunny is going to smell like Clorox and probably be as stiff as a board…

Necrophilia

A mortician texted in and said that he’d done the jiggy with one of his “clients”… Now that’s positively creepy and downright gross… I mean come on… Have some friggin respect…

Entertaining show today and I’m glad Jobert the psychic dude was nowhere in sight, hehe…

Good times guys!