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He’s back! After yesterday’s absence, my man Mo was back and better than ever… As a result, today’s edition of Good Times with Mo was extremely funny and vibrant with positive energy… Looks like Mo had a lot of time to think of the things he wanted to discuss on the show today!
Lesbians and their top 10 hottest girls
Mo was of the opinion (and he never runs of out these) that lesbians and guys have very different tastes in women and to prove his point, he did a rundown of the Top 10 hottest girls according to a survey by LesbianNation or as stated succintly by Mo, Bos vs. Mos… 
10. Cate Blanchett – I’d have to agree with Mo on this one, while supremely talented, Cate isn’t exactly boner-inspiring material…
9. Catherine Zeta-Jones – I think she peaked in Zorro where she was uber-hot and it all went downhill from there…
8. Emily Blunt – Who?
7. Thandie Newton – I’d have to agree with our lesbian sisters here… Thandie inspires jungle fever!
6. Keira Knightley - no boobs… gorgeous face though…
5. Naomi Watts – kinda hot… well at least King Kong has the hots for her…
4. Kate Winslett - too big… I think Mojo used the word voluptuous…
3. Minnie Driver – Mo called her pubic hair head…
2. Nicole Kidman – too much Botox…
1. Rachel Weisz - of the Mummy fame… Yeah, I guess she’s sorta hot…
Non-virgin smokers
If you still remember, Mo put forth a rather controversial theory that all girls who have tattoos (permanent ones) are all non-virgins… I think Mojo and Grace agreed with him on this one…
Just to stir up the pot a bit more… Mo then postulated that all regular female smokers are non-virgins… To prove his point, he asked Mojo and Grace if they knew any regular female smokers who are still virgins… Well, they couldn’t think of any… What about you? Do you know of any regular female smokers who are still virgins? Chime in your comments below…
Oh by the way, the great Professor Mo got corrected by a caller, there are a group of girls who are regular smokers and could possibly be virgins… Fat girls… Today’s show was so politically incorrect… I love it.
Hottest Female Celebrity Showdown
If there are two things I know about Mo, he loves basketball and hot girls… Now, how to combine the two? Well knowing Mo, he came up with a brilliant idea to finally settle the issue of the hottest female celebrities and basketball… Using the NBA’s playoff format, he’s pitting 8 female celebrities from ABS-CBN versus 8 female celebrities from GMA with the winning celebrity from each bracket meeting head on during the finals…
KC Concepcion vs. Shaina Magdayao (ABS-CBN bracket)
Top seed KC Concepcion vs. dark horse Shaina Magdayao were up first… Both combatants had impressive showbiz pedigrees, KC of course the daughter of the Megastar Sharon Cuneta and the comebacking matinee idol Gabby Concepcion and Shaina the younger sister of singer Vina Morales… Mojo – KC, Grace – KC (although she wanted to retract her vote), Mo – KC… Callers and texters voted – Shaina…
Well despite the overwhelming vote from the callers and texters, the only votes which really mattered were Mo, Mojo and Grace’s… So it was a close fight but KC Concepcion won this one… KC moves on to the 2nd round…
Diana Zubiri vs. Katrina Halili (GMA bracket)
6th seeded Diana Zubiri vs. No. 3 seed Katrina Halili duked it out in this round… Mo – Diana, Grace – Diana, Mo – Diana (coz she did full frontal nudity)… Callers, Diana and Katrina got some votes…. General comments were that Katrina was too much a product of science rather than nature… Diana wins in an upset because she was au naturel… She moves on to the 2nd round…
Morris’ insult poetry
Caller Morris dished out some serious bashing of the three hosts in his insult poetry, hehehe… Morris is a creative genius! Props to you man! If you’re reading this blog, please post your insult poetry in the comments section and I’ll blog about it!
Mo got some bashing about his height (as usual)… Mojo got bashed with words like baboy, halimaw and bakulaw thrown in for good measure… Grace’s grammar was blasted and Korean’s food giving bad breath, hehe… Excellent job Morris…
Mo pissed off
Mo got seriously pissed at the end of the show because Mojo (as usual) did not inform him that he’ll be out tomorrow… Apparently, Mo thought that he’d be gone on Thursday and not tomorrow which is Forbidden Questions day… Mo was seriously pissed, he called Mojo a son of a b, hehe…
So Forbidden Questions is up in the air for tomorrow, but I’ll still wake up early to catch it…
Watch for it here…
Till then… I’m out of here…
Good times!
