Good Times with Mo (Oct. 28, 2008)

I’m writing this post at nearly 12 midnight of today… Long story, but I was out of town on a business trip and there was no internet access where I was during the day and I spent most of the night driving back to Manila stuck in horrendous traffic and knee deep flooding… 😦

I took notes though while I was listening to the show this morning so I would still have something to blog about… Sorry about the delay guys… πŸ™‚

Great, great show today and it helped relieve the boredom of driving alone…

Bedroom posters

Mo went retro today and asked the listeners about their favorite bedroom posters in their teens… A lot of callers had Phoebe Cates posters for one reason or another… Hmmm…. I wonder why, hehe… That included Mo who unwittingly revealed an interesting factoid… He still slept beside his Mom till he was 15, hehe…. That’s pretty gay, Mo… πŸ™‚

What posters did you have up when you were younger? Or are they still up on your bedroom walls?

Mojo too fat?

Mo raised an interesting point about Mojo Jojo on today’s show… He said that Mojo has never been as successful and led as meaningful a life as he does now and yet he looks his absolute worst…Β  When he was young and not quite as famous as he is now, he looked pretty good, said Mo… Now he’s been elected town mayor of Porkville, hehe…

His theory as to why Mojo’s getting too fat? Aside from the obvious reason that he loves to stuff YangChow fried rice down his hatch, his clothes are too baggy…

Mo’s advice? Wear tight fitting clothes and you won’t be tempted to overeat… Kind of like a fish in a bowl analogy, the fish only grows as large as the bowl…Β  πŸ™‚

YouTube videos

If you’re wondering what the funny video above is about, it’s the new Guitar Hero World Tour edition commercial that Mo found on YouTube… It was freaking hilarious seeing Kobe, Michael Phelps, A-Rod and Tony Hawk letting their hair down (well figuratively, at least)…

Another video which Mo mentioned but not quite as funny is the clip of a terrible skydiving accident wherein a skydiver is sucked out of the plane and gets stuck on the plane’s tail… Pretty grim, I thought…. Check it out here

72 year old man stuck

Speaking of stuck, in response to a hot sounding nurse who called in, Mo related a story about a 72 year old man who got his wang stuck in a pipe after he tried to make unnatural love with it… It took hours for paramedics to free him… Darn, I can just imagine the embarrassment of it…

Kind of reminds me of Ben Stiller’s zipper scene in that laughaton “There’s Something About Mary”… Now that’s a funny movie… Hair gel anyone? πŸ™‚

Boob job for a cause

I know I’ve said it a million times but let me just say it again, Mo Twister is a freaking genius… But enough ass kissing, let’s find out why…

Mo, read an email from a listener who according to her is a virgin, a certified NBSB (No boyfriend since birth) who is hardworking, smart and hot, well at least half hot… She claims that her face is pretty hot but she was cursed with an ironing board for a chest… Probably a negative A cup from her description… πŸ™‚

Anyway, she wanted to ask Mo’s help and generosity if he would be willing to sponsor a boob job for her… To complete her transformation, to empower her, to make her more self confident, yada, yada, yada… I wonder where she got the idea? Maybe because Mo sponsored a boob job prior? πŸ™‚

In typical Mo Twister fashion, he came up with the stroke of genius to do a fund raiser for the girl’s boob job… Sort of like a BOOB JOB FOR A CAUSE… He’s willing to chip in, not only with cash but also his connections in the beauty industry to make the girl’s dream come true but he wanted the listeners to chip in as well and make a collective effort for the girl… How noble, hehe…

To get things rolling, he asked the girl to send in a pic and he’s going to post it online (I’m volunteering my blog, Mo) and ask the listeners’ opinion if she is indeed hot and worth the boob job… If she is, he’s going to make her dreams come true…

Let’s see what comes out of this little plot of evil genius by Mr. Gumatay, hehe…

Rihanna interview

Well, there wasn’t… R&B superstar Rihanna had a scheduling conflict and was unavailable for the scheduled interview today with Mo and the gang…

Too bad, I was really looking forward to the interview… But it’s going to happen, I have faith… πŸ™‚

Sex Drive

Mo asked the readers and Grace Lee whom he thinks has a relatively sedate sex drive if the difference in the sex drives of a couple results in problems for them in their relationship…

Grace refused to discuss the issue extensively but only said she didn’t think so…

My man Khalesh had a beautiful analogy… He said that he was more of a marathon runner while his wife was a 100 meter sprinter… πŸ™‚

One caller boasted of his unflagging stamina claiming that he could last for 45 minutes while his girlfriend/wife was done in 10… That’s kind of hard to believe… Even the best porn stars can only last 30 minutes… I think 45 minutes is really stretching it, literally and figuratively…

I think the overall consensus was that, yes, it did have an effect and sometimes frustratingly so for the men…

Great show today and Good times!

14 Responses to “Good Times with Mo (Oct. 28, 2008)”

  1. Tenacious X Says:

    1st Post!!! lol

    Hi Benj!

    yeah I was wondering if wether you will post anything at all. ^^
    and oh when it rains a lil’ traffic is always hell.

    about Boob job for a cause,

    This is really interesting, let us just hope if she is really Hot and that way we can give a little to complete the package.

    and that guy who called saying that he can last for 45?! damn kudos to him he should be in porn!

    looking forward for the next show

    as always Good Times Everyone!

    Carlo
    ps (Rhianna should call the show tom! ^_^)

  2. its 2am…gud nyt

  3. i was wondering why you haven’t posted anything yet.. hehe.. late lang pala.. i always stop by this blog cause i don’t get to finish the show everyday for some reason..

    watched goodtimes last night on studio23, they showed the bamboo episode.. great on radio, great on tv to..

    good times! πŸ˜‰

  4. /erratum/

    … watched goodtimes last night on studio23, they showed the bamboo episode.. great on radio, great on tv *too..

    –my bad..

  5. Hey Benj!
    I was wondering what happened to you yesterday when the blog wasn’t up by ten pm. Thought you were sick or something. Agree with you, man. Traffic in Manila sucks. And places with no internet? Hell. Good thing you’re back, though! πŸ™‚

    I was too sleepy to listen yesterday. Lol. But I’m listening to them right now while typing this.

    I’ve got posters on my walls. But not really that interesting. Just bands. Jack’s Mannequin, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth… Latest in my collection is the band ‘The Academy Is…’. But I do have a spot reserved for a Twilight poster. Lol.

    45 minutes? Straight?? He’s got to be kidding. Agree with Tenacious. If that’s true, then that guy should be on porn. Lol.

    Carol

  6. mojackomojacko Says:

    nakakatawa yung tumawag tungkol sa boob job with a cause and he thought it was real that mo and the others can touch the lady’s boobs afterwards haha. funny.

  7. Hi,

    Yeah 45mins of thrusting, hard to believe maybe the girl is not that seductive or sexy that’s why he can’t finish it within 10mins. hahahaa….

    I hope we can see the photo on the girl who wants to have a boob job and admiting that she is hot. Let’s see if she deserve to have one. πŸ™‚

    I saw Goodtimes last night. it was GREAT! πŸ™‚ Thanks to studio23!!!

    Goodtimes!!!

  8. Hei there,

    Was wondering also what the hell happened when there wasn’t any good times blog yesterday. I was really craving for you blog since I wasn’t able to listen to the show. Reason? I worked 15 hours straight last Monday. Only was able to go home around 4am Tuesday. So I was drooling in my bed during the show. Darn.

    And I wasn’t able to listen today too. I’m starting to hate my job now. Haha!

    About the boob job for a cause, I’ll chip in if the girl is crazy hot.

    Good times!
    CHI

  9. This is a relief! It was like not getting the morning paper man! Good to hear your ok Benj! Everyone was already worried (Marie… you can relax now… hehehe)!

    Thanks for also making mention of my analogy on sex drives! The gang thought I was going to get in trouble with it but no worries my friends. I had the guts to say that coz that’s exactly how my wife and I see it. And like I told Grace… my wife and I worked it out (as should all of you out there who has this situation with your partners, whether you’re on the stronger side of the drive or your the weaker one). Nothing beats being open with your partner!

    On the guy who called in saying he lasts 45mins ~ hats off to you dude if that’s really true! I’ve read some articles on the net about lasting longer. Am just not sure if they truly work though.

    I love the movie “Something about Marie”… although I was really squirming to that seen where Ben Stiller’s dork got stuck between his zippers! That is just horrendously painful man! Yet awfully funny at the same time!

    Great times Benj! Hope today’s blog will be up soon! (No pressure man… the pressure’s all on us addicts to this blog) Hahaha! Peace!

    Khalesh

  10. Erratum:

    I meant “There’s Something about MARY” (guess I was still grinning about Marie not being able to read your blog yesterday) and that “SCENE” (instead of “seen”). Sorry for the bad spelling guys. At any rate…. we’re glad the blog is back up!

  11. tumawag ako kahapon and narinig ng mga cousins ko yung conversation namin nila mo.. sabi nila “ate lagot ka.. galit sayo si mo”.
    ako yung pinaka last caller na nagcomment dun sa girl na may 2 bf.. at na describe ko yung girl as suka na pinagsasawsawan ng 2 lalake. natatawa lang ako kasi sobrang galit na yata si mo.. peace tayo guys ha..
    honestly.. masakit para sakin na marinig yung story na yun at ginagawa pa ng isang girl.. masakit dahil isa sa mga mahal ko sa buhay ay ganyan ang ginawa.. at sino ang affected.. ako at ang iba pang miyembro ng pamilya. πŸ˜₯

  12. I hate being the last to comment here… (loser much???) Congrats for being first on the list Carlo. πŸ™‚

    I was waiting and waiting for the blog to come up… I even had our IT guy at work check my internet cuz I thought there might be something wrong with it kaya the blog wasn’t coming up…I was almost in hyperventilation mode! πŸ˜€ Well, I’m glad you’re ok Benj and was just hit with very (very) bad traffic. πŸ™‚

    Mojo Too Fat
    In his defense, Mojo is NOT fat. Maybe he’s fatter now than before but I don’t think it merits Mo’s dissing him cuz of his weight. Altho sometimes I find their cheek funny. πŸ˜€

    Hey Khalesh,
    I like your analogy cuz I’m more of a sprinter myself. I think most girls are like that…

    Hey Chi,

    15 hours straight??? They must pay you crazy money over there to make you work that long… I’m only expected to work 7.5 hours a day and I think THAT’S too long! πŸ˜€

    πŸ˜€ Marie

  13. Hi guys,

    Sorry about the late blog post, hehe… Nice to know you guys missed me when I was gone, hehe… Just kidding…

    @Carlo, congrats first post, hehe… Yeah, I’m sure you’d like to contribute to the Boob for a Cause fund drive… I wonder if Mo got her picture yet?

    @rufnnek, up till 2am? Get some sleep, hehe

    @suck3r – they’re back already? Hmmm, will have to check it out… Thought they’d have new episodes by next week pa…

    @carol – Hehe, thanks… You’re still not in your 20’s so your technically allowed to still have posters on your bedroom walls… πŸ™‚

    @mojamojacko – the funnier guy is the one who lectured Mo about the boob flashing thing. He thought it was unfair to have the girl jump through hoops just to get the boob job… πŸ™‚

    @NDCebu – yeah 45 minutes is freaking unbelievable…

    @Chi – hehe, craving is a pretty strong word, I only crave for food and …. πŸ™‚

    @Khalesh, great advice my man, I’ll keep that in mind… πŸ™‚

    @irishell, welcome to the blog… Nah, most people here are pretty liberal and you’re entitled to your own opinion as are we… πŸ™‚

    And Finally @Marie, whew… hehe

    Your story made me laugh, hyperventilating… I’m touched, hehe…

    Mojo said he gained 8 pounds when he came back from Iloilo, hehe… That’s probably the reason why Mo is dissing him…. Or more likely, Mo just loves to mess with Mojo… πŸ™‚

    Thanks guys for the concern, I’m cool and I got today’s blog out quickly…

    Great times!

    Benj

  14. @Carol,

    Yeah, The Academy Is.. is one kick ass band.

    Good times!
    CHI

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