Archive for November, 2008

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 25, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on November 26, 2008 by Benj
Panzer tank - WWII

Panzer tank - WWII

Hi guys, as stated in the preceding blog, I’m currently travelling and due to the time difference I can’t update my blog as I usually do, please bear with me guys… πŸ™‚
Thanks to Tonting for the recordings though… I’m using that as reference for my blog, I know it’s not the same but that’s all I can manage for now guys… Hope you understand…

Don’t worry I have pasalubong, hehe…

Ninongs and Ninangs

It’s 25 days till Christmas and talk drifted to the subject of Ninongs and Ninangs… Mojo has around three and Grace has the same number while Mo doesn’t have any at all…

He’s glad that he’s not sociable which is why he doesn’t have any inaanaks… That’s really weird though, I’ve never met anyone who’s Catholic and reached Mo’s age without having a single inaanak! I’ve even known born again Christians standing in as ninongs for their Catholic friends, hehe…

Mo’s take is that people nowadays select the prospective ninongs and ninangs based on their standing in society. Meaning, how famous you are, how rich you are, or if you’re a politician… Originally, I believe godparents were chosen based on their values and their ability to act as secondary parents if ever anything should happen to their godchild’s real parents… I don’t know if this still happens, hehe…

I also noticed this trend though that children to be christened have an army of godparents occasionally up to 20 ninongs and 20 ninangs… I mean the supposedly one page invitation extends to two pages due to the sheer number of godparents… I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase… “Ginawang negosyo yung binyag…”

Who know’s Mojo Jojo

What else is new? No one’s ever heard of Mojo Jojo, hehe… Of the three random numbers dialled by Grace, Only one was polite enough to listen to Mo and two of them dropped the phone, hehe… Sorry Mojo! πŸ™‚

World War 2 trivia

Mo wanted to prove a point, that women don’t know anything about history or at least they’re not as fond of it as we men are… And so he decided to ask Grace Lee such raphsody-inducing World War 2 questions such as:

Check out these questions and test your WWII trivia skills…

1. What countries comprised the Axis powers? I thought for sure Grace would get this one… The answer of course is Germany, Japan and Italy… Grace answered Germany, Japan and the Soviet Union… πŸ™‚
2. What do you call German tanks? She drew a blank on this one… They’re called Panzers…
3. In what country did the invasion of Normandy occur? Of course the answer is France…
4. What do you call the German subs? U-boats
5. What was the most notorious Holocaust camp run by the Germans? Ans: Auschwitz with several million Jews killed…

Point proven, hehe…Β  Grace got zero…

Female Urologist

Dr. Frances Bragais, one of only four female board certified urologist in the Philippines guested on the show and provided a lot of fun on the show! Cool doctor… I wouldn’t mind dropping my pants for her…

Callers named Wang, Willy, Johnson, Dick, Richard and other phallic names were bombarding the lines and asking all sorts of wang related questions…

Can you change its size by “working” it? Answer: No, you can’t whack off as many times as you want and it won’t change perceptibly…

Is wang size directly proportionate to the size of the feet? Ans: No… Mojo had a great quip: He even saw one from someone without feet, hehe… Good one!

This question I loved from a lady caller: Are there nutritional benefits you can get if you swallow instead of spitting? Ans: It’s rich in fructose but the amounts are negligible, thus, even a diabetic gay guy can “swallow”, hehe…

Mo loved this question so much that he asked the lady caller to go to the studio at once, hehe…

I loved some of the callers who “pretended” to be calling for someone else when it was so obvious they were asking the question for themselves… This was often in the realm of STD and other more embarrassing situations, hehe… Sure, we believe you…

Dr. Bragais was uber cool and I really appreciate her attitude towards the questions… No wonder Mo developed a crush on her, hehe…

That’s it, great show… Very funny!

Again, my apologies for the delayed blog… Unfortunately, this will be the norm rather than the exception for the coming weeks…

Sorry about that… πŸ™‚

Ciao!

Delayed blog posts…

Posted in Most Recent Posts on November 25, 2008 by Benj
The Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower

Guys, I’m abroad right now and I can’t catch the show due to the time difference… I have however downloaded Tonting’s recordings and I’ll use that as reference…

Expect a one day delay for the blogs…

Sorry! πŸ™‚

Good times with Mo (November 20, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , on November 20, 2008 by Benj
Photo courtesy of Pirates of the Caribbean

Photo courtesy of Pirates of the Caribbean

Today’s show was fun for so many reasons and it was a great wrap up for the week… Kudos to the gang for putting on such a wonderful series of shows and I’m sure I speak for the other fans of the show as well when I say, GREAT JOB, GUYS!

Enough of the asskissing, let’s talk about the show’s highlights… πŸ™‚

Advice from Maria Korea

As is the norm, there were a lot of young callers during the early parts of the show… A young female caller aged 14 sought some advice from Grace Lee on how to capture the heart of a young Korean lad who was 2 years older than she was…

Grace’s advice was to show interest in Korean culture, teach him to speak our language and other sensible advice… Impressive Grace, twins notwithstanding I love Grace’s mind… πŸ™‚

Pirates of the Caribbean

Well they’re not exactly in theΒ  Caribbean but off the West African coast, still, it was a catchy header, hehe… Mo shared the news about Somali pirates seizing an oil tanker and berthing it in pirate-infested Somali waters…

But he was complaining that the Somali pirates don’t look anything like the pirates we see in movies… No outlandish costumes, no parrot on the shoulder, no wooden foot, no hook and worse they spoke Swahili, hehe…

To be fair to them, they do carry machine guns and rocket launchers…

Arrhhh, mateys… String em up and let em walk the plank!

Amazing Race Asia Finale

Philippine representatives to the Amazing Race Asia Geoff Rodriguez and Tisha Silang were on hand to plug the show’s finale tonight on AXN. As I blogged previously, even though the recording of the show has long been over, they’re not allowed to divulge more than what has been currently airing on the pain of a USD5,000,000.00 fine… Now that’s a lot of zeroes!

Anyway, a number of callers and even my man Mo are guessing that Geoff and Tisha had won the race based on their demeanor and facial expressions… Caller Anton also said that the post awarding party will be held in Manila which he said is a pretty good indicator that indeed the winner will come from the Philippines…

I really hope so! Marc and Rovilson were kicking some serious butt during the whole run of the show only to falter in the finale and I hope that Geoff and Tisha redeem the Philippines’ honor tonight, hehe…

Pickup artists 101

Mo and Mojo started a topic which they had discussed yesterday pertaining to these foreign-based “pickup gurus” who, for a fee will pass on their pickup “talents” to YOU… πŸ™‚

They’re claiming a 100% success rate if you follow their formula for picking up girls… I mean, really? These guys wear trenchcoats (in the Philippines) and they look like Ramon Bautista… Not to knock Ramon, he’s a swell guy after all, but he’s not the handsomest dude around…

Tsk, tsk… I wonder who the suckers are who fall for these supposed pickup gurus… Sound more like con-men to me… Can’t really blame them, it is after all, a living…

Womanizers

Mo steered the topic to a discussion of dads being womanizers… He said that the numbers don’t lie, meaning that at one time or another, your dad may have cheated on your Mom… πŸ™‚

A number of callers shared stories about their womanizing fathers…

Caller 1 has a story about his dad having 9 wives and 25 kids! He was part of the original family and growing up, he noticed that his dad would start introducing kids he claimed were children of “friends”… In fact, these kids were half brothers and half sisters of his…

Talk about libido, this guy had it in spades…

Caller 2 caught his father with another woman and guess what, he beat up his dad… Damn, that’s pretty extreme… Mo lauded his efforts though… πŸ™‚

Another interesting caller shared that his grandfather fathered a child when he was in his late 60’s… Obviously with another woman… Ahh… the wonders of Viagra and Cialis… πŸ™‚

Manny Villar and Barack Obama

To close the show, Mo talked about the unfortunate fate of former Senate President Manny Villar who was ousted from his post as the 3rd most powerful person in the country…

Guess who took over? Yup, Juan Ponce Enrile… The chief architect of Martial Law and all around trapo got the Senate Presidency and all its attendant powers…

The topic being politics, Grace naturally had an opinion… πŸ™‚ She stated that we should start retiring the same old faces (albeit defying gravity with BOTOX) and introduce some new blood…

That sounded a lot like US President-elect Obama’s platform and this prompted Mo to say that if we only took the time to look at the powerful persons on TV and think to ourselves: Why does he want to run for this office? What’s in it for them? Would they ever truly put the country first before themselves?

Mo got that sense of integrity and honesty from Obama…

And so do I… I’m glad he won coz I was rooting for him…

That’s it for me guys… I know it’s not my best effort by far but I’m in a real hurry, hehe…

My apologies for the subpar blog…

I’ll make it up next time…

Great times!

Good Times with Mo (Forbidden Questions with Gwen Garci)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , on November 19, 2008 by Benj
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Great, great show today! Gwen Garci was on the show for Forbidden Questions and boy was she game! Ooops, too many exclamation points… Slowdown, breathe, count to 10…. Okay I’m calm….

I woke up really early to catch today’s show on the off chance that the Forbidden Questions might push through and today’s guest, Gwen Garci, didn’t disappoint…

Read on for the juicy details…

Blogs on GTWM

Your humble blog got a mention on the show today along with some other sites that chronicle the adventures of our favorite radio hosts… Apparently, Grace read my blog yesterday about the speculations that she had “lockjaw” which forced her to skip the show… πŸ™‚ Of course it was all a joke, she was really ill, apparently from eating too many “oysters”… Oysters? Aren’t they supposed to enhance libido? πŸ™‚

Mojo stated that whenever Mo’s not around I don’t blog about the show, hehe… Mo agreed and said that the reason was that the show was too horrible for me to blog… In my defense, it wasn’t just that the show was difficult to blog (in particular last week’s edition) but it was a very busy week for me, hehe…

Casting call for nude models

If you’re a lady who has a crush on Mo, now’s your chance to bare it all for Mo Twister… Mo is asking prospective models willing to pose in the buff for him to practice his photography skills…

He didn’t say much in terms of qualification requirements so if you’re interested just drop him a line at the show’s email address goodtimeswithmo@yahoo.com…

Good luck!

Forbidden Questions with Gwen Garci

I liked Gwen Garci before and I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t seen most of the Viva Hotbabe videos (including the one with Mo Twister) but she’s never stood out that much from the rest of the other Hot babes… Until now…

Her candor was refreshing and her willingness to do all her “stunts” herself (in a manner of speaking) made for truly entertaining radio… Oh by the way, a disclaimer: I’ve tried to blog Gwen’s answers as accurately as possible but obviously I’m paraphrasing some parts of her answers but they’re accurate in as far as the meaning of her answers…

Read on for the juicy bits (and when I say juicy, I mean dripping into a puddle)… πŸ™‚

1. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to a fan?

Ans: Nothing… Even though I’ve been groped and pinched in my private areas during shows, I haven’t done anything bad to a fan…

2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Ans. 15… It was with Justin Cuyugan (a model), he was my first… Mo gave her two points for this answer

3. Is he packing some heat down there? Gets out a ruler… Tell me when to stop…

Ans. Okay, stop… (Stops at 4.75 inches)… Mo gives her 1 point for this answer

Laughter… Mo: but he’s a tall guy… Gwen: I think he’s around 6’3″… Mo: Ok, this just proves the theory that height isn’t directly proportional to wang size…

5. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?

Ans. Yes… Once… It only happened because I was confused with my relationship then…

6. Have you ever dated a married man?

Ans. Yes, but I didn’t know at that time that he was married… He also lied about his age, he said he was 26 when in fact he was 36 already and he had 10 kids… I was only 17 at that time…

Grace: Oh, you were so naive then… Mo: Come on Grace, you’re one to talk… πŸ™‚

7. Where’s the craziest place you’ve done it?

Ans. BJ on a veranda in Guam… There were lots of Japanese tourists swimming in the pool below, we were on the 2nd floor…

8. Have you been ever offered an indecent proposal?

Ans. No…

Mo: Come on… Are you lying? Gwen: No, I wish I was…Β  Mo: Mojo what about you, what’s your price? Mojo: It depends if the guy is cute… Mo: Let’s assume he looks like Jobama…. Mojo: Ewww… a very nice car at least…

Mo: A Range Rover? Mo: I’d do it for a Range Rover…

Gwen: Maybe a Ferrari

9. What’s the better magazine FHM or MAXIM?

Ans. I’ve never posed for Maxim so it’ll have to be FHM for me…

10. Which Viva Hotbabe do you dislike the most?

Ans. Jen Rosendahl – she’s a jealous and envious biatch… She loves the spotlight plus she has an attitude problem… She sometimes elbows the other girls and deliberately bumps them…

Mo: That’s interesting, everyone on the Hotbabes seem to hate her…

11. Which celebrity has the worst B.O.?

Ans. Jaycee Parker, we even gave her free feminine wash and deodorant…

12. Is there a Gwen Garci sex tape somewhere?

Ans.Β  Yes, it’s with my ex-boyfriend… He in India right now but he’s a Brazilian…

Mo: That’s a bad move… Girls, you should never leave your sex tape with the guy, they’ll pixelate their face and release it on the internet if they get pissed with you…

13. 5th message on her cellphone…

Ans. Hi Gwen, greet me on air – Jason…

14. When’s the last time you pleasured yourself?

Ans. Yesterday…Β  With a vibrator… It was on the outside only, on my clit… πŸ™‚

15. Have you ever slept with a politician?

Ans. No

Mo: No… Are you lying? Gwen: No, I’m not…

16. Eat Bulaga or Wowoweee?

Ans. Both, I don’t have any favorites…

17. What part of your body is not real?

Ans. My boobs, any problem with that? Mo: No, no, they’re absolutely perfect! I can hang with that…

18. Who’s your lesbian crush?

Ans. Thinks a while… Hmmm, maybe Jennifer Lee? She’s my bestfriend…

19. Have you ever had intimate relations with a girl?

Ans. No, but I’ve kissed some of them in movies…

20. I interviewed you previously and you said that Will Devaughn has a massive wang, how long is it? Takes out the ruler… Tell me when to stop…

Ans. Ok, keep, going, going, going, going, stop… 8 inches – She also gave a visual… Like the okay sign but with the O not fully closed… Mo and Mojo and Grace were all laughing at this point… Mojo was screaming so hard it hurt my ears, hehe…

21. Let’s do a dare for 4 points… I want you and Grace Lee to do a chest bump…

Grace Lee and Gwen Garci do a chest bump…

Grace: Ooh, that’s really soft there… πŸ™‚

25. Spit or swallow

Ans. Swallow if I love the person… Spit if not…

26. Ever tried illegal drugs?

Ans. Yup, I think everybody has tried it at one point or another…

27. What’s your least favorite role?

Ans. Secretary of Sergio (Dingdong Dantes) in Marimar

Mo: Did you ever sleep with Sergio? Made out with him? Gwen: No, never… Mo: Okay I believe you…

28. Do you think Dingdong and Marian are going out? For two points

Ans. Yes…Β  During our shows abroad, we’d see them holding hands and acting super sweet…

Mo: I knew it!

30.Β  Aside from the people we have mentioned, have you ever slept with anyone famous?

Ans. No celebrities but models yes…

31. Do you think that your ex boyfriend and Mojo’s current boyfriend have had intimate relations?

Ans. I think so… (the ex-boyfriend in reference is Andrew Wolfe)

32. Dare – Make out with Mojo Jojo – 2 points…

Make out with Mojo Jojo – Mojo’s shaking… Damn you Mojo Jojo! I wish I was so lucky… πŸ™‚

34. Who is showbiz’ most plastic person?

Ans. Jen Rosendahl

35. Dare – SHOW US THE PUPPIES! 2 points

Flashes for everybody in the booth including the lucky bastards who skipped work or school to ogle Gwen…

Mo: I think those are some of the finest pair I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on…

37. Dare – Make out with a total stranger – 5 points

They pick a lucky virgin (18) from amongst the visitors in the booth and I do believe he got some tongue action… Sigh…

Welcome to the magic circle of 40 Gwen!

Awesome job!

I had fun blogging this show… Enjoy guys!

Till next time!

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 18, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on November 18, 2008 by Benj
The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Instead of Alternative Tuesday, today’s show can probably be dubbed as Beatbox Tuesday… As I was driving to the office and listening to the show, I was enjoying myself but dreading the prospect of blogging this edition of the show… If you got to catch today’s show, you’ll understand why, hehe…

Read on for an oh so brief synopsis of the show:

Grace Lee’s lockjaw

Our favorite Korean DJ was out for the day as she called in sick… Mo said that she and her boyfriend celebrated their anniversary yesterday, hence the reason she was “sick”… An enterprising listener with a vivid imagination texted in and said that Grace’s illness was probably caused by lockjaw… πŸ™‚

I got a good chuckle out of that one… I’m sure there’s no reason to explain why, hehe…

Ignorance is bliss

Mo put forth a theory that couples who have more than their share of airspace in between their ears must lead a blissful existence… His theory being that the more simple minded (read:dumb) you are, the happier you must be because you only need to concentrate on a few things at a time and your focus is too narrow… Imagine if two simple minds met, the melding of the minds would probably be hi-larious… πŸ™‚

On the other hand, he believes the inverse is true… Smarter people have a lot more problems, ahemm… πŸ™‚ Simply because, they have a lot more things to concern them and not only their own existence…

I would have to agree on this one just purely based on the logic behind Mo’s reasoning… But I’ve yet to meet really simple minds, the ones that go “duh…” πŸ™‚ Though I think that’s really a stereotype, hehe…

What’s your take on this guys? Agree or disagree?

Webcam eye

Mo shared an interesting bit of news today… Apparently, an artist in San Francisco named Tanya Vlach, who lost her eye in a car accident in 2005 is looking at replacing her lost eye with a webcam… Yup, you read it right, a webcam…

And not just your run of the mill webcam either… Tanya, who is a techie wants the whole works including the kitchen sink… Here’s a laundrylist of features that she wants in her new organ:

  1. 3X Optical Zoom
  2. A 4GB SD card slot (I’m sure where the slot would be, hehe)
  3. Still photo image capability

Now, I’m a big fan of the Terminator movie series of Ahnuld and now the spinoff TV series, The Sarah Connor chronicles, but I never thought I’d see the day we’d really have cyborgs walking amongst us…

Weird thing also, Tanya wants to upload the images she sees in realtime to a website video stream… Talk about voyeurism, hehe…

Beatbox Tuesday

And now we come to the gist of the show today… Beatboxing… Listeners were asked to beatbox to the hit single of Rihanna, Disturbia… For the uninitiated, beatboxing is a vocal skill wherein beatboxers, try to imitate the sound of musical instruments using only their mouth and its associated appendages (tongue, cheeks, etc). It takes a lot of creativity and skill to perform this successfully but it’s pretty incredible if done well…

The prize? A brand spanking new Lenovo Ideapad S10… It’s Lenovo’s latest line of slim and portable laptops and it comes in a variety of colors too if you want to look hip and in… πŸ™‚ If you’re lousy at beatboxing or have never even thought of trying it out but you are artistic and have some digital skills, you can still win a Lenovo Ideapad S10… Check out this site for more details…

The contest was fun with a number of talented beatboxers as well as some god awful ones… Which made for a good laugh, hehe… A particularly good one was Pikoy who did a cool remix of the Disturbia song with a wide variety of instruments thrown in for good measure…

I think Pau and Mike were also good and they eventually ended up in the top 3 together with Pikoy…

After a good one and half hours of saliva spitting and vocal calisthenics performed by the show’s listener’s, Pikoy was declared the winner and he walks away with the cool new laptop…

I was waiting for my bud Khalesh to phone in and try his luck but I guess beatboxing isn’t down his alley, hehe… Now if that were a singing contest, all bets would have been off, hehe… Khalesh would be in the top 3 at least, if not winning everything… πŸ™‚

RJ Ledesma’s new book

I’m not sure how many of you guys recall RJ Ledesma of the Royal Tru Orange fame of the 80’s but he gained a measure of fame doing a series of commercials for the said orange drink…

Without inadvertently revealing my age, let me just say that he was part of my childhood memories when my schoolmates and I would be betting our Coke yoyos on what the next plot twist would be in the Royal Tru Orange series of commercials…

But now he’s all grown up and even ruder than Mo Twister and with a motormouth to match… πŸ™‚

I mean, the guy was talking at 120 miles per hour, way over the legal speed limit… Barring that, I still did manage to catch the drift of the interview he had with Mo and Mojo…

Apparently, he’s released a book entitled β€œLies My Yaya Should Have Told Me, RJ Ledesma’s Imaginary Guide to Whine and Women”

I’m not sure but I think he’s competing for the longest book title… That’s quite a mouthful…

I haven’t read it yet but the few lines I’ve read from his blog has convinced me that the guy can write…

If you want to check it out, he has a book signing at Fully Booked, Bonifacio High Street on November 22, Saturday at 5PM… And no there’s no ebook available for download, hehe…

Well, that’s it for me guys…

Watch out for tomorrow’s show… Mo’s thinking of holding a Forbidden Question segment… Woohoo!

Till then, I’m out of here…

Good Times!

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 17, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on November 17, 2008 by Benj
St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

Wow, good show today… My man Mo is back and everything’s right with the universe again, hehe…

Secret sharing is back and some of the kinkiest and gross out stuff was shared mostly on the text line…

Read on for the hightlights:

Catholic schools and broken families

Mo started off the discussion with the practice of some Catholic schools of pre-screening students before accepting them on the basis of their family structure… If you come from a broken family, you’re basically out… It just seems to me to be misguided piety and a “holier than thou” attitude which would be counterintuitive to the teachings of the Church…

Another thing is their practice of kicking out students who get pregnant while still studying… I mean they’re already traumatized as it is… Talk about rubbing salt to the wounds!

What’s your take on this guys?

Jobama for President

If you’ve been reading the papers in the past week, incumbent Makati Mayor Jojo Binay has openly declared his intention to run for President in the 2010 election even going so far as to declare himself as the Obama of the Philippines or Jobama… Sheesh… Come on Binay give me a break…

Mo himself was incredulous whilst reading the news… Obama ran and won on a platform of change but Binay is trapo if ever there was one… I mean their whole family is running Makati… Admittedly not a bad administrator but their family’s practice of substituting for one another once their term limits run out in order to circumvent the law smacks of greed for power and the lack of delicadeza…

Other than the color of their skin, Binay is nothing like Obama…

Sharon’s reward

Also in the news, Sharon Cuneta has offered from P5 to P10M big ones to anybody who can prove that her husband has a paramour… That’s a lot of moolah just to shut up her detractors…

I don’t know the background of this story (nor do I particularly care) but if anybody out there has proof, here’s your chance to put your money where your mouth is (or at least get money where your mouth is), hehe…

Poker and Mojo

It seems that our favorite bohemian DJ Mojo is indulging in one of life’s pleasures again… According to Mo and Grace, Mojo is now “addicted” to gambling… It seems that Mojo has been hitting the tables a lot recently and this brought up a discussion as to whether one can make a decent living playing poker exclusively…

Two professional poker players called in with the first one, Daniel, claiming that he had a system which he strictly adhered to in order to prevent uncountable losses at the poker table… He’s only willing to lose P30K a day playing poker and if he hits that maximum target, he gets up and stops playing… Even better when he doubles up his capital to P60K, he’s out of there… That takes a lot of discipline and good for him if he adheres to that system… Oh and his take for this month? P220K…

Another pro, who’s wife called in initially and woke him up to chime in with his experiences on the poker circuit…. His current earnings for 2008? P9M with losses of P4.5M… That puts him still ahead by P4.5M roughly… Mo was so jealous, hehe…

Boobs Lee

I don’t know how the topic drifted to nicknames but Mo has an interesting new nickname for Grace… Yup, it’s Boobs Lee, hehe… I got a good laugh out of that one…

That’s 10X better than my Maria Korea one…

Fame and cheating

Mo talked about the recent controversial picture of married U2 frontman and famed philantrophist Bono or St. Bono as he is also widely known… And he has come up with another controversial theory… Fame and cheating go hand in hand…

In particular, rockstars are the ones most exposed to groupies and other sources of temptation… I guess it comes with the territory… I mean fame seems to attract all sorts of people… I know my man Mo has a number of girls willing to do the jiggy with him because of his fame…

Ah, what a life…

Ricky Reyes for Senator

Another silly topic which was discussed which had me in stitches was the prospect of Ricky Reyes running for the Senate… Again, this is based on Mo and Mojo’s assessment that the Philippines is the gay capital of the world… As in we have more gay people per square foot than any other place on earth…

Which begs the question, if gays can’t reproduce, why are there so many of them? πŸ™‚

The gang had all sorts of silly suggestions for a Ricky Reyes campaign… Instead of vote buying, you get free haircuts or hair rebonding at any Ricky Reyes salon of your choice…

Pink would probably the dominant color of Ricky’s party, hehe… He and BF would make a good pair, hehe…

Secrets, secrets and more secrets

This segment is like a bad dream which keeps recurring but it certainly is fun, hehe… Mo invited the callers to chime in and share their deepest and darkest secrets… Normally for this segment it’s the female callers who call in but for some strange reason, maybe the planets were out of alignment or something, it was mostly male callers calling in and giving their two cents…

Menage a troi

Another favorite secret which also keeps recurring on this segment is the menage a troi, but this time it was literally a threesome… Caller said that his gf caught him sleeping with her younger sister and instead of beating him over the head with a stick which she should have, she obligingly takes off her own clothes and joins them…

Now that’s what I call sisterly love… Mo was positively puking with envy… πŸ™‚ Now if only the sisters were twins, it would have been perfect…

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Another called shared his secret of family revenge… According to him, his Mom was kidnapped while he was still a boy and unfortunately for the kidnappers, they were intercepted somewhere in Batangas and they were consequently arrested at a checkpoint…

Apparently, his family was so pissed that they made arrangements with the policemen who had custody of the kidnappers to rub them out for an unspecified amount…

The poor schmucks met their end in one of those elaborately staged “shootouts”…

Revenge is served…

What’s your take on this, guys? Do you think those kidnappers deserved that kind of fate?

Love bunny

A caller texted in said that he’s been keeping a stuffed bunny for a number of years to help him ease his lonely nights… I wouldn’t want to be that bunny, hehe… I hope he has the decency to wash Bugs Bunny after every session or that bunny is going to smell like Clorox and probably be as stiff as a board… πŸ™‚

Necrophilia

A mortician texted in and said that he’d done the jiggy with one of his “clients”… Now that’s positively creepy and downright gross… I mean come on… Have some friggin respect… 😦

Entertaining show today and I’m glad Jobert the psychic dude was nowhere in sight, hehe…

Good times guys!


Work and blogging…

Posted in Most Recent Posts on November 12, 2008 by Benj
Corporate slave

Corporate slave

Hi guys, just thought I’d post this quick blog firstly to apologize for the lack of updates to my blogsite and secondly to ask your opinions on what to do with the blog moving forward…

As you may have guessed correctly, work has been too much lately and I haven’t had time to actually listen to the show and post some blogs… 😦

With the new responsibilities that I have, my fear is that I may not be able to continue this blog which would be sad because I think I have built up a loyal readership and I would like to think that I have formed some “virtual” friendships as well…

Given these constraints, I’m thinking of shutting down the blog permanently or asking the readers to “guest” blog for me if I can’t blog for whatever reason…

I’ve seen the caliber of my readers and I’ve been impressed with their writing skills as well…

At this point, I haven’t decided anything yet and would appreciate your thoughts on this…

Not so good times, guys! 😦