iMO (In My Opinion) Oct. 26, 2008

iMo's Disclaimer

iMo disclaimer

Mo rocked in this edition of iMO… I’m not sure how many of you guys are watching this show but please if you have ANC, do check it out… Mo in a different light but still entertaining and devilishly funny… Oh and yeah, check out Mo’s disclaimer, the tagline apparently was written by Grace Lee, can you tell why? 🙂

Mo’s Wanted List

Dela Paz Currency Fiasco

I’m sure you’ve all heard the story, retired PNP Comptroller Eliseo Dela Paz was detained by Russian Customs agents in Moscow for trying to smuggle 106,000 euros or nearly P7million in cash out of Moscow during the Interpol conference early this month.

Which really begs the question, what was a retired police officer doing with nearly P7M in cash? Mo was smirking and making wisecracks as the video of Mr. Dela Paz was shown apologizing for the “embarrassment” he caused the country with his “misstep”… But he also said that in his heart of hearts (like he had one) that he knew that he hadn’t done anything wrong…

Mo put it so succintly… “You don’t apologize if you haven’t done anything wrong…”

Miriam Santiago on the Warpath

Mo’s favorite senator aside from Chiz Escudero is Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago who is known for her feisty nature and venomous tongue… She also happens to chair the Senate Foreign Affairs Committee which conducted an investigation on the Dela Paz currency mess..

Mo showed soundbite after soundbite of Sen. Santiago lambasting DILG Secretary Ronnie Puno and other top PNP officials (without Dela Paz who was a no-show)…

It was really funny, Miriam invented a new country, Moscow, when she referred to the “embarassment caused by a PNP general in a foreign country like Moscow”… Methinks she meant Russia, hehe…

She also lashed out at PNP Chief Oscar Calderon saying that he has barely warmed his seat and he was already embroiled in a scandal…

Damn, I wouldn’t want to get on the bad side of Miriam, her tongue can flay you skinless with that sharp Ilonggo accent and her verbose English, hehe…

The Couch

For the first part of The Couch, Bayan Muna Representative Satur Ocampo was Mo’s guest and he asked him a question which I’ve always wanted to ask a politician…

What’s the attraction in politics? Millions are invested in campaigns for a measly salary which they could easily earn tenfold outside of politics with their glib tongue and fancy clothes…

Rep. Satur Ocampo, one of the poorest congressman in the Lower House said that aside from the power associated with public office, the opportunity for corruption is exceedingly high in government which makes it extremely attractive to some individuals who have been seduced by the Dark Side, hehe…

Rep. Ocampo was also asked for his take on the PNP currency mess and he said that now the PNP was claiming that the money was for the acquisition of intelligence equipment… I mean really… I didn’t know the PNP had any intelligence to speak of… Still doesn’t explain why they had it in cash, huh? They could have easily issued a P.O. and coursed the purchase through the proper channels…

Mo said that the whole deal reeked of fish, rotten fish… Just my opinion but I smell aside from rotting fish, Ariel, Tide and Downy…. You know, the kind you use to launder something… 🙂

Top 10 things you can buy with P6.9M

In typical Mo Twister fashion, Mo went through a list of things you can buy with all that moolah found in Dela Paz’ suitcase…

10. 2,760,000 condoms – that’s a lot of containers to fill…
9. 10 yrs of service from the RP president – she’s paid a measly P60K, well I guess FG is a good  provider, hehe…
8. 4 mos of service from US president – He’s paid US$400K a year…
7. A 2008 Porsche Cayenne Turbo – now that would be sweet…
6. 3,200 PLDT common stocks – just wait for the stocks to tumble and go crazy…
5. 44 breast implants – courtesy of Vicky Belo, now that’s a lot of boobies…
4. 145K liters of premium gas – you can set up your own money machine…
3. 14 nights with Maria Sharapova – She recently auctioned herself for charity…
2. 1000 BFAD tests for melamine – there are cheaper tests, but you’ll have to go to China…
1. Forgiveness – the amount Teehankee paid the Hultmans for his reduced sentence

Ms. Earth candidates

Three lovely candidates for the upcoming Ms. Earth pageant guested on iMO and they were uber hot… I particularly liked Ms. Scotland, she was scorching… The horndogs in the audience were hooting and hollering during the show… Mo said that it was a new “low” for the show… 🙂

Ms. Scotland – a blue eyed blonde with a lovely accent was asked about her country and she said that it was exceptionally beautiful and when they went to Palawan, the landscape there kind of reminded her of home… Mo agreed and said that when he went there he found the scenery stunning…

Ms. USA – was An African American lady and Mo asked her about the upcoming US election… She said that whoever wins, either way it would be historic for America, if Barack wins (which I know he will), he will be the 1st African American president of the US, if McCain wins (when hell freezes over), Sarah Palin will become the US’ 1st female Vice-President…

Ms. Romania – Ms Romania was asked about her country and she said that people only know two things about Romania, Transylvania and Dracula… Well it’s true they have both but she also said that they have wonderful beaches, beautiful mountains and the Danube… Now that’s beautiful…

Shout Out!

iMO had a new portion wherein they asked viewers to tape themselves for 1 minute talking about any issue nearest and dearest to their hearts and if Mo likes it, they’ll show it on-air… Your chance at your 1 minute of fame… 🙂

This episode had Carol Espinosa from Iloilo talking about restrictions on media. Basically her message ws, you may not like what media is saying, but they still have to say it… She looked like she was auditioning for the show, hehe…

Great show… Funny and informative as only my man Mo Twister can deliver…

Check it out, every Sundays, 9PM on ANC… Let’s give our favorite loudmouth all the support he needs, hehe… Plus its your chance to see Mo in drag, err…. in a suit rather… 🙂

Good times!

13 Responses to “iMO (In My Opinion) Oct. 26, 2008”

  1. Thanks for this one Benj. I missed this episode but the last time I watched it, it was really very entertaining. This is the real counterpart of goodtimes on TV…at least almost. Everyone tune in to this show. I think this show deserves to be on air for a very long time.

  2. Hi Benj

    did u post the review last Friday?

    domo -_-

  3. nice show!!!
    er…had nothing to say anymore

  4. Hi Rap Rap,

    Did this blog around midnight Friday, hehe…

    Benj

  5. i would want to watch this show, but it’s sunday night so everyone’s wanted to get hold of the remote control. so i end up surfing the net. is there a replay on weekdays?

  6. i really hate the fact that I STILL could not watch this show! I’m trying to hook up with Skycable to get ANC. i currently have a local cable service and it does not have ANC (darn!). But the Skycable service is like months away because of the connections on our streets! I’ve gotta move to a different village.

    Oh and Benj… I can tell that the tagline might be that of Grace… coz the “opinions expresses on the show” does not really “reflect her stance” or that of the station’s. Personally… I love Grace’s stance. Really sexy dude.

    Khalesh

  7. Hi Khalesh,

    Hehehe, yeah, it’s a great show… I’ll try to put up some episodes on Youtube so you guys can see it also…

    Problem is I’m swamped with work right now… 🙂

    Just kidding Grace, I love you, grammar and all… 🙂

    Great times, bud…

    Benj

  8. IMO shoutout!

    hahaha ok ok, id b lying if i deny having sent that video only for the purpose of sharing my views. Im a broadcom stud & the chance was there, id b a moron if i dnt grab it. after all,its just a one min. video, who knows what it can bring me, right? haha! I Sent another video. I was also inteviewd by Mo via phone patch. now, this is what im talking about.haha!!

    great page! vivid blog!

  9. Hey, the real Carol Espinosa…

    Welcome to my blog and great job on the video…
    Well I’d agree with what you said, you’ve got to take the opportunity when it presents itself…. 🙂

    Thanks for the nice comments!

    Good times!

    Benj

  10. hi,,got reaLLy curioS aboUt this wHen mO always taLk aboUt it in the sHow,,i Love the perfect tandem of different seXual sTat? present on the show,,heheh,,i observe that if one of them is not on the show,,it lacks something,,especially mo,.,,thank you for writing it down,,i also wud like to write,,just dont have the opportunity,,,i admire you..KeEp up the Good Work,,,

  11. Ms>Philippines has a more beauty than another

  12. Well it’s true they have both but she also said that they have wonderful beaches, beautiful mountains and the Danube… Now that’s beautiful…its already true in our country

  13. just keep the good work!

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