Archive for December, 2008

Good Times with Mo (December 18, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on December 18, 2008 by Benj
Krispy Kreme Donuts

Krispy Kreme Donuts

Merry Christmas guys! I woke up late coz I’m still adjusting to jet lag but I did manage to catch the last hour of the show… What with the rush of the Christmas season, everybody’s super busy nowadays… I hope you’ve done your Christmas shopping by this time…

If not, you can try to join the contests on our favorite radio show and who knows? You might get lucky and win one of the crazy prizes they’re giving away on the show… From cash, to laptops to a brand new iPhone from Globe (ahem, ahem, hehehe) the prizes are truly above and beyond what’s being given away on other radio stations…

Just today a lucky guy won a laptop on the second edition of the Jesus lookalike contest… More on that later…

Read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Creative punishments

Mo brought up the topic of creative punishments your parents may have dished out on your ass when you were a kid because you’ve been naughty and not nice… πŸ™‚

Mojo told a funny story of being whacked with a piece of wood on his face by his dad when he convinced his younger brother to stick his hand into the vacuum cleaner whilst it was running… It nearly took off the index finger of his brother! It was left hanging by skin and bones… Geez, Mojo was a bad little boy…

Another funny anecdote Mojo had when he was whacked by his dad again for binding his younger brother in a cocoon of tape as part of their weird game of superheroes… It took them the better part of an hour to free his brother and only after they’ve poured oil in his hair and body to loosen the tape, hehe….

Mojo was a cool kid! πŸ™‚

Cosmo’s worst sex tips ever

Anyone who’s ever actually had sex probably knows Cosmo’s sex tips are terrible. Sometimes it’s not even that they’re terrible… they’re just downright bizarre. And yet every month they rewrite them, repackage them and re-promote them… and silly girls eat it up.

So if you ever bring a girl home from the bars drunk and excited to make bad decisions and she pulls out a Krispy Kreme box – beware. She’s a Cosmo girl and you’re about to pay for it. What else do you expect when the magazine (and website) dishes out dirt like these 10 Terrible Sex Tips**:

10. Cup his hand against your mouth, and flick your tongue quickly in and out of the center of his palm. Mmm hand sex.

9. Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it. Mmm wet butt.

8. The best oral I ever got happened while I was hanging from the chin-up bar I keep in my home gym. The strain in my arms mixed with the bliss I felt below the waist created unbelievable pleasure. Just don’t let go.

7. Hot Dog: Before giving him oral sex, position yourself so you’re sitting to the side, almost perpendicular to his penis. Cup your hand around his member, creating a “bun” around his “hot dog.” Then kiss the part of his penis that’s exposed while breathing hard. Your hand will trap your exhalations and make his member feel superhot. With your other hand, work his testicles. He’ll think he has died and gone to heaven. Shape aside, hot dogs are just not sexy.

6. My girl held my tongue in place with her teeth during a make-out session while she tickled the tip with her own tongue. Electrifying. Nothing like a good tongue choke-hold.

5. Reach into your panties, then touch my lips with your wetness. To each his own.

4. My girl pretended not to want to kiss me. I had to use my tongue to pry her mouth open passionately. Are you sure she was pretending?

3. Take a sip of hot water – as hot as you can stand – before [performing oral sex] on him. Then, keeping your mouth closed, swish it all around. Ouch.

2. Chill a bunch of marbles in the fridge. Toss them on the bed and make him lie on them while you straddle him. Really ouch.

1. Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off. Not. Sexy. At. All.

Please don’t try this stuff at home, hehe…

Christmas Holidays

A caller phoned in and asked the trio what their plans are for the holidays… I was curious as well what Christmas would be like for our favorite radio hosts…

Aside from hosting Christmas parties, noble Grace will be spending some time with a favorite charity of hers, leprosy patients… She’ll be with her parents and then she’ll be flying out of the country…

Mojo will be spending time with family and flying off to Iloilo…

My man Mo will be spending Christmas with family and then he’ll be flying off to Paris… Paris is freezing right now… -3 the last time I was there but it was stunningly beautiful…

Rewards

A listener phoned in and asked for Mo’s take on his decision to reward himself with an expensive watch for Christmas… The guy has been working for a call center for the past two years and as a reward, he bought a P16,000.00 watch for Christmas… As a result, he’s been having sleepless nights tossing and turning and wondering if he made the right decision…

Mo opined that you do need to spend for yourself once in a while as a reward for all the hard work you’ve been putting in… It makes you feel good and gives you incentive to even work harder to buy bigger and better things… The caveat being that you should not splurge if you’re in a tight financial situation and you need to spend the money on other more important things… Like rent or food, hehe…

I agree with Mo because I did the same this Christmas… Coincidentally, I also bought a watch this Christmas whilst I was in Europe… πŸ™‚ Mo also bought a watch for his birthday, a P300K watch, hehe… And I thought the watch I bought was expensive… πŸ™‚

So if you’ve been working hard the past year and you can afford it, go ahead and indulge… πŸ™‚

And by the way, Mo gave the guy an iPod shuffle just for working hard and being a nice caller… Merry Christmas!

Jesus lookalike

The gifts just dont stop coming on this show… Some lucky dude won a laptop today because he just happened to have a striking resemblance to Jesus Christ whose birthday we’re celebrating a few days from now…

The lucky winner was the 3rd placer in last year’s edition of the same contest on GTWM. I guess the second time’s the charm for this guy who finally copped first place and walked away with a laptop for his efforts…

Last year’s winner was also on hand for the contest and when asked why he didn’t defend his title, he said that he was truly being Christ-like by giving others chances to win the contest… Nice move, dude!

Well that’s all for now guys!

Advance Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (Dec. 17, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2008 by Benj
UFC Fighter Corey Hill breaks his leg

UFC Fighter Corey Hill breaks his leg

Hey guys! I’m finally back in the Philippines… And it sure is nice to be back home… I mean Europe is nice albeit frigging cold, but after a while it can get kind of tiring… I mean who wants order and beauty all the time? πŸ™‚ There is something to be said about the chaos and familiar traffic jams of the Philippines… Besides, I couldn’t listen to the GTWM show there and I think that’s a good enough reason to come back here, hehe…

I’ve been out for so long I’m not sure if anyone is still reading this blog, hehe… Anyway, read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Night mass

Or as it should be more appropriately called, early morning mass started yesterday and will last for 9 days…

I used to treasure this Philippine tradition when I was in my teens and for the simple reason that a lot of hot girls whom you would never see at church during Sundays, suddenly have the urge to wake up early and go to church in all their finery… I love Christmas and all its traditions… πŸ™‚

Contraceptives, Rubber or Pills?

Mo asked Grace and Mojo’s opinion as to what is the most popular contraceptive in the Philippines currently… Grace thought that pillsΒ  were still the most popular, Mo thought that the good ole rubber was still the king while Mojo killed the topic by saying that he thought withdrawal was the most common contraceptive, hehe… Errr, Mojo, technically withdrawal is not considered a contraceptive… πŸ™‚

Mo pounced on Grace’s answer by subtlety asking what brand of birth control pillsΒ  she used… Diana and Trust were mentioned, hehe… Good for you Grace, I mean that’s always a plus for us guys if the girl takes the initiative to keep things lively and without complications…

ParkingΒ  Spots

Caller Bentot raised the topic of parking spots and the a-holes who seem to consider any parking slot theirs and wouldn’t mind screwing another driver by taking their spot when they clearly were there ahead of them… This has happened to me a number of times and Mo suggested carrying a bottle of paint thinner to be discreetly poured over the lovely paint job of these morons… Brake fluid is another alternative… πŸ™‚

Ahhh… sweet revenge….

Internet vs. Sex

In a recent survey sponsored by Intel, it was found that nearly one in two women would rather give up sex for two weeks than go without the Internet… That’s a whopping statistic and says something about the power of the internet…

Mo shared that he himself would rather NOT have some loving rather than be without internet… This isn’t news Mo, weΒ  know how much you love the internet… Mojo would also rather forego some anal loving than be without internet… I’m not quite that desperate… yet…

Let’s do an internal survey and let’s hear your take on this…

UFC injury (ouch!)

The awesome picture above is of UFC fighter Corey Hill breaking his leg during a recent match on UFC Fight Night… As you can see, the break is pretty freakisly bad and may be career ending…

I don’t know what the reaction of my girl readers are but I thought it was worth posting…

Check it out on Youtube as well guys… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neiBEyU-qVc

Mojo let out a stream of expletives when he saw the video, hehe…

The phrase “break a leg” just took on a whole new meaning for me… πŸ™‚

Who needs to be removed from TV?

Mo discussed a topic that was brought about by an interview that Boy Abunda did with Karylle regarding the issue circulating around showbiz that Marian Rivera is pregnant by Dingdong Dantes… Lucky bastard! πŸ™‚

Anyway, I’ll just list the most popular ones…

  1. Wowowee’s Willy Revillame – hehe… One texter even said that he killed a lot of people that’s why he needs to be kicked off TV… That’s a bit extreme, hehe…
  2. Jobert Sucaldito – Amen!
  3. Boy Abunda – I think Boy’s okay… He may be annoying at times with his magic mirror but he’s intelligent and articulate (well aside from the time he lost his mind and did that stupid billboard on EDSA)…
  4. Kris Aquino – yeah, get rid of her…
  5. Baretto sisters – their dramatic moments both reel and real are best forgotten
  6. Ruffa Gutierrez – she has a lot of haters apparently…
  7. Patani – Who the f*ck is she? Never heard of this name except in Bahay Kubo…
  8. Cristy Fermin – oh yeah, she’s already out, right! Yehey! Fireworks!
  9. Mariel Rodriguez – she got a vote… πŸ™‚
  10. Mo, Mojo and Grace – hehehe, just kidding guys!

Wow finally wrote another blog… Yipee… Not my best work… I sound like a freaking teenager at times, hehe… But I’ll get warmed up again, don’t you worry…

Till next time guys! Ciao!

Good times with Mo (Dec. 3, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , on December 4, 2008 by Benj
Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell

I’ve been so preoccupied with work and with freezing my butt off that I haven’t noticed that my blog just passed another milestone… 100,000+ hits! Hats off and thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking with me through thick and thin, hehe… That sounded like a wedding vow… sheesshhh…

Anyway, enough celebration, on to the more important matter at hand… My crappy perception of the show transformed into the written word… πŸ™‚

Laptop for life

Mo really brightened my day by sharing the news that laptop manufacturer Fujitsu has a new marketing ploy that offers you a free laptop replacement every three years for the rest of your life if you get your laptop from them. Nope, I’m not on drugs, you get a free laptop every three years! Pay once and you’re set for life… Looking for the catch?Β  Well, according to Mo there isn’t…

If this news is true and there’s absolutely no catch, I’m getting me one for Christmas, hehehe…

Wedding gifts

An early morning caller asked for gift suggestions for his close friend who’s getting married and our favorite radio Dj’s gave him their two cents… Mojo gave the absolutely gayest advice for our poor caller, a crystal vase… Come on, Mojo, I mean the guy’s a dude… You don’t give your guy friends crystal vases, even if it is their wedding… Grace’s suggestion was also pretty gay but at least it was high tech, a digital picture frame… 😦

My man Mo of course had the coolest suggestion, a high tech remote control for their movie theater… Now that’s something I’d like to get… Gadgets and high tech stuff? Bring it on!

Sailor Moon thongs

YouTube trawler extraordinaire Mohan Gumatay shared another YouTube video that he found which was apparently sponsored by the Japanese government to discourage the trade of used underwear by Japanese teenagers… Yup, the perverted Japanese who seem to have this Sailor Moon fetish are engaged in the lucrative trade of buying freshly discarded underwear from pre-pubescent girls…

The Japanese government has banned the practice and came up with an advertisement which purportedly shows the true source of the slight used thongs…A grossly obese guy engaged in calisthenics…
Now if that image doesn’t kill your boner, I don’t know what will… sheesshhh…

Mo going Japanese

Speaking of Japanese, Mo shared the news that he’s been offered the job of hosting a Japanese gameshow locally… I’m not sure if it’s the Takeshi Castle type stuff but those Japanese gameshows are crazy! Very entertaining and definitely worth wasting your time over… I just hope they stick to the Japanese concept and not try to butcher it it too much…

Anyway, Mo’s still thinking about accepting the offer but I’m sure it’d be a lot of fun if it ever goes on air… Watch for it!

Top Yahoo! search

Yahoo! just released their top search terms for 2008 and nope, it’s not SEX, PORN or HARRY POTTER… It’s that skank Britney Spears again! Come on, I thought Britney was old news but apparently a large segment of the world’s population still searches for Britney Spears… I thought for sure it would be Barack Obama, hehe
Britney Spears? Please, get a life guys… πŸ™‚

Jackoff Magazines

For all my fellow horndogs out there, FHM and Maxim just released their December editions and its Mariel Rodriguez hogging the spotlight for FHM while Maxim has the uber hot Cristine Reyes gracing its cover… I still have Cristine’s FHM shoot and I have to agree with Mo that Cristine photographs really well… She was smoking hot in that issue… Sorry Mariel but I’ll have to pass on FHM for this one and buy the Maxim edition when I get back there…

Tissue time! πŸ™‚

Vulnerable girl

There seemed to be an inordinate number of callers named Cat today, for one reason or another… Anyway, the first Cat called the show to ask for advice about her a-hole boyfriend who was seemingly taking advantage of Cat’s low self-esteem by stringing her along together with another girl… Yup, the lucky bastard was sowing his seeds along two furrows…

Big time move? He asked Cat if it would be alright to have another girlfriend together with her… What an a-hole but I’ve got to admit, the guy has cojones… πŸ™‚

Mojo and Grace were predictably outraged and advised her to dump the loser…

Mo was more relaxed but still advised her to break up with the guy…

As would be reasonably expected, the horndogs listening to the show started calling in and asking for Cat’s number, hehe…

Pre-wedding misadventures

There seemed to be a lot of wedding talk on the show today and Mo wanted to ask the opinion of the listeners as well as Mojo and Grace what would be the one thing they would do before they got married… For guys, it would naturally be a onetime fling or something daring… Mo wanted to sleep with either a blonde or a flight attendant… The ideal scenario would probably be if she was both blonde and a flight attendant as well, hehe…

Mojo wanted to do something perverse and something sublime before his wedding…

Grace wanted to shut herself off from the world and spend some alone time for a couple of weeks or a month before the wedding…

Most horndogs would probably just want to get a one night stand before the wedding, hehe…

Best celebrity sex tapes

Mo went through his “database” of celebrity sex tapes and he came up with his own top ten list of celebrity sex tapes… Among the top 10 nominees are:

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Paris Hilton
  3. Severina Vukovich
  4. Mini Me
  5. Ethel Booba
  6. Colin Farrell
  7. Pamela Anderson
  8. Criselda Volks
  9. WWE Diva Chyna
  10. R Kelley

Which ones have you seen? I’ve seen Kim’s, Paris, Ethel’s, Pamela and Criselda…. Geez, I’m pretty conservative, hehe…

Mojo went with R Kelley’s and surprise, surprise, Colin Farell’s… πŸ™‚

Mo was torn among Kim, Paris and Severina… BUt I guess he liked Severina’s coz she was the hottest!
Another great show today and thanks for patiently waiting for the blog guys…

My apologies also coz I don’t have the time to respond to the comments right now but I do read them…

Till next time!

Ciao!

Good Times with Mo (Dec. 2, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on December 3, 2008 by Benj
Paris and Tinkerbell (Both spoilt)

Paris and Tinkerbell (Both spoilt)

Hey guys, I’m still here in Europe and I’m really sorry for the lack of regular updates… Even with Tonting’s recordings I still cannot update my blog on time because I’m really being kept busy… The time difference isn’t helping any…

It’s not getting better anytime soon as I’ll be here till mid-December…:(

Anyway, enough excuses, here’s the most delayed blog so far, hehe…

Bottled water left in cars

The show started with a public health alert for people who like to leave their bottled water in their cars… Apparently
this is a breeding ground for bacteria and can cause breast cancer…

I’m guilty of this, hehe… I’m still alive though but I guess I have to do a breast exam soon… πŸ™‚

Spoiled mutts

Just to make our day brighter and make us realize what sucky lives we lead, Mo went through the list of Hollywood’s most pampered mutts…

10. Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell – this famous Chihuahua leads the celebrity life…
9. Mariah Carey’s dog Jack – has its own driver… Geez, I don’t even have my own driver!
8. Blake Lively’s dog – her dog sleeps on a full sized designer bed…
7. Nora Conrad’s canine friend – wears USD10K sunglasses… My generic SM shades wouldn’t make theΒ Β Β  grade… πŸ™‚
6. Drew Barrymore’s dog – is set to inherit one of her houses in her will…
5. Kathy Griffin’s dogs – gets gourmet burgers delivered to them… I guess McDonald’s is out for these pampered mutts…
4. Aubrey O’day’s dog Ginger – drinks champagne from a dog bowl… I guess a visit to an AA meeting is in order…
3. Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy – travels in an LV bag… Eat your heart out Grace Lee, hehe…
2. Denise Richards dog – sleeps in a conture memorizing bed…
1. Jennifer Aniston’s dog – travels in a chartered private plane and chauffered limousine… Talk about living the good life… πŸ™‚

Manny vs. Oscar

I don’t know where he got them but Mo has tickets to the most eagerly awaited boxing match on Sunday but he doesn’t have tickets to the USA, hehe… I guess everybody’s rooting for Manny but I’m kind of nervous because of the size difference between the two fighters… When Manny fights I’m always confident that he’s going to kick some serious ass but for this fight, I’ve got a weird feeling… I hope I’m wrong and Manny
wins but I’m going to be praying anyway…

The awful thing is that I might not be able to watch it coz I don’t know if the hotel’s cable will carry the fight!

Anyway, I’ll download the fight whatever happens, hehe…

Rich people and their kids

Mo started a discussion about rich people and their rich kids growing up to be spoilt and becoming first class a-holes… You know the type, the stereotypical rich spoilt kid who think that the happenstance of them being born to a rich family automatically makes them “special” people… Well, they’re special alright, special a-holes, hehe…

Whew, I sound bitter… πŸ™‚

Nah, I don’t have anything against rich people and I certainly hope to be one of them in the future and I also know a number of rich people who are truly nice people and who lead simple and charitable lives… It’s just that some people who are rich not by their own doing but because of the hard work of their parents or grandparents have this condenscending attitude which really pisses me off…

Enough of the rant, moving on… πŸ™‚

Foot in mouth disease

Mo related the troubles he’s gotten into for things which were wrongly perceived to have been said on the show and which consequently cost him some opportunities and hosting jobs…

Case in point, it cost him a stint at Eat Bulaga which Mo has always favored over its competitor Wowoweee…

Now, my man Mo has always been effusive of his fondness for the show and in particular Joey de Leon whom he admires a lot… The gist of the story is that some a-hole who was in charge of the casting for the game show portion of Eat Bulaga saw his name in the roster of potential show participants and crossed his name out…

Apparently, some cuckoo told him or her that Mo’s been bashing Eat Bulaga on the GTWM show which as any long time fan knows is horsecrap…

Another lost opportunity for Mo was a hosting stint for the X’mas Party of Philip Morris, one of the largest purveyors of death in the world, hehe…

Mo, as is his wont, often jokes that Mojo could probably get lung cancer because he smokes like a chimney… Which is true and as is most of Mo’s jokes, half-meant…

Anyway, some bright boy heard his joke and said that he would probably ruin their party and so Mr. Mohan Gumatay was out…

Mo had only one message for these misguided people… F*** you! πŸ™‚

Enough said…

Best compliment you can give a woman

According to ASKMEN.COM, which is one of Mo’s favorite websites, hehe… These are the top compliments you can give a woman…

4. I could talk to you all night long… (Grace loved this one!)
3. I like the way your mind works…
2. You look fantastic!
1. You’re definitely the hottest girl of your group…

What say you my girl readers? πŸ™‚

Crazy significant other

Another interesting topic of discussion was the subject of nutty significant others… If you’ve never had one in your life, you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest experiences… I had this psycho girlfriend once and let me tell you, was she a proverbial pain in the ass! Unpredictable, moody and sometimes downright obnoxious… But Mo was right, you stick with her because whilst she was crazy in so many ways, she was downright crazy in bed too… πŸ™‚

Of course those relationships don’t last, but was it worth the aggravation? Hell yeah!

Single Moms

A caller named Popoy called for advice about his relationship with a single mom with 3 kids… Mo was of the opinion that it was something that really required careful thought and self introspection so as not to avoid hurting the kids since they were all under the age of 10. Long story short, if he was really, really sure
of his feelings for the girl and that he would be okay with having an instant family, then go for it… Otherwise, break it off early and break if off clean…

Wow! I had fun blogging today’s show, as you can see from the length of this blog post, hehe…Β  I missed doing the daily blogs and I miss interacting with you guys! I hope you’ll be patient with me and continue
dropping by my blog now and then if you’re surfing the net…

Catch you guys soon!

Ciao!