Good times with Mo (Dec. 3, 2008)

Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell

I’ve been so preoccupied with work and with freezing my butt off that I haven’t noticed that my blog just passed another milestone… 100,000+ hits! Hats off and thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking with me through thick and thin, hehe… That sounded like a wedding vow… sheesshhh…

Anyway, enough celebration, on to the more important matter at hand… My crappy perception of the show transformed into the written word… πŸ™‚

Laptop for life

Mo really brightened my day by sharing the news that laptop manufacturer Fujitsu has a new marketing ploy that offers you a free laptop replacement every three years for the rest of your life if you get your laptop from them. Nope, I’m not on drugs, you get a free laptop every three years! Pay once and you’re set for life… Looking for the catch?Β  Well, according to Mo there isn’t…

If this news is true and there’s absolutely no catch, I’m getting me one for Christmas, hehehe…

Wedding gifts

An early morning caller asked for gift suggestions for his close friend who’s getting married and our favorite radio Dj’s gave him their two cents… Mojo gave the absolutely gayest advice for our poor caller, a crystal vase… Come on, Mojo, I mean the guy’s a dude… You don’t give your guy friends crystal vases, even if it is their wedding… Grace’s suggestion was also pretty gay but at least it was high tech, a digital picture frame… 😦

My man Mo of course had the coolest suggestion, a high tech remote control for their movie theater… Now that’s something I’d like to get… Gadgets and high tech stuff? Bring it on!

Sailor Moon thongs

YouTube trawler extraordinaire Mohan Gumatay shared another YouTube video that he found which was apparently sponsored by the Japanese government to discourage the trade of used underwear by Japanese teenagers… Yup, the perverted Japanese who seem to have this Sailor Moon fetish are engaged in the lucrative trade of buying freshly discarded underwear from pre-pubescent girls…

The Japanese government has banned the practice and came up with an advertisement which purportedly shows the true source of the slight used thongs…A grossly obese guy engaged in calisthenics…
Now if that image doesn’t kill your boner, I don’t know what will… sheesshhh…

Mo going Japanese

Speaking of Japanese, Mo shared the news that he’s been offered the job of hosting a Japanese gameshow locally… I’m not sure if it’s the Takeshi Castle type stuff but those Japanese gameshows are crazy! Very entertaining and definitely worth wasting your time over… I just hope they stick to the Japanese concept and not try to butcher it it too much…

Anyway, Mo’s still thinking about accepting the offer but I’m sure it’d be a lot of fun if it ever goes on air… Watch for it!

Top Yahoo! search

Yahoo! just released their top search terms for 2008 and nope, it’s not SEX, PORN or HARRY POTTER… It’s that skank Britney Spears again! Come on, I thought Britney was old news but apparently a large segment of the world’s population still searches for Britney Spears… I thought for sure it would be Barack Obama, hehe
Britney Spears? Please, get a life guys… πŸ™‚

Jackoff Magazines

For all my fellow horndogs out there, FHM and Maxim just released their December editions and its Mariel Rodriguez hogging the spotlight for FHM while Maxim has the uber hot Cristine Reyes gracing its cover… I still have Cristine’s FHM shoot and I have to agree with Mo that Cristine photographs really well… She was smoking hot in that issue… Sorry Mariel but I’ll have to pass on FHM for this one and buy the Maxim edition when I get back there…

Tissue time! πŸ™‚

Vulnerable girl

There seemed to be an inordinate number of callers named Cat today, for one reason or another… Anyway, the first Cat called the show to ask for advice about her a-hole boyfriend who was seemingly taking advantage of Cat’s low self-esteem by stringing her along together with another girl… Yup, the lucky bastard was sowing his seeds along two furrows…

Big time move? He asked Cat if it would be alright to have another girlfriend together with her… What an a-hole but I’ve got to admit, the guy has cojones… πŸ™‚

Mojo and Grace were predictably outraged and advised her to dump the loser…

Mo was more relaxed but still advised her to break up with the guy…

As would be reasonably expected, the horndogs listening to the show started calling in and asking for Cat’s number, hehe…

Pre-wedding misadventures

There seemed to be a lot of wedding talk on the show today and Mo wanted to ask the opinion of the listeners as well as Mojo and Grace what would be the one thing they would do before they got married… For guys, it would naturally be a onetime fling or something daring… Mo wanted to sleep with either a blonde or a flight attendant… The ideal scenario would probably be if she was both blonde and a flight attendant as well, hehe…

Mojo wanted to do something perverse and something sublime before his wedding…

Grace wanted to shut herself off from the world and spend some alone time for a couple of weeks or a month before the wedding…

Most horndogs would probably just want to get a one night stand before the wedding, hehe…

Best celebrity sex tapes

Mo went through his “database” of celebrity sex tapes and he came up with his own top ten list of celebrity sex tapes… Among the top 10 nominees are:

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Paris Hilton
  3. Severina Vukovich
  4. Mini Me
  5. Ethel Booba
  6. Colin Farrell
  7. Pamela Anderson
  8. Criselda Volks
  9. WWE Diva Chyna
  10. R Kelley

Which ones have you seen? I’ve seen Kim’s, Paris, Ethel’s, Pamela and Criselda…. Geez, I’m pretty conservative, hehe…

Mojo went with R Kelley’s and surprise, surprise, Colin Farell’s… πŸ™‚

Mo was torn among Kim, Paris and Severina… BUt I guess he liked Severina’s coz she was the hottest!
Another great show today and thanks for patiently waiting for the blog guys…

My apologies also coz I don’t have the time to respond to the comments right now but I do read them…

Till next time!

Ciao!

7 Responses to “Good times with Mo (Dec. 3, 2008)”

  1. Hey Benj,

    Congrats sa new milestone! πŸ™‚

    Sailor Moon Thongs
    EEEWWW!!!!

    Best Celebrity Sex Tapes
    I saw (parts of) Kim’s, Mini Me’s (ew!) and Ethel’s. Only three… I’m pretty conservative myself. πŸ˜›

    πŸ˜€ Marie

  2. Hi,

    First to post? πŸ™‚
    I like the idea of Grace before the weeding… 1 month of liberty!! yeah baby!! πŸ™‚

    Goodtimes!!!

  3. “those” thongs are just gross.

    there’s this really cool japanese game show where you’ll have to fit yourself into a kind of cut-out (different shapes for each person/round) in a moving uh… wall (?). The people joining that gme show end up in very funny postions just to fit into the cut out. wish they would bring that show to manila.

    I have seen Kim’s, Paris’, Severina’s, Mini Me’s (got me puking), Pamela’s and Colin Farell’s. And for me, it’s Severina who takes the cake. Colin’s is okay. Wish Jude Law has one. I’m willing to pay good money for a naked Jude Law. Lol.

  4. nalunodSaSarilingLaway Says:

    laptop for life
    -fujitsu has a good and durable notebooks.
    -if i will get a notebook ill probably chose HP or fujitsu.

    wedding gifts
    -why not get the traditional gift “orinola”

    sailormoon thongs
    -i’ve watched “sailormoon live action” those gurlz are hot…i’d watched from start to finish that was 54 episodes.

    japanese gameshows
    -they are crazy, one time i’d watched a japanese sex show. in the show was 3 women doing “bjs” with 3 men, who got to make the man the fastest wins….the price is a live sex with all those women watching them.
    -a show where they would pronounce the english word correctly, if u can’t pronounce it u will get eliminated and got sa spank in the butt.
    -a show with who can stay longer where contestants is subject to farts.
    -a human tetris game…u knew this right?
    -a show where u have to fit all the women in one phone booth, these women are wearing bikinis.

    best celebrity sextapes
    -demn i’d watche 8/10 of those mo’s mentioned.

    great job benj!!!

  5. nalunodSaSarilingLaway Says:

    laptop for life
    -fujitsu has a good and durable notebooks.
    -if i will get a notebook ill probably chose HP or fujitsu.
    wedding gifts
    -why not get the traditional gift “orinola”
    sailormoon thongs
    -i’ve watched “sailormoon live action” those gurlz are hot…i’d watched from start to finish that was 54 episodes.
    japanese gameshows
    -they are crazy, one time i’d watched a japanese sex show. in the show was 3 women doing “bjs” with 3 men, who got to make the man the fastest wins….the price is a live sex with all those women watching them.
    -a show where they would pronounce the english word correctly, if u can’t pronounce it u will get eliminated and got sa spank in the butt.
    -a show with who can stay longer where contestants is subject to farts.
    -a human tetris game…u knew this right?
    -a show where u have to fit all the women in one phone booth, these women are wearing bikinis.
    best celebrity sextapes
    -demn i’d watche 8/10 of those mo’s mentioned.
    great job benj!!!

  6. I also blogged about the Lifebook4Life scheme then got an email from Fujitsu Philippines. Apparently, a bunch of customers called them inquiring about the promo, but its only available in UK. πŸ˜€

  7. whatever happened to Colin Ferrel?

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