Good Times with Mo (December 18, 2008)

Krispy Kreme Donuts

Krispy Kreme Donuts

Merry Christmas guys! I woke up late coz I’m still adjusting to jet lag but I did manage to catch the last hour of the show… What with the rush of the Christmas season, everybody’s super busy nowadays… I hope you’ve done your Christmas shopping by this time…

If not, you can try to join the contests on our favorite radio show and who knows? You might get lucky and win one of the crazy prizes they’re giving away on the show… From cash, to laptops to a brand new iPhone from Globe (ahem, ahem, hehehe) the prizes are truly above and beyond what’s being given away on other radio stations…

Just today a lucky guy won a laptop on the second edition of the Jesus lookalike contest… More on that later…

Read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Creative punishments

Mo brought up the topic of creative punishments your parents may have dished out on your ass when you were a kid because you’ve been naughty and not nice… πŸ™‚

Mojo told a funny story of being whacked with a piece of wood on his face by his dad when he convinced his younger brother to stick his hand into the vacuum cleaner whilst it was running… It nearly took off the index finger of his brother! It was left hanging by skin and bones… Geez, Mojo was a bad little boy…

Another funny anecdote Mojo had when he was whacked by his dad again for binding his younger brother in a cocoon of tape as part of their weird game of superheroes… It took them the better part of an hour to free his brother and only after they’ve poured oil in his hair and body to loosen the tape, hehe….

Mojo was a cool kid! πŸ™‚

Cosmo’s worst sex tips ever

Anyone who’s ever actually had sex probably knows Cosmo’s sex tips are terrible. Sometimes it’s not even that they’re terrible… they’re just downright bizarre. And yet every month they rewrite them, repackage them and re-promote them… and silly girls eat it up.

So if you ever bring a girl home from the bars drunk and excited to make bad decisions and she pulls out a Krispy Kreme box – beware. She’s a Cosmo girl and you’re about to pay for it. What else do you expect when the magazine (and website) dishes out dirt like these 10 Terrible Sex Tips**:

10. Cup his hand against your mouth, and flick your tongue quickly in and out of the center of his palm. Mmm hand sex.

9. Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it. Mmm wet butt.

8. The best oral I ever got happened while I was hanging from the chin-up bar I keep in my home gym. The strain in my arms mixed with the bliss I felt below the waist created unbelievable pleasure. Just don’t let go.

7. Hot Dog: Before giving him oral sex, position yourself so you’re sitting to the side, almost perpendicular to his penis. Cup your hand around his member, creating a “bun” around his “hot dog.” Then kiss the part of his penis that’s exposed while breathing hard. Your hand will trap your exhalations and make his member feel superhot. With your other hand, work his testicles. He’ll think he has died and gone to heaven. Shape aside, hot dogs are just not sexy.

6. My girl held my tongue in place with her teeth during a make-out session while she tickled the tip with her own tongue. Electrifying. Nothing like a good tongue choke-hold.

5. Reach into your panties, then touch my lips with your wetness. To each his own.

4. My girl pretended not to want to kiss me. I had to use my tongue to pry her mouth open passionately. Are you sure she was pretending?

3. Take a sip of hot water – as hot as you can stand – before [performing oral sex] on him. Then, keeping your mouth closed, swish it all around. Ouch.

2. Chill a bunch of marbles in the fridge. Toss them on the bed and make him lie on them while you straddle him. Really ouch.

1. Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off. Not. Sexy. At. All.

Please don’t try this stuff at home, hehe…

Christmas Holidays

A caller phoned in and asked the trio what their plans are for the holidays… I was curious as well what Christmas would be like for our favorite radio hosts…

Aside from hosting Christmas parties, noble Grace will be spending some time with a favorite charity of hers, leprosy patients… She’ll be with her parents and then she’ll be flying out of the country…

Mojo will be spending time with family and flying off to Iloilo…

My man Mo will be spending Christmas with family and then he’ll be flying off to Paris… Paris is freezing right now… -3 the last time I was there but it was stunningly beautiful…


A listener phoned in and asked for Mo’s take on his decision to reward himself with an expensive watch for Christmas… The guy has been working for a call center for the past two years and as a reward, he bought a P16,000.00 watch for Christmas… As a result, he’s been having sleepless nights tossing and turning and wondering if he made the right decision…

Mo opined that you do need to spend for yourself once in a while as a reward for all the hard work you’ve been putting in… It makes you feel good and gives you incentive to even work harder to buy bigger and better things… The caveat being that you should not splurge if you’re in a tight financial situation and you need to spend the money on other more important things… Like rent or food, hehe…

I agree with Mo because I did the same this Christmas… Coincidentally, I also bought a watch this Christmas whilst I was in Europe… πŸ™‚ Mo also bought a watch for his birthday, a P300K watch, hehe… And I thought the watch I bought was expensive… πŸ™‚

So if you’ve been working hard the past year and you can afford it, go ahead and indulge… πŸ™‚

And by the way, Mo gave the guy an iPod shuffle just for working hard and being a nice caller… Merry Christmas!

Jesus lookalike

The gifts just dont stop coming on this show… Some lucky dude won a laptop today because he just happened to have a striking resemblance to Jesus Christ whose birthday we’re celebrating a few days from now…

The lucky winner was the 3rd placer in last year’s edition of the same contest on GTWM. I guess the second time’s the charm for this guy who finally copped first place and walked away with a laptop for his efforts…

Last year’s winner was also on hand for the contest and when asked why he didn’t defend his title, he said that he was truly being Christ-like by giving others chances to win the contest… Nice move, dude!

Well that’s all for now guys!

Advance Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!

Good times!

15 Responses to “Good Times with Mo (December 18, 2008)”

  1. i wont ever forget when Grace Lee and a girl played categories game with the topic famous sluts!

  2. hmm..donuts. delicious! they also talked about how cold the weather nowadays. Mo loved it! πŸ™‚ i think they also discussed about the worst gift you receive last Christmas and some of the memorable moments of the show. peace out!

  3. the caller and his “tooth-filling-mixed-with-poop” really is a killer! (was it today? soory i’m pretty mixed up)

  4. Hi Benj, long time bud, missed ya!

  5. BTW, Marie had withdrawal symptoms for sometime when you were away, i’ll be sure to tell her you’re back! =)

  6. Hi Rap Rap,

    Yeah, that was a good one, hehe… πŸ™‚


    Didn’t catch those discussions, hehe… The weather is cold but it sure is warm compared to frigging Europe… It was snowing almost everyday, hehehe….


    Thanks! Work sure does get in the way of blogging… Glad I’m back here in the Phils… πŸ™‚

    Poor thing, hehe… Please send her my regards…

    Missed you guys, too!


  7. Welcome back

  8. hi benj!

    Its great that your back! πŸ˜€ i miss going to ur blog to read updates about the show. Im a big fan!

    More power to you and your chosen career.
    Advance Merry Christmas!

    Stay safe!

  9. Seriouly? Cosmo publishes that??? No effing way. 10,7 and 6 are awkward. 9 and 5 are damn gross. 8 and 1 are lame attempts at being kinky. 3 and 2 are plain stupid. Some girls really follow/do them?? And some guys like it?? Geez.

    Hurrah for personal rewards! πŸ˜€ I just splurged as well but hey, it’s christmas and I deserve it for studying hard this year! πŸ˜› But I didn’t get a new watch. That’s for next year. πŸ˜›

  10. Hey Benj, it’s been a looooonnnggg time! I missed reading juicy stuff here.

    Speaking of KK donuts, I just happen to buy 1 box this morning for breakfast. Love those KKs!

    ~Cosmo sex tips.
    They are just downright STUPID. Especially number 1. Doughnut? No effing way dude! Not sexy at all. It’s just not right! Girls who follow/do them are just WEIRD! I kinda lost my appetite on those doughnuts.

    Hope to reading more of GTWM here.

    Good times everyone! Happy Holidays!

  11. Hey Benj,

    I’m REALLY bummed I haven’t had the chance to visit the site and read all the good stuff you’re dishing out…as well as the witty commentary from our friends. 😦 It’s been hard on me, I must say…hehehe…

    Enough of the drama. πŸ™‚ I didn’t know how else to get to you guys so I’ll abuse your site to greet you merry christmas. πŸ™‚ A shout out to Carolific, Woainimo, Khalesh, Chicoscience, Tonting, NDCebu, TenaciousX. Happy holidays guys!

    πŸ˜€ Marie

  12. heyow!

    Doughnut?! waaaaaa

    the hell is wrong with em? >.<

    Splurge!! oye about that after being regularized for 6 months of work and toil, I got myself my own airsoft gun (AK-47) it’s a thing of beauty… ^_^

    @ Marie

    Have a Great Holiday!

    Merry Christmas everyone!

    Feel the sweet Christmas season! oye! ^_^

    – Carlo

  13. Happy Holidays to you too, Marie! β™₯

    And to everyone else, of course! Prettige Kerstdagen! πŸ˜€

  14. MERRY XMAS BENJ, well past that really, anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR IN 5 DAYS!

    mY birthday is on the 29th of Dec, too bad the goodtimes trio wont be on still, i’d go to the station and demand a kiss from Mo…haha

  15. madapackers.. meron pa lang ganito? hehe. ignorante ako aa? ganda. hehe. sarap basahin. πŸ˜€ sana may wordpress din sila slickrick. πŸ˜€

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