Good Times with Mo (January 26, 2009)

Who's reading my blog?

Who's reading my blog?

It was a pretty weird show today, hehe… Pretty gross and disgusting, hehe…

Read on for the gory details…

Laws broken, Crimes committed

Mo started an interesting topic that REALLY got me thinking… The premise was that you sit down and think of crimes you may have committed and laws you may have broken…

I started writing and I couldn’t stop, hehe… Geez, that sounds like a confession… I’m invoking the Fifth Amendment on this topic, hehe….

Mojo’s list included, amongst other things:

  1. Speeding
  2. Drunk driving
  3. Evading arrest
  4. Shoplifting
  5. Soliciting a prostitute
  6. Piracy (audio)
  7. Piracy (video)
  8. Drug abuse
  9. Tax evasion (this one was courtesy of Mo)
  10. Vandalism
  11. And the list goes on and on, hehe…

Grace’s sins were too boring, hehe:

  1. Speeding
  2. Evading arrest
  3. Bribing a police officer
  4. Beating the red light
  5. Yawn… hehehe

Mo’s list was pretty short since he had all the standard stuff like, vandalism, theft, etc but his funniest crime was statutory rape, hehe…

An interesting caller had this nonchalant list of crimes:

  1. She aborted her baby when she was in her last year of college!
  2. She stole money as a bank teller
  3. When she was married she slept with a van driver…

She confessed these crimes so matter-of-factly, it was cool… πŸ™‚

What are you guys waiting for? Start confessing, hehe…

Countries that listen to the show and read my blog!

Mo sent out a shoutout to the countries of the world who listen to the show online via their official website…. He went through the whole United Nations, hehe…

The top ten are:

  1. Philippines (why am I not surprised?) πŸ™‚
  2. United States (half of the Philippine population’s here…)
  3. Singapore
  4. Canada
  5. Australia
  6. Japan
  7. UK
  8. Hong Kong
  9. UAE
  10. Norway!

I guess it just mirrors the number of Pinoys overseas… Interestingly enough, I checked my blog’s visitors list based on countries visiting the site and it is an exact replica of Mo’s list, hehe…Β  I guess after listening to the show, they also read my blog… πŸ™‚

That’s so heartwarming, hehe…

Fetishes

What’s your fetish? Mo asked Mojo what his current fetish was and he said that he thought vampires are sexy and ala Twilight, he wanted to get bitten… πŸ™‚ True Blood!

Mo shared the latest internet fetish and it’s pretty maladorous and it sounded pretty disgusting on air… Yup, it’s girls’ farting… It was too early in the morning and I had to turn the radio down coz I lost my appetite, hehe… I’m not sure what guys find sexy in that…

Pretty girls farting? Not my cup of tea… πŸ™‚ Pretty gross… πŸ™‚

Callers shared their fetishes which ran the gamut of foot fetishes to underwear addicts…

They even discussed scat and it was too gross even for me… 😦

Secrets

Just to add some more poop to today’s show, Mo shared his grossest secret… He was stuck in horrendous traffic and he had to go… I mean he REALLY had to go… So what does he do? He transfers to the passenger seat and he took a dump on the seat! He then took out the seatcover together with his poop and rolled it under the MRT station… Ugghh.. Big time move!

Caller 1

Male caller had his girlfriend undergo an abortion… This one was pretty sad… 😦

Caller 2

Male caller 2 was molested when he was 7 years old! He got molested by a another guy and this may have traumatized him so much so that he was gayed up… πŸ™‚

Caller 3

This was one of the coolest confessions that I’ve heard… Now any true blooded horndog has always had fantasies of doing identical twins… This was the flip side… An identical twin slept with his twin brother’s girlfriend when the girl was wasted on alcohol… Hehe…

I love this segment except for the abortion and molestation story… πŸ™‚

Well you can’t win them all…

Sorry for the late blog guys… Been busy as usual… πŸ™‚

Good times!

20 Responses to “Good Times with Mo (January 26, 2009)”

  1. hi benj! it’s kinda nice when you post your blog pretty late coz i have the chance to be the first one to leave a comment.. ahehehe.. πŸ˜€

    my list of laws broken and crimes committed
    – shoplifting
    – piracy (audio and video)
    – vandalism
    – stealing (from my mom’s wallet) haha
    hmm.. that’s what i got so far.. pretty common eh? πŸ˜€

    on farting fetish
    – this is kinda gross but definitely hi-larious.. πŸ˜€ and i noticed as well that when the girl farts and she’ll like moan or something, it’s kinda sounding like porn.. i don’t know.. maybe it’s just me.. hahaha.. πŸ˜€

    on secrets
    – this segment is one of my favorites.. i loove caller #3. having a twin sibling is sorta cool. wish i have one.. πŸ˜€

    goodtimes!

  2. Hei Benj,

    Thanks for the blog! I missed yesterday’s show coz I got sick of all the Tikoy I ate from the family’s celebration of the Chinese New Year. Kung Hei Fat Choi / Huang Hei La Tsai (I dunno if I said it right).

    Anyway, on with the crimes committed:
    – piracy (audio and video – who doesn’t right?)
    – driving without license
    – bribing a police officer
    – using political power to get out of trouble
    – drunk driving
    – speeding
    – beating the red light
    – texting while driving

    God I probably miss the good ones. Hmm…

    @Farting Fetishes
    ~ It’s pretty gross. I heard 1 girl fart and it really disgusted me! There’s this movie, “Zack and Mori make a Porno”, where they hired a girl to make a scene for the porn movie they’re producing. During the audition, she performed the farting thing. It’s pretty hilarious because she placed this thing (the ones that kids blow to create bubbles) in her ass and farted then… TADA! BUBBLES! Haha!

    Good times!
    CHI

  3. Hey Benj,

    I hate when you blog so late cuz I don’t get to be the first one to post. Hehehe…hi waldin! πŸ™‚

    Laws Broken
    Shoplifting
    Driving without a license
    Bribing a police officer
    Piracy (yeah Chi, who hasn’t?)

    I know these sound lame but the other ones are too incriminating to mention. πŸ™‚

    Fetishes
    I’m 5’6″ tall but I prefer short guys (shorter than me, that is) to tall guys. Go figure.

    Love the blog Benj!

    πŸ˜€ Marie

  4. @ Marie.

    ~ Can’t figure why. I’m around 5’8″ – 5’9″ and I prefer short girls (around 5’3″-5’5″). My penultimate ex was 5 ft flat. This is simply because shorter girls are easy to pleasure and are fun to “sadistahin”. Haha!

    Good times!
    Chi

  5. @Marie

    I prefer also girls that are shorter than me.. I’m around 6′ 6’1” and my current girlfriend is 5’8”… I just like being taller and also even if she wears heels were just at the same height πŸ™‚

  6. Hey Chi and Gunner27,

    I think I like shorter guys for the same reasons you like shorter girls. πŸ™‚ Not the heels part though. πŸ˜›

    Shorter guys are simply too cute!

    πŸ˜€ Marie

  7. nalunodSaSarilingLaway Says:

    i like girls taller than me…im as tall as mo.

  8. hi benj,

    i was the one who called around 530am in the morning, couldn’t sleep coz its 1:30am here in dubai that time, so i tried my luck if mo is at the station already and if he will pick up the phone, hence other dj answered and told me that maybe after 20 minutes, then he’ll come, so i left a message to mo if he can ask you to update you blog because it is the only way of somehow i “listen” to the show. the badnews is, i called back around 2am, mo picked up, but then he hang up on me just coz i asked him if we’re on-air already coz i don’t want to be heard on-air just to say hi to the crew and ask somebody to update his blog (kinda rude don’t you think??and ratings death) anyways, that’s what mo did to me and someday i will have my vengeance on him so better look out mo (haha!). thanks for the update man!keep it up!your doin the Lord’s work! ei benj, if the guys want to call me up here, just let me know, i don’t bother to waking up early..give my regards to the gang.. thanks again!

  9. nalunodSaSarilingLaway Says:

    @jeff,
    ganyan talaga si mo, kung di ka entertaining di ka nya papansinin sa show nya.

  10. @ marie
    sometimes you need to give chance to others.. ahehehe.. πŸ˜€

    @ jeff
    aaww.. mo hang up on you?? that’s kinda surprising.. hahaha.. πŸ˜€ well, what do u have in mind to get back at him?? hmm??

  11. yeah, mo can get a bit rough on the callers… especially if you’re just killing air time with nothing interesting to share… it really takes some “getting used to” on how mo interacts with the callers.

  12. My turn!

    Driving without a license, Drunk driving, ( The driving thingies are quite recent. Lol) Physical Assault, Bribing police officers, Evading arrest, Vandalism and Public Display of Sexual Intimacy. Or at least that’s what the cop told me.

    Mojo’s fetish is hot. Getting bitten while doing it is just… I dont even know how to describe it. Lol. Now I really want a vampire for a boyfriend. πŸ˜›

    Great entry as always, Benj! πŸ™‚

  13. Hi Jeff,

    Sorry to hear that, hehe… Mo’s like that… He’s always been like that but he’s a nice guy…

    I really apologize if sometimes I can’t blog… Work oftentimes gets in the way or illness or travel, hehe… It can be any number of things but I do try my best…

    Check out today’s blog, it’s one of my better ones…

    The show was freaking hi-larious!

    Good times!

  14. Hi Carol,

    Haha, you naughty girl you… You’ve got guys here on this blog all hot and bothered…

    Great list! So any submissions for judgemyjunk.org yet?

    Regards,
    Benj

  15. Well the biting thing is really awesome, man. Ive only been bitten twice while doing it. And I kinda find it hard to ask the guy to bite me coz they might think im weird or something. Good thing some guys have the initiative! Lol.

    Lol. No, not yet. I still have to edit the pictures coz the tatoo on my stomach is a bit visible. πŸ˜›

  16. Hi,

    @carol
    – we’re looking forward in your photo. πŸ™‚ yeah, you like guys who bite in bed? wew! I’ve tried that not long time ago because she’s just too good in bed then eventually she just stop doing it maybe I bite her too hard πŸ™‚ and when the morning come, I still see the bite mark. πŸ™‚ Goodtimes!

    Fetishes – white kili-kili, clevage, white skin, chinky eyes! ehehe. πŸ™‚ hmmm… Sounds like Grace Lee.

  17. Well, NDCebu… After seeing the best judgemyjunk picture, Im kinda starting to chicken out! Lol. But as I said, I’ll send mine if Marie and Woainimo have sent theirs. πŸ˜›

  18. And oh as for fetishes… ACCENTS! Haha. British, French, Australian and the Pinoy-guy-who-lived-in-the-US accent. πŸ˜›

  19. My Crimes:
    -Littering
    -Noisy, Standing, NIPS ( lol )
    – Piracy
    – polluting the mind of the innocent
    – Day Dreaming about Carol and Marie ^_^
    – Late reply to Benj’s Blogs

    @ Carol

    +1 on Bitting

    Hellyeah Bitting Rules!

    lol

    GOoD Times!

    Carlo

  20. Carlo,

    BITING ROCKS! HAHA.

    I wonder if Marie has read this comment of yours already. Lol. Daydreaming isnt a crime anyways. I do it a lot too! Oh Jude Law. Haha.

    Carol

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