Good Times with Mo (January 7, 2009)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on January 7, 2009 by Benj
No dicks allowed...

No dicks allowed...

The Good Times gang had another great show today! Too bad Grace had to leave the show in between… Unfortunately, she had other commitments… Aside from being a funny show, today’s edition was pretty educational as they guested Grace’s personal OB-GYN…

Yup, you read it right, the good doctor has gone to places we’ve only dreamt of going, hehe…

Read on for the highlights…

Heads will roll

I’ve noticed a trend that early morning viewers are usually calling long distance from other countries… Probably because it’s early in the morning, they have more luck in getting through… Hmmm, come to think of it, I should probably use that tactic to finally get on the show, hehe…

The show got off to a rather grisly start with a long distance call from a listener in far off Tucson, Arizona who works as a paramedic… Mo as you may know used to work as a 911 Operator in the US while he was completing his studies… He and the caller hit it off and he asked him if there were any surprises in the new year shift…

Our caller narrated a story about a young lady of around 24 who’d been drinking AND driving which more often than not results in tragedy. Apparently, the girl, who was driving a late 90’s model Accord without her seatbelt on, drove underneath a trailer truck and was decapitated when she went through the car’s windshield…

Yup, you read it right, the glass took her head clean off… Ugggghhhh….

Our poor paramedic had to pick up her head 50 meters away from the accident site…

Hay… What a way to start the day, hehe…

So remember, wear a seatbelt and more importantly, DON’T drink AND drive! πŸ™‚

New Year resolution

Mo was kind enough to share his New Year resolution and it is a funny one… Ready for it?

He’s resolved to learn texting and to limit his phone calls to 5 calls a day! Hmmm, what brought that on? Well, getting your phone line disconnected and getting stuck with a bill worth P77,000.00++ for a month’s use sure sounds like a good reason…

Globe trotting Mo got stuck with the bill since he was using international roaming and he received an average of 400+ SMS messages a day during the holidays… Now that ADDS up… I got stuck with a similar problem whilst in Europe but luckily my phone bill is nowhere near P77K, hehe… I’d have fainted if I saw a phone bill like that! πŸ™‚

Start practicing your texting fingers Mo and welcome to the world of:

Wr u n?

Muzta na u?

K

W8 lng trfk hir

And other abbreviations guaranteed to drive you batty if you’re not a frequest texter… πŸ™‚

Good luck on your resolution, my man!

Courses with the most intercourse

Mo being the internet addict and closet nerd that he is, shared an article from chemistry-blog.com stating the college courses which get the least tail… Meaning, chastity belts probably won’t be of much use to you if you’re studying one of these courses, hehe…

  1. Mathematics – 69 and 88 will probably be just numbers to these guys…
  2. Chemistry – they’re probably too busy studying other fluids to be concerned about exchanging the bodily kind…
  3. Economics – they probably get some tail, particularly here in the Philippines…
  4. Mechanical Engineering – too few girls and the few ones taking the course are… let’s just say, I’ve never seen a hot mechanical engineering student in my life… πŸ™‚
  5. Civil Engineering – ditto

To balance it off, he offered his own take on which courses to take if you want to get laid…

  1. Mass Comm – might as well be read as Mass Cum… πŸ™‚
  2. Nursing – count ’em, the economies of scale certainly apply here…
  3. International Relations – Mo said the the word Relations explain it all… πŸ™‚
  4. HRM – Hey, they specialize in the service industry…
  5. Literature and Arts – according to Mo, they’re very passionate people, hehe…

No offense to the readers who’ve taken these courses please… I’ve had enough hate mail lately… πŸ™‚

Interesting news

Some interesting news that was discussed on the show this morning was the plan of an English town to change some street names because they were deemed “aesthetically unsuitable”…

You be the judge:

  1. Hoare Road – sounds like a street from Amsterdam… πŸ™‚
  2. Quare Street – this is Mojo’s European address…
  3. Juggs Road – this is right beside Quare Street… Grace lives here… πŸ™‚
  4. Cockshut Road – this may be a subtle reference to Grace’s Anatomy… πŸ™‚
  5. Cracknuts Lane – OUCH!

By the way, all these streets are in East Sussex… πŸ™‚

The 2nd news item that Mo shared was an article about an Indian immigrant in Australia who was charged with murder because she burned her husband’s genitalia when she saw him hugging another woman…

She claimed that “his penis belongs only to me”…

Geez, talk about possessive… πŸ™‚

Cervical cancer

Finally, the last hour was devoted to questions and answers by Grace’s personal OB-GYNE… Nope, she wasn’t there to discuss Grace’s Anatomy, despite persistent efforts by Mo for her to spill the beans… She was admirably tight-mouthed and respected the patient-doctor privilege… πŸ™‚

Actually, she was there to promote the vaccination of women against the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) which exponentially increases the risk of cervical cancer in sexually active women…

It was actually a very educational hour and I learned more about the vagina and cervical cancer than I cared to know, hehehe…

Mo proudly showed off his knowledge of the vagina and its inner workings… The good doctor was suitably impressed and said that he could qualify as an OB-GYNE but he’ll probably get a very limited clientele, hehe…

The gist of it is that if you’re over 30 and you’re sexually active… Get the vaccine (or the series of vaccines)… There’s 3 of them that are injected in these sequence… 1st injection, 2nd injection one month after and the final injection 6 months after the 2nd one… Cost is around P7K/injection for the more expensive one but Glaxo-Smith Kline has lowered the price to a more affordable level… Consult with your local OB-GYNE ladies…

That’s all for now…

More GTWM tomorrow!

Good Times!

Good times with Mo (January 6, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts on January 6, 2009 by Benj

benjamin-buttonI’m glad to see that most of the old gang is back… I was reading some of my older comments and Mojolina had a funny comment about my blog on the subject of contraceptives, hehe… Good one Mojo!

It’s also frigging cold these days and it’s such a bore trying to wake up early… I don’t know about you, but I still seem to have some holiday hangover, hehe…

But there’s nothing like listening to my favorite morning radio show to put me in the mood… πŸ™‚

Read on for the highlights and lowlights (including the kulangot bomb), hehe…

Stupid names

An interesting discussion which seems to be a favorite of Mo since he’s rehashed it a number of times is the subject of stupid names… I’ve noticed that kids nowadays have weirder and weirder names… I was a guest at a baptism and you wouldn’t believe the child’s name…

SHAQUILLE KOBE

Apparently, the father was a fan of the Lakers during the Shaq-Kobe days… Poor kid, I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes… He’ll get teased a lot during his childhood, that’s a certainty… 😦

What crazy names have you come across recently?

Grossest Move

Just to whet the appetite of early morning listeners who were partaking of their breakfast, Mo introduced the topic of the grossest move of all time… For him, it’s the appropriately named, KULANGOT bomb! Kulangot, for my foreign readers (as if there are any, hehe) is also known as booger in American slang…

The kulangot bomb is the move wherein you cover one nostril and sneeze out all the snot and boogers out the other nostril… Sounds pretty delectable, hehe… This is especially nasty when you’ve been nursing a cold during the eve before New Year and you’ve been inhaling all the fumes from the fireworks lit that night in your neighborhood… You know what that means… πŸ™‚

But for my money, I still think Mojo grabbing Mo’s poop was the grossest move ever though, hehe…

Valley Golf fisticuffs

The power of the blog has once again been proven with the maelstrom generated by theΒ  circulating story of the Pangandamans versus the Dela Paz incident at the Valley Gold and Country Club…

Bloggers left and right have been posting about the incident and this has prompted media to sit up and pay attention…

For the uninitiated (like Grace, hehe), the story goes that the 56 year old Dela Paz and his 14 year old son were beaten up by the mayor of a town in Lanao del Norte and his retinue of goons over a trivial matter whilst playing golf at the Valley Golf course…

He was alleged to have also said “Hindi niyo yata ako kilala eh!” Again this smacks of arrogance…

Mo was of the opinion that it would have been okay if it had been a fair fight… Men get into fights all the time… Over big things, little things… As long as the odds are even, it shouldn’t really be a big deal…

But ganging up on an old man and his 14 year old kid? Plus pulling a gun and an armalite rifle on the ready?

That’s just too much…

By the way, the Pangandaman’s came up with fairy tale to explain away the reason why they beat up Dela Paz and his son… It’s a great piece of fiction and wholly believable, if you were born yesterday…

Just do a search on the omniscient modern day ORACLE known as GOOGLE and you’ll find all you need to know about this story…

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Mo was raving about the new Brad Pitt movie called The Curious Case of Benjamin Button… It’s the story of a man who was born in his 80’s and ages backwards… Very original concept and very curious indeed…

Being the devoted disciple that I am, it’s currently being downloaded in the background even as I type this piece of crap, hehe… I’ve also read excellent reviews about it and the buzz is that Brad Pitt is due for an Oscar nomination at the least for his performance in this movie…

I’ll let you know my views once I’ve seen it… It’s scheduled to come out soon in Philippine cinemas as well… Probably by next week… Check it out…

Boys don’t cry

Mo has been really weepy these days according to him and he asked the male callers how long ago was it since they let off some steam and exercised their lachrymal glands…

One caller said that last time he cried was when he fought with his girl…

Mo called it gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, hehe… Not unless she kicked his balls should the guy have shed tears… πŸ™‚

Grace thought it was sweet, awwww….

Guys, do you agree? Boys don’t cry?

In flagrante delicto

Mo switched to another topic and he asked the caller to phone in with their stories… Specifically if they’ve been caught in flagrante delicto (caught in the act) of cheating… You know, pants down, bras off or totally buff… πŸ™‚

A couple of male callers called in with particularly long-winded and unbelievable stories of how they caught their girlfriends cheating on them…

One caller in particular said that he caught his girlfriend with another guy and he took the time to jack off to them doing the deed before leaving them undisturbed…

Does that sound believable of what?

Maybe he was the guy who made up the fairy tale of the Pangandaman’s…

This guy had me laughing all the way to the office… πŸ™‚

Charice

Pint sized dynamo Charice Pempengco, she with the powerful voice and awesome vocal range, is set to do battle with Mojolina next Monday in a classic sing off…

Mojo was already quaking in his high heels and conceding defeat even before a single note was sung… Admittedly, Charice is a formidable opponent but Mo can probably stack the cards in Mojo’s favor… Make her sing some unknown song or screw up her microphone, hehe… Just kidding Charice!

I’m actually a fan and I’m looking forward to her battle with Mojolina…

Go Mojo!

Till next time… I’m out of here…

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (January 5, 2009)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on January 5, 2009 by Benj
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Photo courtesy of http://perezhilton.com

Hullo guys and gals! Happy new year to my dear readers whom I’ve neglected the past few weeks… πŸ™‚

Sorry about that guys, but tis the holiday season and I needed the time off to get away from it all and hence I went incommunicado for a time to recharge my batteries and face 2009 refreshed and hopefully ready to face the challenges ahead…

I hope you guys had time to commune with our Maker as well and celebrate the Yuletide season with your families…

Now on to the real reason why you’re here…

ABS-CBN making a Twilight telenovela?

This news has been making the rounds all week particularly in light of the recent box-office success of the Twilight movie. The internet has been buzzing with famous local bloggers like Spanky Enriquez posting about the purported project… This has of course outraged Pinoy Twilight fans who dread seeing their beloved book desecrated, hehe…

The supposed title of the telenovela: TAKIPSILIM (What else?)… The rights also allegedly came with a hefty USD1,000,000.00 price tag… Now that’s a lot of moolah…

The news originated apparently from another famous blogsite, Perez Hilton…

Aside from the “Hollywood” source, the news gained credibility because it came with the supposed cast and I quote:

Cast (Unofficial) :

Rayver Cruz as Edward Cullen
Shaina Magdayao as Isabella Swan
Valeen Montenegro as Alice Cullen
Gabby Concepcion as Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Luis Manzano as Emmett Cullen
Al Tantay as Charlie Swan
Yayo Aguila as Renee Dwyer
Fred Payawan as Jacob Black
Carlos Agassi as James
Chin Chin Gutierrez as Esme Cullen
Karylle as Rosalie Hale
Joross Gamboa as Jasper Hale
Jessy Mendiola as Jessica Stanley
Empress Schuck as Angela Weber
Brad Murdoch as Laurente
Nikki Bacolod as Victoria
Aaron Villaflor as Mike Newton

Someone apparently gave it a lot of thought as the actors appear to be if not well cast at least believably cast… πŸ™‚

ABS-CBN though has denied the news and blamed Perez Hilton’s website for the hoax… πŸ™‚

If you listen closely, you can almost hear the entire Philippine fanbase of the Twilight series heaving a collective sigh of relief, hehe…

By the way, did you know that my site is still getting over a thousand hits a day even without updates? Yup, and it’s all because of the post I made about downloading the free Twilight e-book… Worked like a charm, hehe… Unintended, but hey, who am I to complain?

Amsterdam misadventures

As you all know, Mo flew off to Europe for the holidays and he made a sidetrip to the land of windmills and tulips… Or for some more adventurous souls, the land of bong and porn..

Mo shared a funny story of his misadventure in one of the famous live shows in Amsterdam’s red light districts… Apparently, he entered one of the many live sex show establishments in Amsterdam and he was greeted by the sight of an old hag about to perform for the packed crowd…

According to Mo, she was in her 40’s or 50’s and when she brought out a dildo, he hightailed it out of the place faster than you can say, “eeww”…

ROTLMAO!

Pinoy Soul Food

Mo, Mojo and Grace spent the better part of an hour discussing Filipino soul food… That is to say, food which is uniquely Filipino and will make foreigners gag and say, “WTF are they thinking?”

Among the treats mentioned were the infamous balut, betamax (cow’s blood cubed and broiled on a stick), adidas (chicken feet), dinuguan, potpot (I haven’t the foggiest notion what this is), isaw, bagoong and a whole slew of others…

Balut was the top contender until someone texted in and said that they have a similar dish in Vietnam…

Interestingly, Grace Lee said the Koreans are equally fond of fine delicacies like blood (they use cow blood) and soup no. 5… Mojo volunteered Rocky Mountain oysters which are actually cojones from sheep which are eaten raw by cowboys in the US… πŸ™‚

I loved this discussion coz I’ve been pretty adventurous in my culinary predilection as well and I’ve consumed food which would make ordinary Pinoys retch and call out the proverbial “uwak, uwak”…

For example, I relish frog dishes, such as batute (stuffed frogs), sinigang na palaka (frogs in sour broth), fried frog legs and other mouthwatering frog delicacies…

I’ve also braved the delicacy known as fried field rats and found them tasty, albeit, I was unaware of the fact that they were rats until after I’ve consumed a plateful, hehe… The person who made me eat them had wisely cut off all the rodents’ appendages and spun me a fanciful tale of some exotic birds which they had caught and fried… Hey, I was young and gullible, hehe…

Adobong crickets were a bit too crunchy for my taste although I’ve been assured they’re nutritious… 😦

Snakes and monitor lizards have also been a repast I’ve partaken of in my childhood… Monitor lizards are true to the cliche, they literally taste like chicken!

I’m not sure but I have a feeling the other listeners who were having breakfast may have tuned out, hehe…

What exotic foods have you relished or were tricked into eating in the past?

Phone scams

Mojolina received a text message from a scammer who claimed that he had won Php950,000.00 from a contest which he hadn’t even joined… A certain Atty. Amado Tetangco left a number to call…

I’m sure you’ve had your share of these scamming SMS and just deleted them just as I’m sure you’ve received your share of Nigerian emails claiming to be from a bank employee who knows of a secret stash to fulfill your million dollar dreams… πŸ™‚

I’ve always been curious as to who is actually responsible for these scams but never bothered to call the number on the SMS… In my opinion, this is a numbers game… Meaning out of hundreds or maybe even thousands of SMS messages they send out, there’s bound to be a few people who would bite and make this sick enterprise worth their while…

Mojo called the number and a certain “Atty. Tetangco” who answered sounded like one of those DOM’s that Mo is so fond of impersonating… He had all the nasty qualities of a bad used car salesman which should set all your alarm bells ringing…

I wonder why I’ve never heard of people being arrested for these scams? Calling Imbestigador and XXX! This should be right up your alley… An entrapment sounds good…

By the way, just as an aside, I thought I heard Mo calling these scammers “SOB’s” and I do mean the whole phrase and not just the acronym for these bastards… I’m not sure if I misheard him but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed on air… I sure hope Mo doesn’t get into trouble for his slip of the tongue…

Anyway, that’s all for now… I have to get back to work, hehe…

A shoutout to all my loyal readers… You know who you are… πŸ™‚

Great times!

Good Times with Mo (December 18, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on December 18, 2008 by Benj
Krispy Kreme Donuts

Krispy Kreme Donuts

Merry Christmas guys! I woke up late coz I’m still adjusting to jet lag but I did manage to catch the last hour of the show… What with the rush of the Christmas season, everybody’s super busy nowadays… I hope you’ve done your Christmas shopping by this time…

If not, you can try to join the contests on our favorite radio show and who knows? You might get lucky and win one of the crazy prizes they’re giving away on the show… From cash, to laptops to a brand new iPhone from Globe (ahem, ahem, hehehe) the prizes are truly above and beyond what’s being given away on other radio stations…

Just today a lucky guy won a laptop on the second edition of the Jesus lookalike contest… More on that later…

Read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Creative punishments

Mo brought up the topic of creative punishments your parents may have dished out on your ass when you were a kid because you’ve been naughty and not nice… πŸ™‚

Mojo told a funny story of being whacked with a piece of wood on his face by his dad when he convinced his younger brother to stick his hand into the vacuum cleaner whilst it was running… It nearly took off the index finger of his brother! It was left hanging by skin and bones… Geez, Mojo was a bad little boy…

Another funny anecdote Mojo had when he was whacked by his dad again for binding his younger brother in a cocoon of tape as part of their weird game of superheroes… It took them the better part of an hour to free his brother and only after they’ve poured oil in his hair and body to loosen the tape, hehe….

Mojo was a cool kid! πŸ™‚

Cosmo’s worst sex tips ever

Anyone who’s ever actually had sex probably knows Cosmo’s sex tips are terrible. Sometimes it’s not even that they’re terrible… they’re just downright bizarre. And yet every month they rewrite them, repackage them and re-promote them… and silly girls eat it up.

So if you ever bring a girl home from the bars drunk and excited to make bad decisions and she pulls out a Krispy Kreme box – beware. She’s a Cosmo girl and you’re about to pay for it. What else do you expect when the magazine (and website) dishes out dirt like these 10 Terrible Sex Tips**:

10. Cup his hand against your mouth, and flick your tongue quickly in and out of the center of his palm. Mmm hand sex.

9. Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it. Mmm wet butt.

8. The best oral I ever got happened while I was hanging from the chin-up bar I keep in my home gym. The strain in my arms mixed with the bliss I felt below the waist created unbelievable pleasure. Just don’t let go.

7. Hot Dog: Before giving him oral sex, position yourself so you’re sitting to the side, almost perpendicular to his penis. Cup your hand around his member, creating a “bun” around his “hot dog.” Then kiss the part of his penis that’s exposed while breathing hard. Your hand will trap your exhalations and make his member feel superhot. With your other hand, work his testicles. He’ll think he has died and gone to heaven. Shape aside, hot dogs are just not sexy.

6. My girl held my tongue in place with her teeth during a make-out session while she tickled the tip with her own tongue. Electrifying. Nothing like a good tongue choke-hold.

5. Reach into your panties, then touch my lips with your wetness. To each his own.

4. My girl pretended not to want to kiss me. I had to use my tongue to pry her mouth open passionately. Are you sure she was pretending?

3. Take a sip of hot water – as hot as you can stand – before [performing oral sex] on him. Then, keeping your mouth closed, swish it all around. Ouch.

2. Chill a bunch of marbles in the fridge. Toss them on the bed and make him lie on them while you straddle him. Really ouch.

1. Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off. Not. Sexy. At. All.

Please don’t try this stuff at home, hehe…

Christmas Holidays

A caller phoned in and asked the trio what their plans are for the holidays… I was curious as well what Christmas would be like for our favorite radio hosts…

Aside from hosting Christmas parties, noble Grace will be spending some time with a favorite charity of hers, leprosy patients… She’ll be with her parents and then she’ll be flying out of the country…

Mojo will be spending time with family and flying off to Iloilo…

My man Mo will be spending Christmas with family and then he’ll be flying off to Paris… Paris is freezing right now… -3 the last time I was there but it was stunningly beautiful…

Rewards

A listener phoned in and asked for Mo’s take on his decision to reward himself with an expensive watch for Christmas… The guy has been working for a call center for the past two years and as a reward, he bought a P16,000.00 watch for Christmas… As a result, he’s been having sleepless nights tossing and turning and wondering if he made the right decision…

Mo opined that you do need to spend for yourself once in a while as a reward for all the hard work you’ve been putting in… It makes you feel good and gives you incentive to even work harder to buy bigger and better things… The caveat being that you should not splurge if you’re in a tight financial situation and you need to spend the money on other more important things… Like rent or food, hehe…

I agree with Mo because I did the same this Christmas… Coincidentally, I also bought a watch this Christmas whilst I was in Europe… πŸ™‚ Mo also bought a watch for his birthday, a P300K watch, hehe… And I thought the watch I bought was expensive… πŸ™‚

So if you’ve been working hard the past year and you can afford it, go ahead and indulge… πŸ™‚

And by the way, Mo gave the guy an iPod shuffle just for working hard and being a nice caller… Merry Christmas!

Jesus lookalike

The gifts just dont stop coming on this show… Some lucky dude won a laptop today because he just happened to have a striking resemblance to Jesus Christ whose birthday we’re celebrating a few days from now…

The lucky winner was the 3rd placer in last year’s edition of the same contest on GTWM. I guess the second time’s the charm for this guy who finally copped first place and walked away with a laptop for his efforts…

Last year’s winner was also on hand for the contest and when asked why he didn’t defend his title, he said that he was truly being Christ-like by giving others chances to win the contest… Nice move, dude!

Well that’s all for now guys!

Advance Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (Dec. 17, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2008 by Benj
UFC Fighter Corey Hill breaks his leg

UFC Fighter Corey Hill breaks his leg

Hey guys! I’m finally back in the Philippines… And it sure is nice to be back home… I mean Europe is nice albeit frigging cold, but after a while it can get kind of tiring… I mean who wants order and beauty all the time? πŸ™‚ There is something to be said about the chaos and familiar traffic jams of the Philippines… Besides, I couldn’t listen to the GTWM show there and I think that’s a good enough reason to come back here, hehe…

I’ve been out for so long I’m not sure if anyone is still reading this blog, hehe… Anyway, read on for the highlights of today’s show…

Night mass

Or as it should be more appropriately called, early morning mass started yesterday and will last for 9 days…

I used to treasure this Philippine tradition when I was in my teens and for the simple reason that a lot of hot girls whom you would never see at church during Sundays, suddenly have the urge to wake up early and go to church in all their finery… I love Christmas and all its traditions… πŸ™‚

Contraceptives, Rubber or Pills?

Mo asked Grace and Mojo’s opinion as to what is the most popular contraceptive in the Philippines currently… Grace thought that pillsΒ  were still the most popular, Mo thought that the good ole rubber was still the king while Mojo killed the topic by saying that he thought withdrawal was the most common contraceptive, hehe… Errr, Mojo, technically withdrawal is not considered a contraceptive… πŸ™‚

Mo pounced on Grace’s answer by subtlety asking what brand of birth control pillsΒ  she used… Diana and Trust were mentioned, hehe… Good for you Grace, I mean that’s always a plus for us guys if the girl takes the initiative to keep things lively and without complications…

ParkingΒ  Spots

Caller Bentot raised the topic of parking spots and the a-holes who seem to consider any parking slot theirs and wouldn’t mind screwing another driver by taking their spot when they clearly were there ahead of them… This has happened to me a number of times and Mo suggested carrying a bottle of paint thinner to be discreetly poured over the lovely paint job of these morons… Brake fluid is another alternative… πŸ™‚

Ahhh… sweet revenge….

Internet vs. Sex

In a recent survey sponsored by Intel, it was found that nearly one in two women would rather give up sex for two weeks than go without the Internet… That’s a whopping statistic and says something about the power of the internet…

Mo shared that he himself would rather NOT have some loving rather than be without internet… This isn’t news Mo, weΒ  know how much you love the internet… Mojo would also rather forego some anal loving than be without internet… I’m not quite that desperate… yet…

Let’s do an internal survey and let’s hear your take on this…

UFC injury (ouch!)

The awesome picture above is of UFC fighter Corey Hill breaking his leg during a recent match on UFC Fight Night… As you can see, the break is pretty freakisly bad and may be career ending…

I don’t know what the reaction of my girl readers are but I thought it was worth posting…

Check it out on Youtube as well guys… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neiBEyU-qVc

Mojo let out a stream of expletives when he saw the video, hehe…

The phrase “break a leg” just took on a whole new meaning for me… πŸ™‚

Who needs to be removed from TV?

Mo discussed a topic that was brought about by an interview that Boy Abunda did with Karylle regarding the issue circulating around showbiz that Marian Rivera is pregnant by Dingdong Dantes… Lucky bastard! πŸ™‚

Anyway, I’ll just list the most popular ones…

  1. Wowowee’s Willy Revillame – hehe… One texter even said that he killed a lot of people that’s why he needs to be kicked off TV… That’s a bit extreme, hehe…
  2. Jobert Sucaldito – Amen!
  3. Boy Abunda – I think Boy’s okay… He may be annoying at times with his magic mirror but he’s intelligent and articulate (well aside from the time he lost his mind and did that stupid billboard on EDSA)…
  4. Kris Aquino – yeah, get rid of her…
  5. Baretto sisters – their dramatic moments both reel and real are best forgotten
  6. Ruffa Gutierrez – she has a lot of haters apparently…
  7. Patani – Who the f*ck is she? Never heard of this name except in Bahay Kubo…
  8. Cristy Fermin – oh yeah, she’s already out, right! Yehey! Fireworks!
  9. Mariel Rodriguez – she got a vote… πŸ™‚
  10. Mo, Mojo and Grace – hehehe, just kidding guys!

Wow finally wrote another blog… Yipee… Not my best work… I sound like a freaking teenager at times, hehe… But I’ll get warmed up again, don’t you worry…

Till next time guys! Ciao!

Good times with Mo (Dec. 3, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , on December 4, 2008 by Benj
Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell

I’ve been so preoccupied with work and with freezing my butt off that I haven’t noticed that my blog just passed another milestone… 100,000+ hits! Hats off and thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking with me through thick and thin, hehe… That sounded like a wedding vow… sheesshhh…

Anyway, enough celebration, on to the more important matter at hand… My crappy perception of the show transformed into the written word… πŸ™‚

Laptop for life

Mo really brightened my day by sharing the news that laptop manufacturer Fujitsu has a new marketing ploy that offers you a free laptop replacement every three years for the rest of your life if you get your laptop from them. Nope, I’m not on drugs, you get a free laptop every three years! Pay once and you’re set for life… Looking for the catch?Β  Well, according to Mo there isn’t…

If this news is true and there’s absolutely no catch, I’m getting me one for Christmas, hehehe…

Wedding gifts

An early morning caller asked for gift suggestions for his close friend who’s getting married and our favorite radio Dj’s gave him their two cents… Mojo gave the absolutely gayest advice for our poor caller, a crystal vase… Come on, Mojo, I mean the guy’s a dude… You don’t give your guy friends crystal vases, even if it is their wedding… Grace’s suggestion was also pretty gay but at least it was high tech, a digital picture frame… 😦

My man Mo of course had the coolest suggestion, a high tech remote control for their movie theater… Now that’s something I’d like to get… Gadgets and high tech stuff? Bring it on!

Sailor Moon thongs

YouTube trawler extraordinaire Mohan Gumatay shared another YouTube video that he found which was apparently sponsored by the Japanese government to discourage the trade of used underwear by Japanese teenagers… Yup, the perverted Japanese who seem to have this Sailor Moon fetish are engaged in the lucrative trade of buying freshly discarded underwear from pre-pubescent girls…

The Japanese government has banned the practice and came up with an advertisement which purportedly shows the true source of the slight used thongs…A grossly obese guy engaged in calisthenics…
Now if that image doesn’t kill your boner, I don’t know what will… sheesshhh…

Mo going Japanese

Speaking of Japanese, Mo shared the news that he’s been offered the job of hosting a Japanese gameshow locally… I’m not sure if it’s the Takeshi Castle type stuff but those Japanese gameshows are crazy! Very entertaining and definitely worth wasting your time over… I just hope they stick to the Japanese concept and not try to butcher it it too much…

Anyway, Mo’s still thinking about accepting the offer but I’m sure it’d be a lot of fun if it ever goes on air… Watch for it!

Top Yahoo! search

Yahoo! just released their top search terms for 2008 and nope, it’s not SEX, PORN or HARRY POTTER… It’s that skank Britney Spears again! Come on, I thought Britney was old news but apparently a large segment of the world’s population still searches for Britney Spears… I thought for sure it would be Barack Obama, hehe
Britney Spears? Please, get a life guys… πŸ™‚

Jackoff Magazines

For all my fellow horndogs out there, FHM and Maxim just released their December editions and its Mariel Rodriguez hogging the spotlight for FHM while Maxim has the uber hot Cristine Reyes gracing its cover… I still have Cristine’s FHM shoot and I have to agree with Mo that Cristine photographs really well… She was smoking hot in that issue… Sorry Mariel but I’ll have to pass on FHM for this one and buy the Maxim edition when I get back there…

Tissue time! πŸ™‚

Vulnerable girl

There seemed to be an inordinate number of callers named Cat today, for one reason or another… Anyway, the first Cat called the show to ask for advice about her a-hole boyfriend who was seemingly taking advantage of Cat’s low self-esteem by stringing her along together with another girl… Yup, the lucky bastard was sowing his seeds along two furrows…

Big time move? He asked Cat if it would be alright to have another girlfriend together with her… What an a-hole but I’ve got to admit, the guy has cojones… πŸ™‚

Mojo and Grace were predictably outraged and advised her to dump the loser…

Mo was more relaxed but still advised her to break up with the guy…

As would be reasonably expected, the horndogs listening to the show started calling in and asking for Cat’s number, hehe…

Pre-wedding misadventures

There seemed to be a lot of wedding talk on the show today and Mo wanted to ask the opinion of the listeners as well as Mojo and Grace what would be the one thing they would do before they got married… For guys, it would naturally be a onetime fling or something daring… Mo wanted to sleep with either a blonde or a flight attendant… The ideal scenario would probably be if she was both blonde and a flight attendant as well, hehe…

Mojo wanted to do something perverse and something sublime before his wedding…

Grace wanted to shut herself off from the world and spend some alone time for a couple of weeks or a month before the wedding…

Most horndogs would probably just want to get a one night stand before the wedding, hehe…

Best celebrity sex tapes

Mo went through his “database” of celebrity sex tapes and he came up with his own top ten list of celebrity sex tapes… Among the top 10 nominees are:

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Paris Hilton
  3. Severina Vukovich
  4. Mini Me
  5. Ethel Booba
  6. Colin Farrell
  7. Pamela Anderson
  8. Criselda Volks
  9. WWE Diva Chyna
  10. R Kelley

Which ones have you seen? I’ve seen Kim’s, Paris, Ethel’s, Pamela and Criselda…. Geez, I’m pretty conservative, hehe…

Mojo went with R Kelley’s and surprise, surprise, Colin Farell’s… πŸ™‚

Mo was torn among Kim, Paris and Severina… BUt I guess he liked Severina’s coz she was the hottest!
Another great show today and thanks for patiently waiting for the blog guys…

My apologies also coz I don’t have the time to respond to the comments right now but I do read them…

Till next time!

Ciao!

Good Times with Mo (Dec. 2, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , on December 3, 2008 by Benj
Paris and Tinkerbell (Both spoilt)

Paris and Tinkerbell (Both spoilt)

Hey guys, I’m still here in Europe and I’m really sorry for the lack of regular updates… Even with Tonting’s recordings I still cannot update my blog on time because I’m really being kept busy… The time difference isn’t helping any…

It’s not getting better anytime soon as I’ll be here till mid-December…:(

Anyway, enough excuses, here’s the most delayed blog so far, hehe…

Bottled water left in cars

The show started with a public health alert for people who like to leave their bottled water in their cars… Apparently
this is a breeding ground for bacteria and can cause breast cancer…

I’m guilty of this, hehe… I’m still alive though but I guess I have to do a breast exam soon… πŸ™‚

Spoiled mutts

Just to make our day brighter and make us realize what sucky lives we lead, Mo went through the list of Hollywood’s most pampered mutts…

10. Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell – this famous Chihuahua leads the celebrity life…
9. Mariah Carey’s dog Jack – has its own driver… Geez, I don’t even have my own driver!
8. Blake Lively’s dog – her dog sleeps on a full sized designer bed…
7. Nora Conrad’s canine friend – wears USD10K sunglasses… My generic SM shades wouldn’t make theΒ Β Β  grade… πŸ™‚
6. Drew Barrymore’s dog – is set to inherit one of her houses in her will…
5. Kathy Griffin’s dogs – gets gourmet burgers delivered to them… I guess McDonald’s is out for these pampered mutts…
4. Aubrey O’day’s dog Ginger – drinks champagne from a dog bowl… I guess a visit to an AA meeting is in order…
3. Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy – travels in an LV bag… Eat your heart out Grace Lee, hehe…
2. Denise Richards dog – sleeps in a conture memorizing bed…
1. Jennifer Aniston’s dog – travels in a chartered private plane and chauffered limousine… Talk about living the good life… πŸ™‚

Manny vs. Oscar

I don’t know where he got them but Mo has tickets to the most eagerly awaited boxing match on Sunday but he doesn’t have tickets to the USA, hehe… I guess everybody’s rooting for Manny but I’m kind of nervous because of the size difference between the two fighters… When Manny fights I’m always confident that he’s going to kick some serious ass but for this fight, I’ve got a weird feeling… I hope I’m wrong and Manny
wins but I’m going to be praying anyway…

The awful thing is that I might not be able to watch it coz I don’t know if the hotel’s cable will carry the fight!

Anyway, I’ll download the fight whatever happens, hehe…

Rich people and their kids

Mo started a discussion about rich people and their rich kids growing up to be spoilt and becoming first class a-holes… You know the type, the stereotypical rich spoilt kid who think that the happenstance of them being born to a rich family automatically makes them “special” people… Well, they’re special alright, special a-holes, hehe…

Whew, I sound bitter… πŸ™‚

Nah, I don’t have anything against rich people and I certainly hope to be one of them in the future and I also know a number of rich people who are truly nice people and who lead simple and charitable lives… It’s just that some people who are rich not by their own doing but because of the hard work of their parents or grandparents have this condenscending attitude which really pisses me off…

Enough of the rant, moving on… πŸ™‚

Foot in mouth disease

Mo related the troubles he’s gotten into for things which were wrongly perceived to have been said on the show and which consequently cost him some opportunities and hosting jobs…

Case in point, it cost him a stint at Eat Bulaga which Mo has always favored over its competitor Wowoweee…

Now, my man Mo has always been effusive of his fondness for the show and in particular Joey de Leon whom he admires a lot… The gist of the story is that some a-hole who was in charge of the casting for the game show portion of Eat Bulaga saw his name in the roster of potential show participants and crossed his name out…

Apparently, some cuckoo told him or her that Mo’s been bashing Eat Bulaga on the GTWM show which as any long time fan knows is horsecrap…

Another lost opportunity for Mo was a hosting stint for the X’mas Party of Philip Morris, one of the largest purveyors of death in the world, hehe…

Mo, as is his wont, often jokes that Mojo could probably get lung cancer because he smokes like a chimney… Which is true and as is most of Mo’s jokes, half-meant…

Anyway, some bright boy heard his joke and said that he would probably ruin their party and so Mr. Mohan Gumatay was out…

Mo had only one message for these misguided people… F*** you! πŸ™‚

Enough said…

Best compliment you can give a woman

According to ASKMEN.COM, which is one of Mo’s favorite websites, hehe… These are the top compliments you can give a woman…

4. I could talk to you all night long… (Grace loved this one!)
3. I like the way your mind works…
2. You look fantastic!
1. You’re definitely the hottest girl of your group…

What say you my girl readers? πŸ™‚

Crazy significant other

Another interesting topic of discussion was the subject of nutty significant others… If you’ve never had one in your life, you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest experiences… I had this psycho girlfriend once and let me tell you, was she a proverbial pain in the ass! Unpredictable, moody and sometimes downright obnoxious… But Mo was right, you stick with her because whilst she was crazy in so many ways, she was downright crazy in bed too… πŸ™‚

Of course those relationships don’t last, but was it worth the aggravation? Hell yeah!

Single Moms

A caller named Popoy called for advice about his relationship with a single mom with 3 kids… Mo was of the opinion that it was something that really required careful thought and self introspection so as not to avoid hurting the kids since they were all under the age of 10. Long story short, if he was really, really sure
of his feelings for the girl and that he would be okay with having an instant family, then go for it… Otherwise, break it off early and break if off clean…

Wow! I had fun blogging today’s show, as you can see from the length of this blog post, hehe…Β  I missed doing the daily blogs and I miss interacting with you guys! I hope you’ll be patient with me and continue
dropping by my blog now and then if you’re surfing the net…

Catch you guys soon!

Ciao!