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Good times with Mo (Oct. 13, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2008 by Benj
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Woohoo! After a week of missing our favorite radio show, the gang’s back together with DJ Miguel! Well, Mojo was “manning” the fort during the previous week but hour long discussions on diamonds and melamine weren’t overwhelmingly entertaining….

Lots of good stuff on the show today and so without further ado, here’s the show:

Movie talk

As is usual for the show, Mo started with some light topics including the latest movies in town… Mo’s recommended movie, Tropic Thunder, starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr. has an interesting concept, it’s basically a movie within a movie… Oh and by the way, try to find Robert Downey, Jr. in this movie when you see it… 🙂

Other movies:

Mirrors –  Mo suggests that we give it a miss… We’ll I’ve downloaded it already, should be worth a peek…

Twilight Movie – I guess a lot of Edward Cullen fans are hankering for this movie, it’s coming out on the 21st of November…

By the way, if you’re a fan of vampires and humans falling in love, there’s a series on HBO which you might want to check out… It’s called “True Blood” and it’s on my watch list right now… I’m at episode 5 already and I’d have to say it’s a very interesting show and considerably more mature than Twilight…

For the horndogs out there, there’s a lot of sex between vampires and humans in this series and some bondage as well, hehe… Kinky, I know…

Check it out on your favorite torrent sites…

Kim Kardashian at 14

My man Mo’s been keeping “abreast” of the latest Kim Kardashian news and as he shared earlier in the show, Kim’s posted a picture of herself on her blogsite when she was 14 years old… Her “point” was to squash rumors that she’s had work done on her voluptuous bod…

Damn, I’d have to admit that Kim was too smoking hot at age 14… Not very pretty though but she sure filled out that bikini really well… When Filipina girls are just having their training bras and braces put on, Kim was already wearing bikinis and showing off some impressive cup C cleavage…

I’d have to say “Amen” to that…

Britney Spears video

Speaking of skanks, Mo’s favorite singer, Britney Spears, just released a new music video entitled “Womanizer”… I just checked out the video and I’ll have to say that Britney’s personal trainer and cosmetic surgeon are worth the thousands of dollars she’s paying them…

Her sauna scenes in the video are worth the price of admission… The problem with Britney is that her “hotness” is off again, on again… She hasn’t attained that level of consistency in terms of hotness…

By the way, as an aside, I guess Britney’s not setting the best example for her younger sister, 17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears, who’s pregnant with her 2nd child! She had her 1st one at age 16… They’re sure starting them young over there…

More of that later…

Osama bin Laden poetry

During the show, the infamous Osama bin Laden, terrorist leader extraordinaire and the “brains” behind the deadly 9/11 attacks, “called” the show to promote his new book of poetry… 🙂

Yup, you read it right, the man known for executing his own people and killing thousands of innocent people has a “sensitive” side…

Now, how famous has Mo Twister gotten that even “Osama” is calling for some airtime on the GTWM show? George “Dubya” Bush has been hunting Bin Laden for the past 8 years and he hasn’t had as much as a sniff of a missile lock on this elusive desert fox…

Our turbanned guest, recited some “romantic” poems which were pretty funny… Not sidesplittingly funny but he had me throwing down some loud guffaws…

Check out Tonting and Jordan’s site later for the recordings…

Rihanna and Chris Brown in concert

I’ve got to score some tickets to this concert… Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown are confirmed to be holding a concert here in the Fort on November 16… If you get the tickets between Oct. 15-31, you get a discount and I believe that the tickets are very reasonably priced considering the caliber and fame of the singers…

Ticket prices are at P 3090, P 1545, and P 309. Regular ticket prices (from November 1 to 16) are at P10300,  5150, 3090 and 618. For inquiries and reservations, you can call Ticketworld at 891-9999.

Piolo’s junk

Ever observant Mo noted that there’s a new Bench billboard of Piolo Pascual northbound from SLEX which apparently had our radio diva Mojo Jojo all aflutter… The reason? Piolo was shirtless and the “bulge” he was packing in his pants was enough to poke one in the eye…

It was too big that Mo wondered if it was “digitally enhanced” (i.e. Photoshopped)…

Couldn’t care less really… 🙂

105 year old virgin

Another interesting piece of news from Mo… A little old lady from Britain is claiming that she may be the world’s oldest virgin… 105 year old Clara Meadmore, attributes celibacy as the reason for her longevity…

She’s not a virgin because of religious reasons according to her… “I have just never been interested in sex. I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things.”

I thought that she was a gargoyle when she was younger and that was the reason she hasn’t been throwing it down but even in her 30’s she didn’t look half bad…

Mo said that he’ll have to take one for the team and devirginize the old lady… ROTFLMAO!

That’s pretty gross even for you Mo, hehe…

Maybe you can ask Shigeo Tokuda (a 73 year old porn star from Japan) to take one for the team instead… 🙂

Flapjack’s freebies

Flapjack’s restaurant gave away free meals today to the first 100 listeners of GTWM who showed up at their Greenhills branch and said the correct password “Anne Curtis’ mole”…

Too bad the other password ideas Mo had happened after they announced the password on air…

The secondary passwords were:

  1. I’m in love with my first cousin
  2. I have STD (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)

That would have been hilarious!

Breast feeding

Speaking of Jamie Lynn Spears earlier, she got pregnant for the second time because she thought that since she was breastfeeding her 1st child, she couldn’t get pregnant again…

This triggered a discussion as to the merits of this idea… I mean we’ve all heard this at one time or another but is it really true? Well I did some research and I found out that it only “reduces” your chance of getting pregnant but you should have a secondary contraceptive plan to ensure that you don’t get pregnant…

Oh and the secondary contraceptive plan I’m talking about doesn’t involve breastfeeding the father too… 🙂

Mojo’s hair

Mo dissed Mojo’s hair on air and said that he’s the most unfashionable gay guy he’s ever known… Apparently, Mojo had some sort of Mohawk action going on right now… Not quite Mr. T but close…

Maybe Mojo should start watching “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” re-runs… 🙂

Mo’s new show on ANC

I just watched Mo’s new show on ANC entitled IMO (In My Opinion with Mo Twister) and it was freaking hilarious… Mo was on point last night (it was aired live) and I loved the show’s concept…

I’ll put up a blog about it later… Watch for it, hehe… Too funny!

Till then, I’m out of here…

Great times!

IMO (In My Opinion) Mo’s new show on ANC

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , on October 12, 2008 by Benj
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He’s BACK! Yup, you heard it here first, my man Mo Twister’s back last night from the city of lights, Paris, and from all indications, he’s back with a vengeance… Check out the photos in the show’s multiply site…

Great show being planned in the coming week with a special show in the works and a special guest! Watch out for the clues here in our blog!

But in the meantime, watch out for the premiere of Mo’s new show tonight 9PM on ANC and he’s asking for some support from the Ka-goodtimes, yeah, that means YOU! 🙂

Oh and yeah, when you call in, have an opinion on the subject and no masturbation and wang comments…

Here’s Mo’s messaget to the parasites, hehe

HEY EVERYONE…JUST GOT BACK FROM PARIS LAST NIGHT AND I MISSED THE SHOW HEAPS. I WAT TO THANK POOP HANDS FOR COMING TO WORK EVERY MORNING AND DOING THE SHOW…AND GREAT IMAGINARY GTWM DAYS BENJ.

ANYWAY, MY NEW TV SHOW IS OUT TOMORROW AND I WAS HOPING YOU GUYS CAN FOLLOW IT. ITS GOING TO LIKELY BE A ROUGH DAY CUZ IVE BEEN OUT OF TOWN AND USUALLY I LIKE TO REHEARSE A LIVE PROGRAM DAYS BEFORE THE SHOW BUT SINCE IVE BEEN IN PARIS, I COULDNT…SO PLEASE FORGIVE ANY SHORTCOMINGS IT MAY HAVE AND I AM A MILLION PERCENT SURE IT WILL GET BETTER IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. BUT DO PLEASE STILL WATCH TOMORROW AND FROM WHAT I BELIEVE, IT WILL BE INTERACTIVE, MUCH LIKE THE RADIO SHOW SO IF YOU CAN CALL, I’D REALLY CRAZY APPRECIATE IT. ITS A POLITICAL TALKSHOW NOT A COMEDY RADIO PROGRAM, SO IF YOU DO CALL, TRY TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT THE ISSUE INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION AS WE DO EVERY MORNING.

TOMORROW NIGHT ON ANC AT 9PM. I’LL BE ON SOP AND SHOWBIZ CENTRAL AS WELL BUT THE RATINGS FOR THOSE SHOWS ARE HIGH ENOUGH, I NEED YOU GUYS ON ANC. =) SALAMAT.

NOW COMES MONDAY ON THE RADIO PROGRAM. IM TRYING MY BEST TO SQUEEZE IN A GREAT WEEK AHEAD OR SAVE SOME OF IT FOR NEXT WEEK WHEN ITS MY BIRTHDAY BUT FROM EARLY REPORTS, IM GOING TO HAVE A HUGE, GREAT THING THAT WILL HAPPEN ON THE SHOW. SOMEONE IS COMING IN TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. ITS TENTATIVE RIGHT NOW BUT ONCE I CONFIRM IT, I’LL POST THE INFO (CLUES) HERE FIRST.

THANKS YOU PARASITES. I MISSED YOU ALL.

MO

Good times are here again!

Benj