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Good Times with Mo (January 8, 2009)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on January 8, 2009 by Benj

It was an AWESOME show today and I feel sorry for you guys who may have missed it… It made up for the horrendous traffic jams I had to wade through in getting to the office…

Not to worry though… You have this blog to update you or if you wish you can head on over to Tonting’s site for the day’s recording… It should be up by the time you read this post…

So with further ado, let’s do the recap:

Mariah sCarey

Mo talked about Mariah Carey’s new version of the song Hero and how scary she now looks compared to when she did the original version of the song in 1993… That was 15 years ago… Geez, it’s been that long?

She was a favorite jackoff subject then but since then she’s obviously had a lot of work done and it’s all gone downhill for her… Well in terms of looks at least…

Too bad…

Now, when I see her, I can’t help but go… WTF, did she do with herself?

For the Pinocchio in all of us

The show would not be complete without Mo sharing an article or two that he found while trawling the internet… In today’s show, he shared this interesting article from CNN.com

White lies we tell all the time, some of the ones I’m guilty of include the following:

  1. The number of sexual partners you’ve had plus or minus five
  2. That you totally just washed your hands
  3. That the reason for your eyebags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading”Twilight”
  4. That you didn’t just fart right now
  5. Your height and weight on your driver’s license

Hmmm, I can’t relate… Liar, hehe… Guilty as charged of some of those things… How many of these “offenses” have you committed? πŸ™‚

How much for a night?

Mo introduced a juicy “what if” topic which had the phone lines and the text lines buzzing… He posed a hypothetical question which went something like this…

“If celebrities (male and female) were prostitutes, how much of your monthly income would you be willing to spend for a roll in the hay with them and which celebrity would you spend it on?”

Mojo was incredibly thrifty and was willing to spend only P15K for night with Gerald Anderson, hehehe…

Maria Korea surprised me when she said that out of her average monthly income of P250K, she’d be willing to spend P50, no P80K on Richard Gutierrez… Mo called her a liar and said that she’d probably spend all the P250K if it would be possible to get Richard… Grace blushed and turned red as a beet… Which meant it was probably true, hehe…

Mo was willing to spring P120 – P150K for his top 3

  1. Cristine Reyes
  2. Anne Curtis
  3. Maureen Larazabal

In that order, hmmmm… Seems like Anne is falling out of favor, hehe…

A wise-cracking texter said he’d spend P400K for a foursome with Mo, Mojo and Grace, hehe… Mo agreed as long as he’ll go first, hehe… No sloppy seconds for my man, hehe…

For me, I’d probably be willing to spend P100K for a night with either Cristine Reyes or Ehra Madrigal…

Oh yeah, WOAINIMO, one of our regular readers pitched in an offer P80K plus a plateful of bacon for the pleasure of bedding Mo Twister… He said he’d do it just for the bacon πŸ™‚

Pitch in with your favorites, dear readers and make it count, hehe…

Animal fun

More phallic talk from Mo… Did you know that the gorilla has the smallest penis in proportion to its body size? It’s only about the size of a thumb…

In contrast the male African bull elephant has a wang that’s 6.5 feet long… That’s a Kobe Bryant, hehe…

The blue whale is also packing some heat down there as the longest measured wangbone came in at an astonishing 8 feet… That’s longer than Yao Ming… πŸ™‚

For more “educational” stuff, check out this article

Stone Cold Stunner

I was hesitant to include the story of this girl who called yesterday because her story while it was highly amusing didn’t ring quite true with me…

But then without warning, the plot thickened on today’s show as we got confirmation that this story was true!

Background

A listener named Basia, phoned in yesterday regarding the topic of getting caught in the act while cheating… She said that she caught her boyfriend buck naked with another girl in her condo getting down and dirty… She beat up the girl and then delivered a stone cold stunner on her! For the uninitiated, a stone cold stunner is a move that was the signature finishing move of WWE wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin… Check out the Youtube clip above to get an idea what the hell I’m talking about…

Geez, the girl apparently was a fan of the WWE and she executed this move on the poor girl… Get this, she also threw out the girl onto Shaw Boulevard as naked as the day she was born… Bigtime move! This Basia girl was too cool to be true… Mo was in love, hehe…

Well, on today’s show, guess who called, Basia again! Apparently, the girl she creamed got her revenge on her by destroying her most beloved possession, her pickup truck, a Dodge RAM… Did I say this girl was cool? I mean chicks driving trucks are just too hot, whew…

Apparently, her nemesis or her agents spray painted her truck with the word “BITCH” and poured paint thinner on it… 😦

She called the show asking for advice on what evil revenge plot she should hatch to get back at the other girl… It’s on! Let’s get ready to rumble!

Now, it would have been funny just like that, but then guess who called? The girl Basia bitch slapped and stone cold stunned!

I can’t recall her name for the life of me, but she confirmed everything that Basia said including the stone cold stunner, hehe… She also said that she didn’t know the guy had a girl and she was told that the condo was his…Β  She also said that Basia was always out because she worked as a flight attendant! Whew, athletic, loves the WWE and the NBA (she loves Ben Wallace) drives a truck and is a flight attendant to boot! Damn, this girl is too good to be true!

I’ll be following this telenovela for what it’s worth… I hope Basia or the stunnee calls again on Monday, hehe…

Any suggestions for revenge for Basia?

Cheating with your husband?

The last caller of the day was very entertaining as well… She’d been married, has two kids, had her marriage annulled and now she’s with cheating with her ex-husband! Confused? Well, here’s how it went…

Background

Our caller was married for a number of years to a guy and they had two kids out of that marriage… They subsequently had their marriage annulled… Her ex-husband then got married and now has a son with another woman… She also has her own boyfriend… Fine so far, pretty typical scenario…

Things got weird when one day, when her husband was delivering their kids’ tuition fee, they somehow felt the call of nature and actually did it… Yes, folks, she slept with her ex-husband whom she left because he was a cheating bastard…

Now, they’re in a weird situation where they meet and cheat…

I guess there’s a first time for everything… As always our threesome gave their individual advice but the general consensus was that she should stop what they’re doing because it could be really bad for their children…

Whew! Weird…

Great, great show today… sorry for the delay but I was damn busy!

Good Times!

Good times with Mo (Sept. 30, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 by Benj
Hanford Poster of Phil Younghusband

Hanford Poster of Phil Younghusband

Today’s show was pretty laidback… Nothing too controversial and no fights between our favorite old married couple, Mo and Mojo… πŸ™‚

On to the show’s highlights:

2nd chance at happiness

The first topic that I caught was the discussion on whether widows or widowers deserve a 2nd shot at happiness when their original spouse passes on…

My take on this is that everybody deserves a 2nd chance at happiness… I’ve read stories where the couple getting married are in their 70’s and it sounds sweet, hehe…

I just don’t want to imagine the geriatric Olympics that’ll happen after the wedding…Β  I’ll either burst out laughing or I’ll be grossed out, hehe…

But good times to them and I wish them a lot of Viagra-induced happiness and I hope they don’t manage to exchange dentures when they’re French kissing… πŸ™‚

Famous celebrities you knew

Mo asked the callers to chime in with their stories about some famous celebrity that they knew when the said celeb wasn’t famous yet…

One of my favorites pertained to the runner-up, okay, okay, the loser of the recently concluded Hottest Celebrity Showdown on the Good times show, the luscious Anne Curtis.. Our caller narrated that they knew Anne when she was still in her pigtails and that she used to ask them for ice candy money… And she wasn’t that hot yet, hehe… Mo couldn’t believe that Anne wasn’t hot at any stage of her life, hehe…

Another nice story concerned everybody’s favorite closet queen suspect, hunky Piolo Pascual… According to our caller, he used to date Piolo’s older sister Pam and he allegedly saw Piolo, who was around 10 at the time, ask his sister to put curlers on his hair… Sounds like a load of crap to me…

Again guys, these are just stories from the callers, I’d probably take them with a very large pinch of salt… The only one that I believed was Grace Lee dating Ali Atienza…

Phil Younghusband

Fil-Brit soccer player and ex-Chelsea striker Phil Younghusband guested on the show to promote his stint on the GMA show, Celebrity Duets… Now, I posted a pic of this guy for my female readers and I have to admit the guy’s damned good looking and he seemed like a genuinely nice guy too… Made Mo want to kill him, hehe…

Mojo was all over him and even our normally conservative Maria Korea was all aflutter, hehe…

He’s planning on joining showbusiness in the future if his Mom decides to move back here to the motherland and so the girls and the gays will probably have a lot of Good times…

To vote for him, text DUETS PHIL and send to 367 for Smart/TNT and 2344 for Globe/TM and SUN Cellular. Catch Celebrity Duets every Saturday Night on GMA-7 after Pinoy Records.

Langhap Sarap

One of my favorite segments of the show made a comeback today… It seems that my man Mo is rehashing some of the classics and introducing them to Grace Lee for her delectation…

The premise of this segment is that whilst there are all sorts of measurements for nearly all the things you can think of like length, temperature, force, speed, acceleration, etc., there doesn’t seem to be a universally agreed upon measure for odor…

Of course being the scholarly person that I am (*ahem*) I did my research and came across some interesting theories being proposed to measure odor:

Olf – an empirical unit of indoor odor intensity introduced by the Danish environmental scientist P.O. Fanger in 1988. One olf is defined as the odor intensity produced by one ‘standard’ person (a standard person is also defined). The name comes from the Latin olfacere, to smell. Ventilation reduces pollution, and the resulting pollution in ventilated, enclosed spaces is measured in decipols.

Of course, what’s the fun in that?

Another interesting measurement being proposed in the Western nations is HOBO POWER with a similar scale to the Langhap Sarap concept of Mo Twister:

Hobo power is run on a very basic system of 1 to 100:

1-6 – Fine smelling to not so good.
7-10 – Fart with a little but not too much stink
11-25 – Mediocre stench to some skanky stink.
26-50 – Some really nasty stink to stench so bad you literally vomit.
51-79 – Past vomiting but stinks worse to old lady colon exam stench.
80-100 – Theoretical stink, stench this bad is yet to have been discovered or at least no one has lived to tell of it.

On to our Langhap Sarap stories:

  1. Fart stories got a low score – 7 or 8
  2. Expired blood being disposed in bins after having been in storage for months got a relatively low score of around 27.
  3. Improperly preserved cats destined for dissection with maggots also got a relatively low score of 12.

Nothing even close to the previous classics of gangrene in the private parts or the lady being sprayed with fecal matter from a hobo on the street…

No good times next week 😦

I couldn’t believe my ears when Mo said that there wouldn’t be Good times next week… Arrggghh, apparently it’s vacation time for our trio and they’re off for some R&R… Mo is going to Paris while the two ladies will also be out… 😦

What am I going to blog about next week?

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Good times for now…

Good times with Mo (Sept. 25, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on September 25, 2008 by Benj
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There was a little too much information on the show today from deep dark secrets to breast implant procedures, but all in all an entertaining and informative edition of Good Times with Mo…

On to the show’s highlights:

Deep dark secrets

Mo had this brilliant idea of asking the callers to phone in incognito and reveal a deeply held secret that may have been bothering them for the longest time…

A few callers called in with fairly typical secrets, a man who’s been cheating on his wife… A male caller who had a crush on Vince Hizon when he was twelve and who “ungayed” himself by brushing up on FHM and watching straight porn…

There was a disturbing call from a girl who had 5 abortions! Damn, that girl gave me the creeps… Please, if you can’t be good, be careful… Don’t get me wrong here, sex is a wonderful thing, but let’s be responsible for Pete’s sake…. All those babies killed… arrrggghhh

I think Grace gave the best secret away, when she shared the story of an acquaintance of hers who had two boyfriends at the same time… BF#1 was so much older than the girl who was in her 20’s while BF#2 was around her age… Well, the girl got herself knocked up by BF#1 who didn’t want to do the honorable thing… So what does desperate girl do? She tells BF#2 that she was pregnant and the child was his! Poor schmuck fell for this ploy, hook, line and sinker… Now they’ve been married for 6 years and the guy still doesn’t have a clue… πŸ™‚

Hottest Celebrity Showdown Finals

It was as anticlimactic an ending if ever there was one with theΒ  Finals of the Hottest Celebrity Showdown featuring the Dyosa, Anne Curtis vs. the regal Ms. Iza Calzado duking it out… The win was surprising not only because of its lopsided nature but by the fact that my man Mo was thoroughly voted down by the callers, the guests (Dr. Belo and Kho) and by Mojo and Grace…

Despite some heavy lobbying by Mo, Iza won call after call and his in-studio poll was a whitewash as well with his lone vote for Anne being rendered insignificant by the tidal wave of votes for Ms. Iza Calzado…

Eventually, my man Mo had to acknowledge the inevitable and declare Iza Calzado as the official winner of the 2008 Hottest Celebrity Showdown by the Good times show…

Congratulations Iza, you deserve it! So who said the contest was rigged?Β  πŸ™‚

Of liposuction and tummy tucks

Dr. Vicky Belo together with her boyfriend and business partner, Dr. Hayden Kho, were the special guests on today’s show… Not really my cup of tea as I’m not very vain by nature… πŸ™‚

Anyway, I’ll try to encapsulate what I could from all the promotional things said on the show, hehe…

First the plug, the Belo Medical Group is celebrating its 18th year in the business and is offering circa 1990 prices for liposuction services… P30K for the first section and P15K for other areas thereafter… So if you’ve been craving to lop off that tub of lard on your tummy, give their hotline a call… Offer’s good only till Dec. 31 of this year… πŸ™‚

Acne faces and scars

Mo swears by a procedure called Fraxel which basically lightens or totally cleans up scars left by acne or childhood accidents… I heard the price was fairly reasonable so if your face looks like the crater of the moon after a meteor shower or your legs have all the coin denominations minted since the Philippines became a republic, you might want to consider Fraxel…

Celebrities and boob jobs

Mo asked our cosmetic surgeons extraordinaire to confirm his theory that 80% of showbiz personalities have had boob jobs… Dr. Belo said that figure was too high and it’s probably around 60%… She confirmed that Anne and Iza’s were real though… What a nice comforting thought… Somewhere, Baby Jesus is smiling…:)

Sagging boobs and breastfeeding

Dr. Belo also clarified the misconception that having a boob job will affect a mother’s ability to breastfeed her baby… or her husband…Β  She also said that their procedure is superior in that they place the silicone behind the muscle and not under the skin… or something to that effect…hehe

Another interesting trivia is that nearly 80% of her boob job patients are mothers who want to push up their sagging breasts after giving birth… such good news for Grace Lee…

Penile lengthening and sex changes

Oh yeah, they don’t offer either procedure, you’d have to go to the Calayans for the first one and to Thailand for the sex change you’ve always wanted… πŸ™‚

Well enough of that, I’m just plugging along as best as I could but if you have specific questions, please direct it to the Belo Medical Group…

Good luck and happy surgery!

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Good times! πŸ™‚

Good times with Mo (Sept. 24, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2008 by Benj

Wow! Great show today… Lots of interesting topics discussed and some controversy generated by Mo and Mojo, hehe… But I’m getting ahead of myself…

Read on…

Money Matters

It was early in the day and Mo raised an appropriate topic for all those kiddies on their way to school… The question of financial education (or the lack thereof) in the Philippine educational system…

Come to think of it, we do seem to have a dearth of financial management subjects in our school… Mo’s point being that 75% of the subjects we learn in school are rarely if ever are used in our daily lives… Subjects like Theology, PE, Home Economics and the dreaded Military Science are present but basic Financial management subjects are zilch… I’ve never taken one in all my years of schooling… Maybe that’s why we’re in such a financial state most of the time… Maybe subjects like Entrepreneurship, Personal Finance Management and Investing should be standard subjects… πŸ™‚

What’s your take on this guys?

Pepsi vs. Coke

Mo had the ladies undertake a blind taste test of the leading soda brands, Coke and Pepsi, to see if they could identify which was which… It seems like a simple test, right? I mean we can taste both in our “heads” and differentiate them, right? Apparently, not so when you’re blindfolded… πŸ™‚

Mojo got it right, whilst Grace who was oozing with confidence earlier on got it wrong, hehe…

Outrageous celebrity requests

My man Mo did some research and talked to some producers who’ve brought in some foreign artists and asked them about the most peculiar or outrageous requests that these superstars had… From Christina Aguilera’s request for some very expensive bubbly to Justin Timberlake’s request for an entire hotel floor reservation and doorknobs being wiped down with alcohol very hour, his list went from the extravagant to the bizarre… For more outrageous celebrity requests, check out this link

However, there was one common request amongst the majority of the male superstars… Yup, you guessed it, women… I loved Grace Lee’s reaction, hehe… “What do they need the women for? Do they want them to dance for them or maybe to swim with them?” Oh come on, Grace! Seriously, I’ve watched my share of Korean porn and you guys can definitely get the jiggy on… I guess you truly are Filipina, our version of Maria Korea… πŸ™‚

Mojo tried to slip a blind item on the listeners by telling a story about a famous R&B singer who was here in the Philippines recently and asked to be taken to Makati for some late night action… Apparently, the girl he liked refused to go with them… I’m just guessing here but maybe, just maybe, she was put off by the reputation of African American men… I mean he probably was a walking tripod… πŸ™‚

Mo, irrespressible as always, said: “You’re talking about Brian McKnight, right?” Mojo invoked the Fifth Amendment, hehe…Β  I hope they don’t get into trouble for that.. Brian’s been a naughty boy, eh?

Hottest Celebrity Showdown KC Concepcion vs. Anne Curtis (ABS-CBN bracket)

And for the results of the contest that’s sweeping the nation… Top seeded KC Concepcion went toe to toe with powerhouse Anne Curtis… Now, I’m sure most of you guys thought that this would be a tight contest with Mo tipping the balance in favor of Anne as he’s never been shy in expressing his fantasies about the luscious Ms. Curtis…

But, surprise, surprise, the callers and the texters went for Anne Curtis with KC getting a single pathetic vote… Too bad, I would have wanted KC to have put up a good fight but this one was a whitewash…

I won’ t even tell you how our trio voted… They would have triggered a revolution if KC won, hehe…

Our resident Dyosa moves on to the finals to face the winner of the GMA bracket…

Iza and Rhiann call the show

The two lovely ladies competing for the final slot in the GMA bracket both called the show to lobby for some votes and I’d have to say both were very impressive… Classy and with just the appropriate humility to come off as sincere… Rhiann even voted for Iza… Mo said she was trying to play the sympathy card… πŸ™‚

Oh and the website Mo was talking about was http://www.jailbait.com…

Hottest celebrity showdown Iza Calzado vs. Rhiann Ramos (GMA Bracket)

It’s the end of the line for one of these classy ladies and they certainly fought the good fight… It was a nip and tuck affair for both ladies with the horndogs voting for Rhiann and Iza surprisingly getting the vote of the DOM (Dirty old men) bloc…

In the end, it was Iza getting the nod of the trio and the listeners… It was really close and in total contrast to the KC vs. Anne tiff earlier…

Iza moves on to the finals to meet Anne Curtis… Congratulations!

Go Iza!

DOM impersonation

Speaking of DOM’s, Mo did a hilarious impersonation of a DOM calling the show, hehe… I was laughing like a hyena and I had my earphones on and I looked like a jackass!

Too funny, Mo!

Tomorrow’s show

Aside from the finals of the 2008 Hottest Celebrity Showdown, tomorrow’s show will have Dr. Vicky Belo and Dr. Hayden Kho as special guests of Good times with Mo… They’re celebrating the 18th year of the Belo Medical Group and they’re offering liposuction services at circa 1990 prices… Yup, P30,000.00 to suck off that flabby midsection or that hanging buttline…

Check them out, hehe… Free plugging, Mo!

Should be a good one tomorrow…

Till then… I’m out of here…

Good times!

Good times with Mo (Sept. 16, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , on September 16, 2008 by Benj

Funny show today with Mo causing a traffic jam in front of Boy Abunda’s billboard along EDSA near Robinson’s Pioneer… But I’m getting ahead of myself, here’s the show’s recap in its natural order:

Young Love

Early in the show, most callers are students on their way to school and a very young caller phoned in to a ask Professor Mo’s advice on her love problem…

Her young beau apparently left abroad after their brief relationship (less than a month) and she was heartbroken…

As adults we tend to brush these things aside but when you’re young everything tends to get magnified and you feel like it’s the end of the world…:)

It’s good though that Mo does take the time to talk to these young callers and I’ll have to say, he gives very sensible advice… Props Professor Mo…

Of Cruel Intentions and lost innocence

The topic then shifted to Grace Lee and how she lost her virginity… Apparently she was moved by the movie Cruel Intentions and the beautifully shot “love making” scenes in the movie… End result, cherry popped… πŸ™‚

I’ll have to give it to girls though, they can weave the most imaginatively romantic stories around how they lost their virginities… For guys, it’s basically, wham bam thank you mam… I mean, being the horndogs that we are, we just can’t wait to lose it and I would say that the vast majority didn’t particularly care how they lost it, as long as they did it with a girl and not with their hands… πŸ™‚

Sex Education

Do you still remember how you learned about the birds and the bees? Well, according to Mojo, his dad sat him down with his brothers and gave them a lecture about using protection with their girlfriends (Mojo was straight then)… πŸ™‚

Both Grace and Mo studied in St. Paul and for Grace at least, the “evils” of pre-marital sex were taught in a rather gross manner with the showing of abortion videos… I mean that’s pretty gross with a video of the abortive procedure being shown to young and impressionable girls… I just can’t hang with that…

Mo showed a video to the two “girls” of a pretty graphic sex education video complete with an “insider” view of the act, and I do mean “inside”… πŸ™‚

Mo said he’ll upload it somewhere… We’ll see… Though I hardly think it’ll inspire your libidos… But then again, you never know…

Hottest Celebrity Showdown (ABS-CBN bracket)

We’re nearing the end of our search for the most prestigious award in all of radio, Good Times’Β  Hottest Celebrity Showdown… Today’s combatants for the ABS-CBN bracket were both highly touted and predictably, the contest went down the wire with Lobo’s Angel Locsin taking on the Diyosa, Anne Curtis…

Now, Mo’s never made a secret of the fact that he thinks Anne is uber hot but during the early goings, Angel looked headed for a stunning upset with caller after caller voting for Angel Locsin… But in the end with Mo putting his foot down, the win eventually went to Anne Curtis… If I recall correctly, Mojo was for Angel and Mo and Grace went for Anne…

A lot of callers were pissed that Anne won but hey, it’s his show and what my man Mo says goes… It was Pacquiao-Marquez II close… and so Anne moves on to face the winner of the KC Concepcion vs. Angelica Panganiban showdown…

Boy Abunda Billboard

On to the billboard… Mo asked me to post the picture on the blog’s front page so that the listeners can check it out while they talked about it…

A lot of words were thrown around during the show (none were flattering) including last night wherein blog reader Carol said that the billboard was scary and could cause serious psychological damage to a child, hehe…

A listener texted in and said that there was a traffic jam along EDSA in front of the billboard during the show, hehe… Blame Mo Twister if you were late coz of the traffic… πŸ™‚

A caller said the billboard reminded him of Pinhead of Hellraiser fame… But personally, I thought they were going for the Morpheus look as played by Laurence Fishburne in the Matrix trilogy… A gay version of him though… πŸ™‚

What do guys think?

Hottest Celebrity Showdown (GMA bracket)

And finally, to close the show we had the GMA bracket of the Hottest Celebrity Showdown with the classy Iza Calzado taking on the “whore hot” Ehra Madrigal…

I mean if the category was purely boner inspiring material this would be a no contest… I mean Iza Calzado is the girl you bring home to Mom but Ehra is the girl youΒ  have an affair with… πŸ™‚

Again, a close fight with other horndogs voting for Ehra and Mo, Mojo and Grace going with the classy Iza Calzado… It’s really a matter of taste and as I said it’s Mo’s show… πŸ™‚

Iza moves on to final round… Good luck Iza!

Quote of the day:

I want to put a baby in her…
by Mo Twister…

Awwwwww, how poetic…

Good times!


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