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Good times with Mo (Oct. 13, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2008 by Benj
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Woohoo! After a week of missing our favorite radio show, the gang’s back together with DJ Miguel! Well, Mojo was “manning” the fort during the previous week but hour long discussions on diamonds and melamine weren’t overwhelmingly entertaining….

Lots of good stuff on the show today and so without further ado, here’s the show:

Movie talk

As is usual for the show, Mo started with some light topics including the latest movies in town… Mo’s recommended movie, Tropic Thunder, starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr. has an interesting concept, it’s basically a movie within a movie… Oh and by the way, try to find Robert Downey, Jr. in this movie when you see it… ๐Ÿ™‚

Other movies:

Mirrors –ย  Mo suggests that we give it a miss… We’ll I’ve downloaded it already, should be worth a peek…

Twilight Movie – I guess a lot of Edward Cullen fans are hankering for this movie, it’s coming out on the 21st of November…

By the way, if you’re a fan of vampires and humans falling in love, there’s a series on HBO which you might want to check out… It’s called “True Blood” and it’s on my watch list right now… I’m at episode 5 already and I’d have to say it’s a very interesting show and considerably more mature than Twilight…

For the horndogs out there, there’s a lot of sex between vampires and humans in this series and some bondage as well, hehe… Kinky, I know…

Check it out on your favorite torrent sites…

Kim Kardashian at 14

My man Mo’s been keeping “abreast” of the latest Kim Kardashian news and as he shared earlier in the show, Kim’s posted a picture of herself on her blogsite when she was 14 years old… Her “point” was to squash rumors that she’s had work done on her voluptuous bod…

Damn, I’d have to admit that Kim was too smoking hot at age 14… Not very pretty though but she sure filled out that bikini really well… When Filipina girls are just having their training bras and braces put on, Kim was already wearing bikinis and showing off some impressive cup C cleavage…

I’d have to say “Amen” to that…

Britney Spears video

Speaking of skanks, Mo’s favorite singer, Britney Spears, just released a new music video entitled “Womanizer”… I just checked out the video and I’ll have to say that Britney’s personal trainer and cosmetic surgeon are worth the thousands of dollars she’s paying them…

Her sauna scenes in the video are worth the price of admission… The problem with Britney is that her “hotness” is off again, on again… She hasn’t attained that level of consistency in terms of hotness…

By the way, as an aside, I guess Britney’s not setting the best example for her younger sister, 17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears, who’s pregnant with her 2nd child! She had her 1st one at age 16… They’re sure starting them young over there…

More of that later…

Osama bin Laden poetry

During the show, the infamous Osama bin Laden, terrorist leader extraordinaire and the “brains” behind the deadly 9/11 attacks, “called” the show to promote his new book of poetry… ๐Ÿ™‚

Yup, you read it right, the man known for executing his own people and killing thousands of innocent people has a “sensitive” side…

Now, how famous has Mo Twister gotten that even “Osama” is calling for some airtime on the GTWM show? George “Dubya” Bush has been hunting Bin Laden for the past 8 years and he hasn’t had as much as a sniff of a missile lock on this elusive desert fox…

Our turbanned guest, recited some “romantic” poems which were pretty funny… Not sidesplittingly funny but he had me throwing down some loud guffaws…

Check out Tonting and Jordan’s site later for the recordings…

Rihanna and Chris Brown in concert

I’ve got to score some tickets to this concert… Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown are confirmed to be holding a concert here in the Fort on November 16… If you get the tickets between Oct. 15-31, you get a discount and I believe that the tickets are very reasonably priced considering the caliber and fame of the singers…

Ticket prices are at P 3090, P 1545, and P 309. Regular ticket prices (from November 1 to 16) are at P10300,ย  5150, 3090 and 618. For inquiries and reservations, you can call Ticketworld at 891-9999.

Piolo’s junk

Ever observant Mo noted that there’s a new Bench billboard of Piolo Pascual northbound from SLEX which apparently had our radio diva Mojo Jojo all aflutter… The reason? Piolo was shirtless and the “bulge” he was packing in his pants was enough to poke one in the eye…

It was too big that Mo wondered if it was “digitally enhanced” (i.e. Photoshopped)…

Couldn’t care less really… ๐Ÿ™‚

105 year old virgin

Another interesting piece of news from Mo… A little old lady from Britain is claiming that she may be the world’s oldest virgin… 105 year old Clara Meadmore, attributes celibacy as the reason for her longevity…

She’s not a virgin because of religious reasons according to her… “I have just never been interested in sex. I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things.”

I thought that she was a gargoyle when she was younger and that was the reason she hasn’t been throwing it down but even in her 30’s she didn’t look half bad…

Mo said that he’ll have to take one for the team and devirginize the old lady… ROTFLMAO!

That’s pretty gross even for you Mo, hehe…

Maybe you can ask Shigeo Tokuda (a 73 year old porn star from Japan) to take one for the team instead… ๐Ÿ™‚

Flapjack’s freebies

Flapjack’s restaurant gave away free meals today to the first 100 listeners of GTWM who showed up at their Greenhills branch and said the correct password “Anne Curtis’ mole”…

Too bad the other password ideas Mo had happened after they announced the password on air…

The secondary passwords were:

  1. I’m in love with my first cousin
  2. I have STD (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)

That would have been hilarious!

Breast feeding

Speaking of Jamie Lynn Spears earlier, she got pregnant for the second time because she thought that since she was breastfeeding her 1st child, she couldn’t get pregnant again…

This triggered a discussion as to the merits of this idea… I mean we’ve all heard this at one time or another but is it really true? Well I did some research and I found out that it only “reduces” your chance of getting pregnant but you should have a secondary contraceptive plan to ensure that you don’t get pregnant…

Oh and the secondary contraceptive plan I’m talking about doesn’t involve breastfeeding the father too… ๐Ÿ™‚

Mojo’s hair

Mo dissed Mojo’s hair on air and said that he’s the most unfashionable gay guy he’s ever known… Apparently, Mojo had some sort of Mohawk action going on right now… Not quite Mr. T but close…

Maybe Mojo should start watching “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” re-runs… ๐Ÿ™‚

Mo’s new show on ANC

I just watched Mo’s new show on ANC entitled IMO (In My Opinion with Mo Twister) and it was freaking hilarious… Mo was on point last night (it was aired live) and I loved the show’s concept…

I’ll put up a blog about it later… Watch for it, hehe… Too funny!

Till then, I’m out of here…

Great times!

Good times with Mo (Oct. 2, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , on October 2, 2008 by Benj
Happy Birthday Grace!

Happy Birthday Grace!

Sorry for the late post but It was an excellently gross show today with Grace’s birthday celebration and a hilarious prank on Mojo Jojo perpetrated by Mo in connivance with the birthday girl…

Happy Birthday Grace!

Let’s check out the show’s highlights:

Boys will be boys

Mo related a story about one Andrew Lee, who died after ingesting uber hot chili sauce in a competition with his girlfriend’s brother… I’d like to see the recipe of that fatal chili sauce… Should be pretty yummy… ๐Ÿ™‚

Well, I guess Mo’s point is that boys will be boys and will engage in all manner of stupid bets just to see if they could outdo their buddies… Just check out the Jackass movies and TV show and you’ll know what I mean…

Mo and his childhood friends used to have a contest wherein they’d stand several feet apart with theirย  mouths open and see which one can successfully spit into the other guy’s mouth, hehe…

Mojo, (yes, he was a boy once), used to setup ramps and other stuff for their BMX bike tricks competition with friends… One boy landed badly on the handlebars during a particularly difficult trick… Ouch!

I can empathize coz I did a whole bunch of crazy stuff during my younger years, too… hehe

Now, you’d never see girls doing that… I guess they’re just wired differently…

What crazy sh*t did you get yourself into when you were younger?

Manny Villar excerpts

For those who didn’t know it yet, Manny Villar was on the show yesterday and Mo played some excerpts from their interview with the Senate President… Cool guy

I blogged about it also and you can check out the highlights below…

Grace Lee polygraph

One of the highlights of the show was when Grace Lee was strapped onto a polygraph machine and asked some controversial questions by Mo, Mojo and the callers…

Now, let me tell you this, Grace leads a blissfully innocent life, hehe… My monicker for her is “Maria Korea” or a play on our traditional “Maria Clara” and she proved me so right, hehe… I mean you’d expect that we’d pick up some dirt on her but all in all her answers were pretty safe and though she was caught in a few lies there was nothing over the top which made me go… “Oooohh… Grace Lee is that you?”

I didn’t get all the questions and all her answers coz I was concentrating on driving but there were some pretty explicit questions by some horndogs out there, hehe…

I might go through all the questions later when I get the time to sit down and hear the recordings of today’s show but some funnier questions and her answers were:

  1. Have you ever had sex in the past month? Grace: NO… Polygraph: TRUTH… Mo said that she’d better start using it or else cobwebs tend to form on it, hehe…
  2. Are you a high maintenance biatch? Grace: NO… Polygraph: TRUTH… Mojo said that she actually believes it that’s why the polygraph said she was telling the truth, hehe…
  3. Do you think that Mojo lies more than the average person? Grace: NO… Polygraph: SHE’S LYING… Grace got into so much trouble with Mojo here!
  4. Have you ever fantasized about Mo? Grace: NO… Polygraph: SHE’S LYING… Not in a sexual way though which was a big blow to Mo’s ego, hehe.. That’s got to hurt, man!
  5. Are you attracted to powerful politicians? Grace: NO… Polygraph: TRUTH… Mo: Boring!
  6. Have you ever had an orgasm? Grace: What kind of question is that… YES… Polygraph: TRUTH… Grace: See, you’re underestimating my boyfriend!
  7. Have you ever been intimate with anybody other than a boyfriend? Grace: NO… Polygraph: TRUTH… Arrrgggh… See what I mean?

I’m sure I missed some more but I’ll try to update this with all the questions and answers later… ๐Ÿ™‚

Britney Spears lip synching

Mo played a clip from yesterday’s show which illustrated something which I’ve always suspected… Britney Spears can’t sing… It was a recording leaked by a technician during a concert of Britney where she was lip synching to one of her older songs…

She sounded like a banshee having her gall bladder removed… Even yours truly sounds better when I’m taking a shower…

I’ll try to post the link to the Britney Spears clip or if you have it, then just drop me a comment and I’ll update the blog so we can all share a good laugh later…

Poop prank

In honor of Grace’s birthday, my man planned a prank on our favorite gay DJ, Mojo Jojo… Of course he couldn’t have pulled it off without the connivance of our Maria Korea a.k.a. Grace Lee…

In typically twisted Mo Twister fashion, Mo told a story about buying Grace Lee a gift for her birthday and asking Mojo’s help for a surprise… Unfortunately, it was Mojo who was unpleasantly surprised…

Mo asked Mojo to put on a blindfold and guess the contents of a plastic bag which he allegedly used to “wrap” Grace’s gift. Mo made a big show of the fact that the gift was expensive, that he was sure Grace would love it… Poor Mojo, was he in for a nasty surprise…

After some groping and guessing, Mojo finally thought to smell the “gift” and he nearly retched at the smell… Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it was poop…

Mo initially claimed it was his own poop (which really grossed me out)…ย  But he eventually admitted that it was dog poop… hehehe

Mo and Grace were laughing so hard that they were in tears… It was definitely priceless… I’m sure a lot of listeners who were just about to have their breakfasts either lost it or tuned out the trio, hehe…

Great one Mo, you’re a freaking genius… Famas award for Mr. Twister please!

Oh yeah, Mojo tried to get his revenge by throwing the poop at Mo and Grace… My ears hurt from all the screaming as my stereo was turned on full blast, hehe…

The whole booth smelled of poop, boy, was I glad I wasn’t there! ๐Ÿ™‚

Great times!

Mutual funds

After the poop cleared and the booth was scrubbed down with a year’s supply of Lysol… Everybody turned their attention to a financial adviser whom Grace brought to the show to provide some sound financial advice…

Grace’s friend and financial adviser Raymond, gave some eye popping numbers in terms of returns for minimal investments in financial instruments known as “mutual funds”…

Basically, these are pooled funds from investors which are then managed by a professional fund manager who invests these monies in high yielding investments… Returns are then apportioned according to each individual investor’s proportionate investment…

Do your research guys and consult the professionals as this is your hard earned money but if you’re convinced then go for it!

Haaaay, no good times for next week… I guess I’ll just search for something related to the good times show to blog about next week…

I hope you guys still drop by now and then, hehe…

Good times!

UPDATE: It was Mo’s poop after all… See the whole story by Mo himself in the comments section of this post… And check out Mojo’s reaction, hehehe… Too funny!