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Good Times with Mo (Nov. 5, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 5, 2008 by Benj
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Another super delayed blog post by yours truly… Sorry guys, I’m on the road right now on a business trip which is basically the reason for the delay. I hope you guys aren’t too pissed… πŸ™‚

It was a super funny show today but extremely difficult to blog particularly the last part of the show as Mo talked about a section I couldn’t keep up with… Read on for the details…

Death in the family

The show started on a rather somber note as a caller phoned in to reach out to Mo and the gang as he had recently lost his mother… The caller was on the verge of tears as he related the suddeness of the passing of his Mom due to cardiac arrest…

Ron, the caller, imparted a little message to the listeners asking them to never hesitate to hug their loved ones and say “I love you”.

While Mo was sympathetic, he did play “Too little, too late” by Jojo after the call… πŸ™‚

Time wasters

My man Mo Twister, the inveterate Internet researcher that he is, recommended some additional time wasters for our browser’s bookmarks… πŸ™‚

  1. http://www.ruinedphotos.com – Have you ever had a photo opportunity you thought was just perfect? Only to find out after viewing the photo that some idiot in the background totally ruined it for you. That’s the premise of this website and I’ll have to say, the photos on this site are hi-larious… πŸ™‚
  2. http://totalylookslike.com – Another time waster but will assuredly make you go… “Oo nga ano…” is this site… It has a catalogue of pictures submitted by the readers on the subject of look alikes… From people, to animals to things… These side by side photos will make you do a doubletake and ask yourself if these guys were separated at birth… πŸ™‚

Check out these sites, they’ll make sure your time spent on the net is even longer, hehe…

Best GF in the world

It’s now official, Grace Lee is the best girlfriend in the world… The reason? She trusts her boyfriend so much that she allows him to go to girly bars like Pegasus while he’s here in the country (probably to bars in Korea too)… They also have an arrangement wherein she said that she would understand if he was ever tempted into infidelity just as long as she didn’t know about it….

Damn, Grace! I wish all girls were like you, hehe…

Her boyfriend is like James Bond, 007, License to Cheat…

Now you can’t get a cushier deal than that, guys!

When do you get married?

A caller phoned in for some advice regarding his bestfriend’s plan to get married… He thinks that his friend and his girl aren’t emotionally and financially ready for marriage…

Mo said that if they aren’t ready then don’t get married… Plain and simple… Being married and not being financially ready is a big strain on the relationship and could result in a breakup…

This generated a lot of debate from Mojo and the callers who were of the opposite view…

I have one theory though, the caller sounded really gay and methinks he may have an ulterior motive as to why he’s asking for this advice… Perhaps he wanted the “friend” for himself… πŸ™‚

Damn, I’m starting to think like Mo, hehe…

Condometrics

Whew, my man Mo has really been spending too much time on the internet when he can research about the latest and greatest breakthroughs in prophylactics… That’s condoms for you and me…

Introducing CONDOMETRICS – Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.

Geez, check it out on their website

6 countries with badass anthems

Regular listeners of the Good Time Show will undoubtedly know about Mo’s fascination with flags and other symbols of heraldry of various countries… He’s even got a Philippine flag tatoo…

Now of course, a nation cannot exist without its flag and anthem as it proclaims its identity, its pride and liberty… Mo did some research again and came up with the 6 most badass lyrics from the national anthems of these countries…

Coming in at No. 6 is Algeria with their National Anthem called “The Pledge”

We are soldiers in revolt for truth
And we have fought for our independence.
When we spoke, nobody listened to us,
So we have taken the noise of gunpowder as our rhythm
And the sound of machine guns as our melody

At No. 5 is Italy… Yes, the land of pizza and pasta apparently has a violent streak as well… read on…

Mercenary swords
Are feeble reeds,
And the Austrian eagle
Has lost his plumes.
This eagle that drunk the blood
of Italy and Poland,
togheter with the Cossack,
But this has burned his gut
Let us gather in legions,
Ready to die!
Italy has called!

No. 4 is Hungary… The land of the Magyars and paprika apparently are a bit on the bloodthirsty side as well:

Castle stood, now a heap of stones
Happiness and joy fluttered,
Groans of death, weeping
Now sound in their place.
And Ah! Freedom does not bloom
From the blood of the dead,
Torturous slavery’s tears fall
From the burning eyes of the orphans!

No. 3 is Turkey… Ruffa’s husband came from this land and you can probably guess why they’ve broken up…

For only then, shall my fatigued tombstone, if there is one, prostrate a thousand times in ecstasy,
And tears of fiery blood shall flow out of my every wound,
And my lifeless body shall gush out from the earth like an eternal spirit,
Perhaps only then, shall I peacefully ascend and at long last reach the heavens.
So that our every last drop of blood may finally be blessed and worthy
So ripple and wave like the bright dawning sky, oh thou glorious crescent,

At no. 2 is the land of Charles de Gaulle… Now this song is bloodthirsty in the extreme…. It’s a strong contender for no. 1 in my opinion…

Bloody flag is raised! (repeat)
In the countryside, do you hear
The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
They come right to our arms
To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!

Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

And finally, the bloodiest anthem of all, from the land of the Vietcong and the girls who just love to say… “I love you long time!”, Vietnam:

Our flag, red with the blood of victory, bears the spirit of our country
The distant rumbling of the guns mingles with our marching song.
The path to glory passes over the bodies of our foes.

Celebrity appearances

Tis the season to be jolly and with it comes X’mas parties… As is customary in X’mas parties, particularly for large companies, they invite celebrities to host, sing a song or just look pretty or handsome as the case may be…

My man Mo, in typical fashion did a survey amongst, A-list and non-A-list celebrities to see how much it will cost you if you wanted to have them over for your birthday, a X’mas party or anything else you might want to throw just to flaunt to the world how filthy rich you are… πŸ™‚

We’ll start with the bottom feeders first and progress upwards… πŸ™‚

For celebrities:

  1. Jon Lapuz – P50K
  2. Iwa Moto – P80K… Hmmm, I wonder? πŸ‘Ώ
  3. Isabel Oli – P100K
  4. Tim Yap – P150K… that’s a lot of coke… πŸ™‚
  5. Ruffa Mae – P200K
  6. Diether Ocampo – P200K
  7. Dingdong Dantes – P250K

For singers/bands:

  1. Kamikaze – P180K
  2. Parokya ni Edgar – P220K
  3. Bamboo – P250K
  4. Gary V – P750K up to a cool P1M
  5. Eraserheads – P10M and up!!!

Darn, I knew I was in the wrong business… 😦

Foreign phrases that could get you in trouble

This is where everything went downhill for me, hehe…. I couldn’t keep up with Mo’s foreign phrases and their equivalent meanings and I just gave up and laughed and just listened… You could probably check out Tonting’s recordings and just laugh like I did…

Great, great show today…

Exceptional performance from Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee…

Till next time… Ooops, by the way, tomorrow’s blog will likely be delayed as well as I’ll probably be busy the whole day… Check back in the afternoon or evenings if you’re still craving to read my regular dose of vomitus… πŸ™‚

Good times!

Good times with Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee (Sept. 1, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on September 1, 2008 by Benj
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Photo courtesy of wikipedia

First of all, thanks to Grace Lee who made mention of my blog on the Good times show this morning! Thanks for the plug, Grace! She said my blog was even better than their own official website… πŸ™‚ Now that’s a compliment!

Today’s episode centred on the Twilight series of books, (well at least the part that I caught, hehe…)

Twilight

For those who may be unfamiliar with the Twilight series, Twilight is a young adult vampire novel written by author Stephenie Meyer, originally published in hardcover in 2005. It is the first book of the Twilight series, and introduces seventeen-year-old Isabella “Bella” Swan who moves from Phoenix, Arizona to Forks, Washington, and finds her life in danger when she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen.

The series comprises four books:

  1. Twilight
  2. New Moon
  3. Eclipse
  4. Breaking Dawn

A caller called in and gave some nice inputs about the book, though they aren’t that accurate though… There is a fair degree of violence in the book, albeit its toned down a bit and not as grisly as you would probably expect and some sex particularly in the last book… Fairly good writing though… Well, it won’t win any Pulitzer awards but you get my drift… πŸ™‚

I have an ebook of the series so drop me a line if you want to read it… πŸ™‚

Mo and Mojo haven’t read the book yet so they were debating as to whether to read it, hehe… My man Mo was of the opinion that if it didn’t have boobs, it didn’t deserve a read… πŸ™‚

Grace Lee vs. Sam Oh

Regular caller Bien (who is blind) called in to initiate a debate about the million dollar Kimchi question… Who’s the hotter Korean chick on radio? Grace Lee or Sam Oh?

Well let’s do a head to head comparison shall we?

  1. Face – while both have the typical Oriental features, Grace’s face is more visually appealing than Sam’s (well at least in my opinion) but it’s really very close… Grace wins this one by a “nose”… πŸ™‚
  2. Body – need I say more? 36D’s baby…
  3. Brains – well you’ve got to have the complete package right? Sam wins this one! While Grace is without a doubt a very intelligent girl, I’ll have to give this to Sam Oh (just because she has better grammar)… πŸ™‚ Just kidding, I love you Grace! πŸ™‚

And the winner is Grace Lee! Close fight (2-1)

Granny boobs

And to close the show, Grace’s Granny boobs… I think the last caller put it succintly… Every man who was listening to the show who had a woody, lost it! πŸ™‚

For those who didn’t catch it, Grace related how she was worried about her boobs when she gives birth or when she gets old… Apparently, her grandma, from whom she inherited those man pacifiers, had an even bigger rack and when age (and gravity) took its toll, Granny’s boobs sagged to waist level…So low in fact, that she had to sling them over her shoulders when wearing a belt???

Images of National Geographic tribal shows floating in my head… Ewww… 😦

Not the most libido inspiring discussion, but good for some laughs!

Now where’s the nearest copy of FHM’s cover for September IWA MOTO? I’ve got to get the image of granny boobs out of my head… πŸ™‚

Till next time…

I’m out of here…. Good times!