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Good Times with Mo (January 28, 2009)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on January 28, 2009 by Benj
The ever reliable tabo

The ever reliable tabo

Today’s show was hi-larious! The trio was on point and had me in stitches! Darn, I looked like an idiot whilst driving with this stupid grin on my face, hehe… Arrgggghh, my cheeks hurt from smiling too much…

A lot of the callers were really funny and really contributed to the quality of the show…

Great job guys!

Read on for the highlights:

Pinoy guy fired for using water

Mo got an update about this story which pissed off all Pinoys who heard or read about it… A brief backgrounder: A Pinoy working in Australia was fired from his job apparently because he uses water instead of tissue to clean his ass after taking a dump…

Very typical Pinoy right?

In its defense, the company which fired our kababayan stated that they had previously warned the guy about his habit of washing his ass instead of using tissue because he would splash water all over the bowl in the process of cleaning his privates and he’d leave disgusting fecal matter on the side and rim of the bowl…

Yeah, not a very appetizing vision I would imagine… Sorry for the graphic description, hehe…

I guess it’s up to the courts to decide, as for me… Tabo pa rin, hehe…

judgemyjunk.org updates

No, I haven’t sent in a picture of my junk yet but I’m seriously considering it, hehe… What I’m curious to find out is if any of my readers have actually sent in a picture of their junk… Come on, fess up guys!

A caller named Totoy Obama sent in a pic of his junk with the Philippine Star edition featuring President Barack Obama being sworn into office… Nothing unusual in that except that this guy was exceptionally “gifted” and he drew raves from Mo and Mojo… Their only critique was that it twisted to the left and then to the right, hehe….

Mo also asked the uber hot girl who sent a photo of her body for Mo’s delectation, hehe… It’s currently serving as Mo’s wallpaper! Calling hot girl, please call the show!

Naming your junk

Mo commented on men’s habit of naming their junks and he went round the table and asked Mojo and Grace if they’ve ever named their junk… Mo started off by stating that his junk is named Stanley… Nothing too flashy, he said because it’s always better to be understated and then exceed expectations… πŸ™‚

Mojo named his “Shalimar” hehe… Gaaaayyyyy! Oh yeah, he is gay… what am I talking about? πŸ™‚

Maria Korea of course hadn’t even thought of naming her junk, what a weird idea, hehe… A caller suggested Rose… Yeah, it sounds good… it sounds “pristine”… Perfect for Grace…

Some callers gave their two cents on this topic, among them:

  1. “Jack” – fairly obvious and I’m guessing his last name is “Off”
  2. “Boyet” – this one had me in stitches, the name was so pedestrian and so Pinoy, hehe…
  3. “El Filibusterismo” – solid…
  4. “Bin Laden” – coz it was so hairy and when it got mad, it’ll “terrorize” your ass… πŸ™‚

What’s your junk called?

Bogus call

There was this caller who was so fake he was funny… He claimed to be a doctor from Vegas and he said that he was on a Northwest flight when an “emergency” happened on the plane and he played “hero”…. He kept changing details of his story and he used terms which a “real” doctor wouldn’t use…

Of course the human lie detector named Mo saw through his story quickly enough but he allowed him to continue because the manner in which he spoke was so theatrical it was hi-larious… πŸ™‚

Ahhh, what some guys will do for their two minutes of fame…

Presidentiables

A caller phoned in and asked them who their top picks are for President of the republic after President GMA steps down from public office…

Among the names floated by Grace was Chiz (of course!!!)… I love you Chiz Escudero! Mo felt though that he would be better served by running for VP and getting some more experience under his belt considering his relative youth… But then again, the people are fickle and in politics, timing is everything…

Manny’s name was nominated by Mojo and I think Mo agreed on this one… I have my doubts that Manny will win though, he just doesn’t seem to have the X factor which defines the next president…

BF? Nah, the whole Philippines will probably be gayer than Mojo Jojo… I mean, come on, pink everywhere?

Jobama Binay already has a slogan – “Jobama, barako para sa pagbabago”… Yeah right! And their political dynasty represents change? I’m willing to bet that there will be a Binay ruling Makati when I’m already using a cane, addicted to Viagra and choking on my dentures while eating tikoy…

Prostate cancer

Mo presented this rather scary research to all the horndogs out there… It’s a cautionary tale so it behooves our species to listen… Recent studies have indicated that excessive jacking off will increase your chances of having prostate cancer…

Damn! And all this while I thought it was good for your health…

Ergo, I suggest a hiatus for Mary Palmer guys… Give her a break for now… πŸ™‚

Charlize!

There was this lady caller who got me all hot and bothered, hehe… Her name was Charlize and she was asking if it was normal for guys to NOT jack off…

The reason that she asked was that Mo had earlier propounded that it is the norm for men to have their way with themselves if they’re alone and naked…

She eventually confessed that it was her boyfriend who had this peculiarity and that her sex drive was stronger than his… She wanted it at least twice a day and thrice on Sundays, hehe…

As expected, all the guys listening in at the time started to text in and ask for Charlize’s number… Yours truly included, hehe… Some particularly desperate ones proclaimed their undying love (lust?) and claimed that Charlize was their soulmate, hehe… Yeah right!

Charlize, my email is pinoydiscus@gmail.com…. Sorry, just had to get that one out there, hehe…

Consensual rape

Another caller who had an interesting story to share asked for advice on what to do after her boyfriend of 2 years got her drunk and proceeded to have his way with her…

Mojo and Grace immediately cried “RAPE!” but Mo was more sedate and tried to elicit more information from our caller… Apparently, they’re back together despite the forced entry as the caller stated that she still “loved” the guy despite his actions…

Mo’s advice, break up with the guy… Partly because of what he did but more importantly so she could be her own woman and not have to follow whatever this guy says…

Methinks the advice is sound…

What do you think guys?

Very, very entertaining show today and sorry for the lack of a blog yesterday… Just swamped with work… πŸ™‚

Well it pays the bills… What can I say? πŸ™‚

Good times!

Good Times with Mo (Nov. 17, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on November 17, 2008 by Benj
St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

Wow, good show today… My man Mo is back and everything’s right with the universe again, hehe…

Secret sharing is back and some of the kinkiest and gross out stuff was shared mostly on the text line…

Read on for the hightlights:

Catholic schools and broken families

Mo started off the discussion with the practice of some Catholic schools of pre-screening students before accepting them on the basis of their family structure… If you come from a broken family, you’re basically out… It just seems to me to be misguided piety and a “holier than thou” attitude which would be counterintuitive to the teachings of the Church…

Another thing is their practice of kicking out students who get pregnant while still studying… I mean they’re already traumatized as it is… Talk about rubbing salt to the wounds!

What’s your take on this guys?

Jobama for President

If you’ve been reading the papers in the past week, incumbent Makati Mayor Jojo Binay has openly declared his intention to run for President in the 2010 election even going so far as to declare himself as the Obama of the Philippines or Jobama… Sheesh… Come on Binay give me a break…

Mo himself was incredulous whilst reading the news… Obama ran and won on a platform of change but Binay is trapo if ever there was one… I mean their whole family is running Makati… Admittedly not a bad administrator but their family’s practice of substituting for one another once their term limits run out in order to circumvent the law smacks of greed for power and the lack of delicadeza…

Other than the color of their skin, Binay is nothing like Obama…

Sharon’s reward

Also in the news, Sharon Cuneta has offered from P5 to P10M big ones to anybody who can prove that her husband has a paramour… That’s a lot of moolah just to shut up her detractors…

I don’t know the background of this story (nor do I particularly care) but if anybody out there has proof, here’s your chance to put your money where your mouth is (or at least get money where your mouth is), hehe…

Poker and Mojo

It seems that our favorite bohemian DJ Mojo is indulging in one of life’s pleasures again… According to Mo and Grace, Mojo is now “addicted” to gambling… It seems that Mojo has been hitting the tables a lot recently and this brought up a discussion as to whether one can make a decent living playing poker exclusively…

Two professional poker players called in with the first one, Daniel, claiming that he had a system which he strictly adhered to in order to prevent uncountable losses at the poker table… He’s only willing to lose P30K a day playing poker and if he hits that maximum target, he gets up and stops playing… Even better when he doubles up his capital to P60K, he’s out of there… That takes a lot of discipline and good for him if he adheres to that system… Oh and his take for this month? P220K…

Another pro, who’s wife called in initially and woke him up to chime in with his experiences on the poker circuit…. His current earnings for 2008? P9M with losses of P4.5M… That puts him still ahead by P4.5M roughly… Mo was so jealous, hehe…

Boobs Lee

I don’t know how the topic drifted to nicknames but Mo has an interesting new nickname for Grace… Yup, it’s Boobs Lee, hehe… I got a good laugh out of that one…

That’s 10X better than my Maria Korea one…

Fame and cheating

Mo talked about the recent controversial picture of married U2 frontman and famed philantrophist Bono or St. Bono as he is also widely known… And he has come up with another controversial theory… Fame and cheating go hand in hand…

In particular, rockstars are the ones most exposed to groupies and other sources of temptation… I guess it comes with the territory… I mean fame seems to attract all sorts of people… I know my man Mo has a number of girls willing to do the jiggy with him because of his fame…

Ah, what a life…

Ricky Reyes for Senator

Another silly topic which was discussed which had me in stitches was the prospect of Ricky Reyes running for the Senate… Again, this is based on Mo and Mojo’s assessment that the Philippines is the gay capital of the world… As in we have more gay people per square foot than any other place on earth…

Which begs the question, if gays can’t reproduce, why are there so many of them? πŸ™‚

The gang had all sorts of silly suggestions for a Ricky Reyes campaign… Instead of vote buying, you get free haircuts or hair rebonding at any Ricky Reyes salon of your choice…

Pink would probably the dominant color of Ricky’s party, hehe… He and BF would make a good pair, hehe…

Secrets, secrets and more secrets

This segment is like a bad dream which keeps recurring but it certainly is fun, hehe… Mo invited the callers to chime in and share their deepest and darkest secrets… Normally for this segment it’s the female callers who call in but for some strange reason, maybe the planets were out of alignment or something, it was mostly male callers calling in and giving their two cents…

Menage a troi

Another favorite secret which also keeps recurring on this segment is the menage a troi, but this time it was literally a threesome… Caller said that his gf caught him sleeping with her younger sister and instead of beating him over the head with a stick which she should have, she obligingly takes off her own clothes and joins them…

Now that’s what I call sisterly love… Mo was positively puking with envy… πŸ™‚ Now if only the sisters were twins, it would have been perfect…

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Another called shared his secret of family revenge… According to him, his Mom was kidnapped while he was still a boy and unfortunately for the kidnappers, they were intercepted somewhere in Batangas and they were consequently arrested at a checkpoint…

Apparently, his family was so pissed that they made arrangements with the policemen who had custody of the kidnappers to rub them out for an unspecified amount…

The poor schmucks met their end in one of those elaborately staged “shootouts”…

Revenge is served…

What’s your take on this, guys? Do you think those kidnappers deserved that kind of fate?

Love bunny

A caller texted in said that he’s been keeping a stuffed bunny for a number of years to help him ease his lonely nights… I wouldn’t want to be that bunny, hehe… I hope he has the decency to wash Bugs Bunny after every session or that bunny is going to smell like Clorox and probably be as stiff as a board… πŸ™‚

Necrophilia

A mortician texted in and said that he’d done the jiggy with one of his “clients”… Now that’s positively creepy and downright gross… I mean come on… Have some friggin respect… 😦

Entertaining show today and I’m glad Jobert the psychic dude was nowhere in sight, hehe…

Good times guys!