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Good Times on Studio 23 (Krav Maga Episode)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , on September 12, 2008 by Benj
Screen cap of Good times on Studio 23

Screen cap of Good times on Studio 23

After last week’s Good times on Studio 23 Surfing Episode, I thought the gang would be hard pressed to present an even more entertaining episode for this week… Well, all I can say is that last Tuesday’s Krav Maga episode was better, if only for all the groping and lesbo action that went on, hehe…

Krav Maga

Krav Maga, for those who’re scratching their heads wondering what the hell I’m talking about, is a military hand-to-hand combat system developed in Israel, which assumes no quarter will be given, and emphasizes maximum threat neutralization in a “real life” context. Translation: I’m gonna hit you where it really hurts (ouch, ouch and ouch)… πŸ™‚

Mojo, Grace Lee and Andi9 were the hapless trainees for Krav Maga (Mo was absent for some reason though he appears later in the show). The show starts off with Grace Lee rupturing my eardrums with screams during a simulated snatching situation and Mojo instead of running hugs the snatcher/hunk… Easy on the screams Grace… Seriously, Grace, you don’t need Krav Maga, just scream at the bad guys and they’ll head for the hills… My head hurts…Β  πŸ™‚

Mojo and Grace interviewed the Polish Krav Maga instructor with an unpronounceable surname…Β  Believe it or not this guy looked liked Jesus Christ (again)… If you recall, in the last surfing episode the surfing instructor also looked like Jesus… Coincidence?

This show had a lot of boob groping action and it’s too bad Mo missed the action! Check out the pics below.. πŸ™‚

Boob grope #1

Anyway, on to the juicy bits, the instructor had the trio and other students try to lightly hit their partners with an open palm… Smack, smack, oopppsss… Andi smacks Grace’s twins… Scream, ouch… πŸ™‚

Boob grope #2

Andi vs. Mojo… Poke, poke… Mojo pokes Andi… πŸ™‚

Pop the twins

The instructor had our trio run around in various exercises, including a wooden knife tagging exercise with Grace running around covering the twins and naughty Andi trying to tag the twins with the knife… Tut, tut, Andi, the show wouldn’t be the same without the twins… No wonder Grace ran around with both arms crossed on her chest… πŸ™‚

Mojo gropes the student

Mojo introduces two students who were to illustrate defense against a rape situation… Mojo points out that the guy has a cup to protect against knees or kicks against the groin area… Unfortunately, the guy wasn’t wearing a cup and he “inadvertently” gropes the guy’s wang… “Ewww…”

Boob grope #3

Mojo and Andi simulates the above rape situation with Mojo as the rapist and Andi as the victim… Mojo was asking for a guy volunteer but Andi insisted that Mojo act as the rapist… Mojo closes his eyes and pretends to choke Andi, ehmmm, unfortunately, his hand goes through Andi’s twins before landing on her throat… Lucky Mojo! πŸ™‚

Mojo and the lesbians

After the aborted Mojo vs Andi rape scene, Mojo asks Grace to take his place as Andi’s rapist and there was a fun moment as Grace straddles Andi… Mojo was like a porn director directing a porn video titled “Mojo and the Lesbians”… Down boys! πŸ™‚

Boob grope #4

Andi mounts Grace and Grace applies Krav Maga moves, hiyaaa… Oooppss… Grace inadvertently gropes Andi’s twins! πŸ™‚ Told you this show had a lot of groping action…

Mo undergoes Polygraph Test

Finally, our star makes an appearance, though why he wasn’t part of the groping action is beyond me… Oh well, you can’t win them all…

Anyway, Mo and Mojo go to the PNP headquarters in Crame and tries to beat a polygraph machine… Unbeknownst to the polygraph examiner, Mo used to work for the police department in the US and he knows how polygraph machines work… The twist is that he’s supposed to lie on purpose and see if the machine catches him in a lie… πŸ™‚

On to the questions:

  1. Were you lying when you said that you didn’t pleasure yourself to a Maui Taylor video? Ans: NO
  2. Were you lying when you said that you didn’t love Mojo Jojo? Ans: NO
  3. Did you ever cheat on any of your girlfriends? Ans: NO
  4. Were you lying when you said that you’re not frustrated with your “length”? Ans: NO

So which one was a lie? Yup, the 3rd answer was a lie… Mo had admitted to having cheated previously on a girlfriend… I could’ve sworn he was lying on the 4th question though, hehe…

So, did he beat the machine? Hmmm, the polygraph examiner noted a hesitation on the 3rd question so the findings were inconclusive… Great job Mo!

Sketch artists

Finally, Mo and Mojo described each other to PNP sketch artists to see which one came the closest to arriving at a facial match… Mo’s description of Mojo was hilarious… Very wide nose, fat neck, double chin with a facial shape for gays… πŸ™‚ The final product was a very close match to Mojo’s face but of course Mojo begged to differ… πŸ™‚

Mojo’s sketch of Mo looked like Cristy Fermin and of course Mo couldn’t resist a dig at the Good times show’s Public Enemy Number 1.

Mo holding up the sketch: “Cristy F*ck”n Fermin, Ladies and Gentlemen… For biased and false chismis broadcast everyday…”

Here are some screen caps of the action on the Krav Maga episode, click on the pics to enlarge:

Mo as Cristy Fermin

Mo as Cristy Fermin

Mo undergoes polygraph

Mo undergoes polygraph

Mojo and the Lesbians

Mojo and the Lesbians

Mojo reacts to Andi grope

Mojo reacts to Andi grope

Mojo gropes Andi

Mojo gropes Andi

Grace Lee Bite

Grace Lee Bite

Mojo checking for a cup

Mojo checking for a cup

Mojo pokes Andi9

Mojo pokes Andi9

Andi seducing Mojo

Andi seducing Mojo

Good times!


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Good times with Mo (September 11, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , on September 11, 2008 by Benj
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Just a side note, I just noticed that today’s date is significant, if you will recall, the infamous 9/11 attacks occurred on September 11, 2001 or 7 years ago to the day… Those were definitely bad times…

Well, on to Good times… Today’s show on Good times centered on a rather controversial (some would say chauvinistic) book by author Gary Neuman, whose book, The Truth about Cheating: Why Men Stray and What You Can Do to Prevent It, has been a best seller and at the center of a maelstrom since its publication.

The author has been featured on Oprah and other high profile shows, thus feeding more fuel to the fire.

It espouses the following advice to women in order to keep their men from straying:

  1. Always forgive your man
  2. Provide sex on demand πŸ™‚
  3. Lavish praise on your man for providing for the family
  4. Rarely letting him out on his own with friends or work colleagues
  5. Taking an interest in his hobbies

Now, I haven’t read the book but from my research, it claims that 25,500 faithful and unfaithful men were surveyed and based on these survey results the author arrived at the foregoing tips…

Grace Lee reacted negatively to all of the tips except for Tip# 5… And she’s not even married yet… πŸ™‚

Predictably, a lot of the female callers were pissed with the so called tips…

Some reactions:

Female caller 1: It demeans women and turns them into doormats…

Female caller 2: Sex should be a mutual thing and not be demanded like a service to be provided…

Male caller 1: Men don’t think of sex all the time (Mo disagreed, hehe)…

Well maybe 10% of the time, we think of food and booze but the rest would probably revolve around sex… πŸ™‚

You can chime in your opinions on this topic in the comments section below…

Creepy caller

There was a male creepy caller whose voice reminded me of Norman Bates in the Psycho movie, definitely serial killer material, who took offense to Grace Lee’s statement that men shouldn’t be praised for providing for their families. For a minute there, I thought he was the prank caller Mo used to punk Grace Lee… πŸ™‚

Apparently, this caller calls only once a year (I’m not sure if it’s because of the significance of the date, hehe), but he argued that people do respond positively to praise and that a thank you doesn’t cost one anything. Grace countered by saying that oversaturation of thanks tend to dilute the value of the gratitude and might be coming automatically and is not heartfelt (or something to that effect).

Honestly, this discussion confused me because both parties would postulate a point and then retract it later… Talk about dizzying intellect… πŸ™‚

Motorcyle riders

Also a pet peeve of mine, mainly because I’ve almost gotten into several accidents with motorcycle drivers who seem to think that they are invincible… Not to sound elitist or anything, I would agree that they have the right to use the roads too, BUT, some responsible driving would be a big help in helping Mo and the rest of the car driving population like them at least a little bit… πŸ™‚

Just to illustrate the point, Mo got into an altercation with a motorcycle rider who almost hit him when he was taking a turn, apparently the motorcycle rider was overtaking another car and almost blindsided Mo when he did his turn… He heard the P.I. word from the motorcycle rider and of course this pissed Mo off, he rolled down his window and when the motorcycle rider challenged him to a fight, Mo pulled over and waited at the curb for the driver to walk over to him… Then he threw an aerosol can at him… πŸ™‚

Puss move? Yeah baby, but he got the last laugh… πŸ™‚

Hottest Celebrity Showdown

Though I failed to catch the first part of the ABS-CBN hottest celebrity showdown bracket, blog reader Carlo, was kind enough to clue me in and I quote:

“The hottest celebrity showdown from ABS-CBN today was between Anne Curtis and Christine Reyes.

Even with Mo building up Christine somewhat, the result was a landslide victory in favor of Anne, with Christine only getting 1 vote from a particularly weird caller(creepy, rapist material. :P).”

Thanks Carlo, yeah, I guess today being 9/11 a lot of Ted Bundy types were calling… Must be something to do with the moon… πŸ™‚

However, I did catch the the GMA bracket featuring the luscious Iwa Moto and the ethereally beautiful Iza Calzado… I had a good chuckle with the male callers who chose Iwa, one calling her beauty, “whore hot” and the other said it induced some leg dribbling action whenever he sees Iwa… Predictably, Grace reacted with “Ewwww…”

The final score was 5-3 with Mo and Grace both voting for Iza Calzado, with Mo giving extremely high praise to Iza saying she was the nicest person he’s ever met in GMA… High praise indeed!

Later, I’ll be blogging about last Tuesday’s episode of Good Times on Studio 23 with a lot of lesbo action from Grace and Andi, hehe… Krav Maga, yeah!

Till then, I’m out of here…

Good times!