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Imaginary Good Times Blog (Oct. 7, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , on October 7, 2008 by Benj
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First of all, I’d like to commend our favorite radio diva Mojo Jojo for holding the fort whilst Mo and Grace are out of the country and enjoying some well-deserved R&R… The reason why I’m blogging an imaginary show is to exercise my creative side and think of some ideas which Mo might consider worthy of putting on the show if he were actually here…

This is not to slight Mojo and the Junior Jocks who are co-hosting the show with him in the interim… However, to be perfectly honest, the show in its current form is not very “bloggable” (if there is such a term), hence, the reason for the “pretend” blog…

Having gotten that out of the way, let’s imagine what today’s show might have sounded like…

Snow in Mars

Mo shared some news to the kiddies that NASA’s Mars Lander has detected snow falling in the Martian atmosphere during routine scans… However, the snow melts before reaching the Martian surface…

Mo once again took the opportunity to talk about his wish to have astronomy as a regular subject in schools as he feels that it is an important subject for students to learn… well at least as important as home economics… πŸ™‚

Professor Mo took some calls and got the listeners’ opinions on the subject… A caller, who spoke fluent “tard”, asked Mo where Mars was and if Cebu Pacific is offering flights to the said place… Now, I know that Mo doesn’t speak fluent “tard” so it was up to Mojo and Grace to decipher what the rocket scientist on the other end was asking…

Geez, it was too early in the day, too!

Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Mojo brought up an interesting topic about nasty break ups with the guys spreading videos of themselves and their ex doing the jiggy as a form of revenge to embarrass the girl…

Mo’s advice was for the girl to always keep ALL the copies of the tapes and show them to the guy “on a need to know basis” only… Translation: whenever they’re making out… Makes sense, hehe…

Much as it pains me to admit it, guys are so like that…

Strip Tuesday

In line with Mo bringing back some of the most treasured segments of the show in times long past, he decided to bring back “Strip Tuesday” with special guest, Maui Taylor… A bit of a background story, Mo and Maui had a falling out a year back which resulted in Maui leaving the show which resulted in Andi9 returning to the show briefly before Grace Lee eventually replaced her…

And what do you know, wonder of wonders, they seemed to have kissed and made up with Maui agreeing to guest on this special edition of Strip Tuesday… Grace came prepared by wearing a jacket over a sweater over a T-shirt over her lingerie. She also had extra socks, gloves and a hat…Β  She must’ve been sweating buckets under all that protection… That’s so Maria Korea, Grace… πŸ™‚

For the uninitiated, Strip Tuesday was a segment in the previous editions of Good times wherein they asked the guest and the hosts some questions and if they answer incorrectly, they get to take off one article of clothing…

After a series of nosebleed inducing questions, Mojo was down to his boxers, Grace was still in her T-shirt and jeans, Maui was in her panties whilst topless while Mo remained fully clothed, hehe… Well he’s the ringleader, what do you expect?

Pictures were taken and the raciest ones posted on the internet, hehe…

You can check the pics here… Nah, I’m just kidding…

Thanks to reader prince for suggesting the Strip Tuesday idea… Props!

Who knows Mojo Jojo?

Just to settle everyone down, Mo decided to do a round of “Who knows Mojo Jojo?”

Random numbers were given with numbers from Quezon city being the city of choice to determine Mojo Jojo’s popularity (or lack thereof)…

Random number 1:

Mo: Good morning po, magtatanong lang po… Kilala niyo po ba si Mojo Jojo?

Grumpy old man: Aba eh sino ba ire?

Mo: Si Mohan po, kilala niyo po ba si Mojo Jojo?

Grumpy old man: Iho, matanda na ako, pinagloloko mo ba ako? Wala akong kilalang ganyan! (SLAMS THE PHONE) Ouch…

Random number 2:

Mo: Hello…

Girl on the phone: Hilo…

Mo: Good morning po, magtatanong lang po… Kilala niyo po ba si Mojo Jojo?

Girl on the phone: Ayyy, wala pu akung kilalang Muju Juju…

Mo: Never mo pa siyang narinig? Kahit sa radyo or TV man lang?

Girl on the phone: Ay, niver pu talaga, wit lang… Koya, may kilala daw pu ba kayung Muju Juju?

Girl on the phone: Wala din daw pu…

Mo: Laughing hysterically, okay salamat po…

Random number 3:

Mo: Hello…

Man on the phone: Hello, good morning…

Mo: I’m doing a survey and I was wondering if I could ask you a question…

Man on the phone: Okay, sure…

Mo: Have you heard of the name Mojo Jojo?

Man on the phone: Hmmm, I think he’s a cartoon character right?

Mo: Anybody else you know named Mojo Jojo, like a real person, on radio or TV?

Man on the phone: [Thinking….] He’s the gay dude right?

Mojo interjects: Yes, yes, yes, FINALLY!

Man on the phone: Yeah, I know him, he works with Delamar on the Morning show on RX93.1, right?

Mo: Laughing hysterically, Yeah, that’s him… HAHAHAHAHA… Thanks Dude, you just made my day!

Apparently, no one still knows Mojo Jojo…

There were a lot more highlights but I’ll leave that for the next show…

Tomorrow, I’ll blog about the season ender episode of Good times on Studio 23 (which will be a real blog) and I’ll continue these pretend blogs regardless whether anyone reads it or not, hehe…

Till then…

Good times!

Good Times on Studio 23 (Krav Maga Episode)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , on September 12, 2008 by Benj
Screen cap of Good times on Studio 23

Screen cap of Good times on Studio 23

After last week’s Good times on Studio 23 Surfing Episode, I thought the gang would be hard pressed to present an even more entertaining episode for this week… Well, all I can say is that last Tuesday’s Krav Maga episode was better, if only for all the groping and lesbo action that went on, hehe…

Krav Maga

Krav Maga, for those who’re scratching their heads wondering what the hell I’m talking about, is a military hand-to-hand combat system developed in Israel, which assumes no quarter will be given, and emphasizes maximum threat neutralization in a “real life” context. Translation: I’m gonna hit you where it really hurts (ouch, ouch and ouch)… πŸ™‚

Mojo, Grace Lee and Andi9 were the hapless trainees for Krav Maga (Mo was absent for some reason though he appears later in the show). The show starts off with Grace Lee rupturing my eardrums with screams during a simulated snatching situation and Mojo instead of running hugs the snatcher/hunk… Easy on the screams Grace… Seriously, Grace, you don’t need Krav Maga, just scream at the bad guys and they’ll head for the hills… My head hurts…Β  πŸ™‚

Mojo and Grace interviewed the Polish Krav Maga instructor with an unpronounceable surname…Β  Believe it or not this guy looked liked Jesus Christ (again)… If you recall, in the last surfing episode the surfing instructor also looked like Jesus… Coincidence?

This show had a lot of boob groping action and it’s too bad Mo missed the action! Check out the pics below.. πŸ™‚

Boob grope #1

Anyway, on to the juicy bits, the instructor had the trio and other students try to lightly hit their partners with an open palm… Smack, smack, oopppsss… Andi smacks Grace’s twins… Scream, ouch… πŸ™‚

Boob grope #2

Andi vs. Mojo… Poke, poke… Mojo pokes Andi… πŸ™‚

Pop the twins

The instructor had our trio run around in various exercises, including a wooden knife tagging exercise with Grace running around covering the twins and naughty Andi trying to tag the twins with the knife… Tut, tut, Andi, the show wouldn’t be the same without the twins… No wonder Grace ran around with both arms crossed on her chest… πŸ™‚

Mojo gropes the student

Mojo introduces two students who were to illustrate defense against a rape situation… Mojo points out that the guy has a cup to protect against knees or kicks against the groin area… Unfortunately, the guy wasn’t wearing a cup and he “inadvertently” gropes the guy’s wang… “Ewww…”

Boob grope #3

Mojo and Andi simulates the above rape situation with Mojo as the rapist and Andi as the victim… Mojo was asking for a guy volunteer but Andi insisted that Mojo act as the rapist… Mojo closes his eyes and pretends to choke Andi, ehmmm, unfortunately, his hand goes through Andi’s twins before landing on her throat… Lucky Mojo! πŸ™‚

Mojo and the lesbians

After the aborted Mojo vs Andi rape scene, Mojo asks Grace to take his place as Andi’s rapist and there was a fun moment as Grace straddles Andi… Mojo was like a porn director directing a porn video titled “Mojo and the Lesbians”… Down boys! πŸ™‚

Boob grope #4

Andi mounts Grace and Grace applies Krav Maga moves, hiyaaa… Oooppss… Grace inadvertently gropes Andi’s twins! πŸ™‚ Told you this show had a lot of groping action…

Mo undergoes Polygraph Test

Finally, our star makes an appearance, though why he wasn’t part of the groping action is beyond me… Oh well, you can’t win them all…

Anyway, Mo and Mojo go to the PNP headquarters in Crame and tries to beat a polygraph machine… Unbeknownst to the polygraph examiner, Mo used to work for the police department in the US and he knows how polygraph machines work… The twist is that he’s supposed to lie on purpose and see if the machine catches him in a lie… πŸ™‚

On to the questions:

  1. Were you lying when you said that you didn’t pleasure yourself to a Maui Taylor video? Ans: NO
  2. Were you lying when you said that you didn’t love Mojo Jojo? Ans: NO
  3. Did you ever cheat on any of your girlfriends? Ans: NO
  4. Were you lying when you said that you’re not frustrated with your “length”? Ans: NO

So which one was a lie? Yup, the 3rd answer was a lie… Mo had admitted to having cheated previously on a girlfriend… I could’ve sworn he was lying on the 4th question though, hehe…

So, did he beat the machine? Hmmm, the polygraph examiner noted a hesitation on the 3rd question so the findings were inconclusive… Great job Mo!

Sketch artists

Finally, Mo and Mojo described each other to PNP sketch artists to see which one came the closest to arriving at a facial match… Mo’s description of Mojo was hilarious… Very wide nose, fat neck, double chin with a facial shape for gays… πŸ™‚ The final product was a very close match to Mojo’s face but of course Mojo begged to differ… πŸ™‚

Mojo’s sketch of Mo looked like Cristy Fermin and of course Mo couldn’t resist a dig at the Good times show’s Public Enemy Number 1.

Mo holding up the sketch: “Cristy F*ck”n Fermin, Ladies and Gentlemen… For biased and false chismis broadcast everyday…”

Here are some screen caps of the action on the Krav Maga episode, click on the pics to enlarge:

Mo as Cristy Fermin

Mo as Cristy Fermin

Mo undergoes polygraph

Mo undergoes polygraph

Mojo and the Lesbians

Mojo and the Lesbians

Mojo reacts to Andi grope

Mojo reacts to Andi grope

Mojo gropes Andi

Mojo gropes Andi

Grace Lee Bite

Grace Lee Bite

Mojo checking for a cup

Mojo checking for a cup

Mojo pokes Andi9

Mojo pokes Andi9

Andi seducing Mojo

Andi seducing Mojo

Good times!


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