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Good Times with Mo (January 8, 2009)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on January 8, 2009 by Benj

It was an AWESOME show today and I feel sorry for you guys who may have missed it… It made up for the horrendous traffic jams I had to wade through in getting to the office…

Not to worry though… You have this blog to update you or if you wish you can head on over to Tonting’s site for the day’s recording… It should be up by the time you read this post…

So with further ado, let’s do the recap:

Mariah sCarey

Mo talked about Mariah Carey’s new version of the song Hero and how scary she now looks compared to when she did the original version of the song in 1993… That was 15 years ago… Geez, it’s been that long?

She was a favorite jackoff subject then but since then she’s obviously had a lot of work done and it’s all gone downhill for her… Well in terms of looks at least…

Too bad…

Now, when I see her, I can’t help but go… WTF, did she do with herself?

For the Pinocchio in all of us

The show would not be complete without Mo sharing an article or two that he found while trawling the internet… In today’s show, he shared this interesting article from CNN.com

White lies we tell all the time, some of the ones I’m guilty of include the following:

  1. The number of sexual partners you’ve had plus or minus five
  2. That you totally just washed your hands
  3. That the reason for your eyebags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading”Twilight”
  4. That you didn’t just fart right now
  5. Your height and weight on your driver’s license

Hmmm, I can’t relate… Liar, hehe… Guilty as charged of some of those things… How many of these “offenses” have you committed? 🙂

How much for a night?

Mo introduced a juicy “what if” topic which had the phone lines and the text lines buzzing… He posed a hypothetical question which went something like this…

“If celebrities (male and female) were prostitutes, how much of your monthly income would you be willing to spend for a roll in the hay with them and which celebrity would you spend it on?”

Mojo was incredibly thrifty and was willing to spend only P15K for night with Gerald Anderson, hehehe…

Maria Korea surprised me when she said that out of her average monthly income of P250K, she’d be willing to spend P50, no P80K on Richard Gutierrez… Mo called her a liar and said that she’d probably spend all the P250K if it would be possible to get Richard… Grace blushed and turned red as a beet… Which meant it was probably true, hehe…

Mo was willing to spring P120 – P150K for his top 3

  1. Cristine Reyes
  2. Anne Curtis
  3. Maureen Larazabal

In that order, hmmmm… Seems like Anne is falling out of favor, hehe…

A wise-cracking texter said he’d spend P400K for a foursome with Mo, Mojo and Grace, hehe… Mo agreed as long as he’ll go first, hehe… No sloppy seconds for my man, hehe…

For me, I’d probably be willing to spend P100K for a night with either Cristine Reyes or Ehra Madrigal…

Oh yeah, WOAINIMO, one of our regular readers pitched in an offer P80K plus a plateful of bacon for the pleasure of bedding Mo Twister… He said he’d do it just for the bacon 🙂

Pitch in with your favorites, dear readers and make it count, hehe…

Animal fun

More phallic talk from Mo… Did you know that the gorilla has the smallest penis in proportion to its body size? It’s only about the size of a thumb…

In contrast the male African bull elephant has a wang that’s 6.5 feet long… That’s a Kobe Bryant, hehe…

The blue whale is also packing some heat down there as the longest measured wangbone came in at an astonishing 8 feet… That’s longer than Yao Ming… 🙂

For more “educational” stuff, check out this article

Stone Cold Stunner

I was hesitant to include the story of this girl who called yesterday because her story while it was highly amusing didn’t ring quite true with me…

But then without warning, the plot thickened on today’s show as we got confirmation that this story was true!

Background

A listener named Basia, phoned in yesterday regarding the topic of getting caught in the act while cheating… She said that she caught her boyfriend buck naked with another girl in her condo getting down and dirty… She beat up the girl and then delivered a stone cold stunner on her! For the uninitiated, a stone cold stunner is a move that was the signature finishing move of WWE wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin… Check out the Youtube clip above to get an idea what the hell I’m talking about…

Geez, the girl apparently was a fan of the WWE and she executed this move on the poor girl… Get this, she also threw out the girl onto Shaw Boulevard as naked as the day she was born… Bigtime move! This Basia girl was too cool to be true… Mo was in love, hehe…

Well, on today’s show, guess who called, Basia again! Apparently, the girl she creamed got her revenge on her by destroying her most beloved possession, her pickup truck, a Dodge RAM… Did I say this girl was cool? I mean chicks driving trucks are just too hot, whew…

Apparently, her nemesis or her agents spray painted her truck with the word “BITCH” and poured paint thinner on it… 😦

She called the show asking for advice on what evil revenge plot she should hatch to get back at the other girl… It’s on! Let’s get ready to rumble!

Now, it would have been funny just like that, but then guess who called? The girl Basia bitch slapped and stone cold stunned!

I can’t recall her name for the life of me, but she confirmed everything that Basia said including the stone cold stunner, hehe… She also said that she didn’t know the guy had a girl and she was told that the condo was his…  She also said that Basia was always out because she worked as a flight attendant! Whew, athletic, loves the WWE and the NBA (she loves Ben Wallace) drives a truck and is a flight attendant to boot! Damn, this girl is too good to be true!

I’ll be following this telenovela for what it’s worth… I hope Basia or the stunnee calls again on Monday, hehe…

Any suggestions for revenge for Basia?

Cheating with your husband?

The last caller of the day was very entertaining as well… She’d been married, has two kids, had her marriage annulled and now she’s with cheating with her ex-husband! Confused? Well, here’s how it went…

Background

Our caller was married for a number of years to a guy and they had two kids out of that marriage… They subsequently had their marriage annulled… Her ex-husband then got married and now has a son with another woman… She also has her own boyfriend… Fine so far, pretty typical scenario…

Things got weird when one day, when her husband was delivering their kids’ tuition fee, they somehow felt the call of nature and actually did it… Yes, folks, she slept with her ex-husband whom she left because he was a cheating bastard…

Now, they’re in a weird situation where they meet and cheat…

I guess there’s a first time for everything… As always our threesome gave their individual advice but the general consensus was that she should stop what they’re doing because it could be really bad for their children…

Whew! Weird…

Great, great show today… sorry for the delay but I was damn busy!

Good Times!

Good times with Mo (Oct. 23, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2008 by Benj
Screen cap of FHM magazine cover

Screen cap of FHM magazine cover

The gang was finally complete today with our radio supermodel diva Mojo Jojo finally back from his vacation in Iloilo. I never thought I’d say this but I really missed Mojo and with him back, the show had a totally different energy to it… Great times!

Let’s look back at what happened on the show today:

Born again Christians

There was a fairly heated discussion early in the show about Born again Christians… Just a bit of a backgrounder, our Mojo Jojo has shown a strong indication that they’re not really his favorite people for a number of reasons but mainly because of their condemnation of homosexuality which naturally didn’t sit well with Mojo…

Mojo called them a “cult” and Mo asked him to repeat the word over and over again just to get him in trouble with Born again Christian listeners, hehe…

Best Boobs in Hollywood

Well of course after all that “pious” talk, Mo reverted back to his true self and decided to talk about one of the subjects nearest and dearest to his heart, boobies!. In Touch Magazine in the US recently released their top 10 list of the best boobs in Hollywood for 2008. Among the topnotchers were:

10.  Beyonce Knowles – nice booty, too…
9.  Megan Fox – Oh yeah, man! That scene in Transformers with her leaning over to fix the Camaro, sigh…
8.  Jennifer Aniston – Nah…
7.  Audrina Partridge – Check out egotastic.com, she’s whoring it up there…
6.  Katherine Heigl – Mo mentioned her breakout movie, “My Father the Hero” with Gérard Depardieu,  check it out, she was smoking hot in that movie…
5.  Lindsay Lohan – Nah, too droopy for me…
4.  Carmen Elektra – She’s old…
3.  Scarlett Johansson – Now, THAT’S what I’m talking about…
2.  Tyra Banks – she’s gone to Porkville, but her D’s are real…
1.  Jessica Simpson – WTF?

Best Boobs Among Local Celebrities

Of course Mohan couldn’t resist doing a local version of the self same survey but this time for local celebrities. However, as any true connoisseur would know, there are disagreements amongst even the horndogs on such a controversial topic:

Sorry but I couldn’t remember all the blessed ladies on the list because Mo went through it so quickly… And neither am I sure about the order:

10. Francine Prieto – definitely should not be at number 10, probably top 3 all time…
9. Rica Peralejo – too fake for me…
8. Grace Lee – #8 is kind of low for Grace with her D’s maybe because the twins are so rarely seen…
7. Angel Locsin – yeah baby… Darna anyone?
6. Angelica Panganiban – I’d switch places with Derek Ramsey in a heartbeat…
5. I missed one… 😦
4. Katya Santos – Mo saw them up close and personal, lucky Mo!
3. Ehra Madrigal – some of the most perfect ones I’ve seen… and they’re au naturel….
2. Sunshine Cruz – one of my favorite squeeze off celebs…
1. Maureen Larazabal – again fake boobies but Mo’s right, the doctor who did this should be commended!

Some other notables who Mo failed to mention are Ruffa Mae Quinto, Jessa Zaragosa, Jennifer Lee, Ana Leah Javier (Hot babes) and a whole slew of others…

Freeloaders

A good deal of time was spent on discussing freeloaders… Especially relatives, siblings, cousins, uncles and aunts who rely on their well off relatives for financial assistance… In other words, Le Parasite…

My take on this is that yes, if we’re filthy rich we definitely need to share the wealth around but if we’re just okay, meaning not too rich and not too poor either, then we shouldn’t be the “HOST” to their “PARASITE”…

Some of these freeloaders are just too shameless, hehe… And the worst thing is that if you yourself are strapped for cash and cannot give money to them, they’d get angry with you and call you an ingrate… Geez, what’s up with that?

What’s your take on this? Do you have parasitic relatives you need to get rid off? I’d recommend Combantrin, it kills roundworms, tapeworms and other critters… 🙂

Himala again

Mo played for the 2nd straight day, Bamboo’s live rendition of one of the best OPM songs of all time, HIMALA for Mojo Jojo’s benefit…

It never gets old, and I wouldn’t mind if they added that version to their regular playlist… 🙂

Goosebump inducing indeed!

Hong Kong and Macau

The gang will be in Macau and Hong Kong over the weekend as part of Magic 89.9’s annual overseas trip for  regular DJ’s. Now isn’t that a nice perk… I wish all companies were like that!

Have fun in Hong Kong and Macau guys!

Categories Game

The lame game called the Categories Game made a comeback today for prizes comprising of GC’s courtesy of Fruit Magic… First category played was relatively interesting… Philippine dialects with Mo giving Visaya as a dialect… Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think Visaya is a dialect per se… The dialects falling under Visaya I believe would be: Waray, Cebuano, Ilonggo, etc… Mo won this round versus the caller…

Second category was Philippine fruits with Grace Lee going up against another female caller… The caller was very good with such native delicacies as Duhat and bayabas being mentioned… Needless to say, Grace lost this one, hehe…

Great to have Mojo Jojo back… For all the bitching that Mo does regarding Mojo, I think the show is indeed so much better with Mojo around… He gives the show the “gay” touch which is just so funny…

Great times!