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Good Times with Mo (Nov. 17, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on November 17, 2008 by Benj
St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

St. Bono... Menage a troi anyone?

Wow, good show today… My man Mo is back and everything’s right with the universe again, hehe…

Secret sharing is back and some of the kinkiest and gross out stuff was shared mostly on the text line…

Read on for the hightlights:

Catholic schools and broken families

Mo started off the discussion with the practice of some Catholic schools of pre-screening students before accepting them on the basis of their family structure… If you come from a broken family, you’re basically out… It just seems to me to be misguided piety and a “holier than thou” attitude which would be counterintuitive to the teachings of the Church…

Another thing is their practice of kicking out students who get pregnant while still studying… I mean they’re already traumatized as it is… Talk about rubbing salt to the wounds!

What’s your take on this guys?

Jobama for President

If you’ve been reading the papers in the past week, incumbent Makati Mayor Jojo Binay has openly declared his intention to run for President in the 2010 election even going so far as to declare himself as the Obama of the Philippines or Jobama… Sheesh… Come on Binay give me a break…

Mo himself was incredulous whilst reading the news… Obama ran and won on a platform of change but Binay is trapo if ever there was one… I mean their whole family is running Makati… Admittedly not a bad administrator but their family’s practice of substituting for one another once their term limits run out in order to circumvent the law smacks of greed for power and the lack of delicadeza…

Other than the color of their skin, Binay is nothing like Obama…

Sharon’s reward

Also in the news, Sharon Cuneta has offered from P5 to P10M big ones to anybody who can prove that her husband has a paramour… That’s a lot of moolah just to shut up her detractors…

I don’t know the background of this story (nor do I particularly care) but if anybody out there has proof, here’s your chance to put your money where your mouth is (or at least get money where your mouth is), hehe…

Poker and Mojo

It seems that our favorite bohemian DJ Mojo is indulging in one of life’s pleasures again… According to Mo and Grace, Mojo is now “addicted” to gambling… It seems that Mojo has been hitting the tables a lot recently and this brought up a discussion as to whether one can make a decent living playing poker exclusively…

Two professional poker players called in with the first one, Daniel, claiming that he had a system which he strictly adhered to in order to prevent uncountable losses at the poker table… He’s only willing to lose P30K a day playing poker and if he hits that maximum target, he gets up and stops playing… Even better when he doubles up his capital to P60K, he’s out of there… That takes a lot of discipline and good for him if he adheres to that system… Oh and his take for this month? P220K…

Another pro, who’s wife called in initially and woke him up to chime in with his experiences on the poker circuit…. His current earnings for 2008? P9M with losses of P4.5M… That puts him still ahead by P4.5M roughly… Mo was so jealous, hehe…

Boobs Lee

I don’t know how the topic drifted to nicknames but Mo has an interesting new nickname for Grace… Yup, it’s Boobs Lee, hehe… I got a good laugh out of that one…

That’s 10X better than my Maria Korea one…

Fame and cheating

Mo talked about the recent controversial picture of married U2 frontman and famed philantrophist Bono or St. Bono as he is also widely known… And he has come up with another controversial theory… Fame and cheating go hand in hand…

In particular, rockstars are the ones most exposed to groupies and other sources of temptation… I guess it comes with the territory… I mean fame seems to attract all sorts of people… I know my man Mo has a number of girls willing to do the jiggy with him because of his fame…

Ah, what a life…

Ricky Reyes for Senator

Another silly topic which was discussed which had me in stitches was the prospect of Ricky Reyes running for the Senate… Again, this is based on Mo and Mojo’s assessment that the Philippines is the gay capital of the world… As in we have more gay people per square foot than any other place on earth…

Which begs the question, if gays can’t reproduce, why are there so many of them? πŸ™‚

The gang had all sorts of silly suggestions for a Ricky Reyes campaign… Instead of vote buying, you get free haircuts or hair rebonding at any Ricky Reyes salon of your choice…

Pink would probably the dominant color of Ricky’s party, hehe… He and BF would make a good pair, hehe…

Secrets, secrets and more secrets

This segment is like a bad dream which keeps recurring but it certainly is fun, hehe… Mo invited the callers to chime in and share their deepest and darkest secrets… Normally for this segment it’s the female callers who call in but for some strange reason, maybe the planets were out of alignment or something, it was mostly male callers calling in and giving their two cents…

Menage a troi

Another favorite secret which also keeps recurring on this segment is the menage a troi, but this time it was literally a threesome… Caller said that his gf caught him sleeping with her younger sister and instead of beating him over the head with a stick which she should have, she obligingly takes off her own clothes and joins them…

Now that’s what I call sisterly love… Mo was positively puking with envy… πŸ™‚ Now if only the sisters were twins, it would have been perfect…

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Another called shared his secret of family revenge… According to him, his Mom was kidnapped while he was still a boy and unfortunately for the kidnappers, they were intercepted somewhere in Batangas and they were consequently arrested at a checkpoint…

Apparently, his family was so pissed that they made arrangements with the policemen who had custody of the kidnappers to rub them out for an unspecified amount…

The poor schmucks met their end in one of those elaborately staged “shootouts”…

Revenge is served…

What’s your take on this, guys? Do you think those kidnappers deserved that kind of fate?

Love bunny

A caller texted in said that he’s been keeping a stuffed bunny for a number of years to help him ease his lonely nights… I wouldn’t want to be that bunny, hehe… I hope he has the decency to wash Bugs Bunny after every session or that bunny is going to smell like Clorox and probably be as stiff as a board… πŸ™‚

Necrophilia

A mortician texted in and said that he’d done the jiggy with one of his “clients”… Now that’s positively creepy and downright gross… I mean come on… Have some friggin respect… 😦

Entertaining show today and I’m glad Jobert the psychic dude was nowhere in sight, hehe…

Good times guys!


Good times with Mo (August 14, 2008 episode)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , on August 13, 2008 by Benj

Today’s episode was freaking hilarious and I caught myself laughing out loud as I drove to work and getting weird looks from people in jeepneys and other drivers (my car is lightly tinted).

I’ll just try to encapsulate the funnier and thought provoking portions of the show…

There was a caller (I didn’t get the name) who worked as a seaman and was asking for advice about a problem he had regarding his girlfriend with whom he’d been together for six years. As a seaman, the caller was out of the country from 6 months to a year and his girl had intimated that she wanted to have a fling with a hot girl “just for the experience”.

My first reaction was “Hell yeah!”. Images of a menage a troi floating in my head as I drove through traffic. My man Mo had pretty much the same reaction and he said that their relationship was doomed. The guy was pretty serious about the girl and he wanted to marry her eventually. When asked if his girl was marriage material, he replied in the affirmative… For once, Mojo and Grace agreed with Mo on this one… Have fun with the girl but not to get too serious about her coz she was giving off danger signs…

I totally agree, but please, please, please! Arrange for the menage a troi first before breaking up with the girl… Lucky bastard!

A Fil-Am caller named Joe reacted to Mo’s advice by saying that Filipinos love to label people and to have stereotypes (paraphrasing here…) and that he knew people who have been branded as “damaged goods” successfully break the stereotype and engage in a longterm and meaningful relationship…

I would tend to agree with Joe on this one and say that people do deserve a second, even a third chance in life and love… ugghhh, I’m getting cheezy here…

Now for the hilarious part!

My man, Mo, in his typically brilliant fashion came up with a well researched countdown of punishments for the many “sins” Mojo Jojo had committed in his lifetime. The twist is that these punishments were culled from the justice system of other countries… I couldn’t get the complete list coz I was driving but I had a hell of a laugh and this stupid grin on my face whilst I was overtaking these hapless jeepneys and motorbikes…

So, on to the list:

  1. Possession of a single seed of marijuana – from Malaysia, 5 years in jail!
  2. Drug trafficking (Mo didn’t say that Mojo dealt drugs although he may have “passed” on a stick or two of bong) – Singapore, over 500 grams death penalty
  3. Public intoxication – Iran, death penalty
  4. Adultery – in Sudan, death by stoning
  5. Converting to a different religion – Afghanistan, death penalty!
  6. Homosexuality – in Yemen, death penalty!

Mo suggested that they should pull a prank on the loudest gays and put them on a plane to Yemen and leave them there… John Lapuz, I think was mentioned, hehe… It was a joke of course… πŸ™‚

I’m sure I missed a couple, if anyone else was listening in and can help fill in the ones I’d missed, that’d be very much appreciated…

By the way, the hot girl who had a lame excuse for breaking up with her boyfriend? Her multiply site address is aegz.multiply.com

She’s hot! Check her out…

Till next episode… πŸ™‚

I’m out of here…