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Good Times on Studio 23 (Krav Maga Episode)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , on September 12, 2008 by Benj
Screen cap of Good times on Studio 23

Screen cap of Good times on Studio 23

After last week’s Good times on Studio 23 Surfing Episode, I thought the gang would be hard pressed to present an even more entertaining episode for this week… Well, all I can say is that last Tuesday’s Krav Maga episode was better, if only for all the groping and lesbo action that went on, hehe…

Krav Maga

Krav Maga, for those who’re scratching their heads wondering what the hell I’m talking about, is a military hand-to-hand combat system developed in Israel, which assumes no quarter will be given, and emphasizes maximum threat neutralization in a “real life” context. Translation: I’m gonna hit you where it really hurts (ouch, ouch and ouch)… πŸ™‚

Mojo, Grace Lee and Andi9 were the hapless trainees for Krav Maga (Mo was absent for some reason though he appears later in the show). The show starts off with Grace Lee rupturing my eardrums with screams during a simulated snatching situation and Mojo instead of running hugs the snatcher/hunk… Easy on the screams Grace… Seriously, Grace, you don’t need Krav Maga, just scream at the bad guys and they’ll head for the hills… My head hurts…Β  πŸ™‚

Mojo and Grace interviewed the Polish Krav Maga instructor with an unpronounceable surname…Β  Believe it or not this guy looked liked Jesus Christ (again)… If you recall, in the last surfing episode the surfing instructor also looked like Jesus… Coincidence?

This show had a lot of boob groping action and it’s too bad Mo missed the action! Check out the pics below.. πŸ™‚

Boob grope #1

Anyway, on to the juicy bits, the instructor had the trio and other students try to lightly hit their partners with an open palm… Smack, smack, oopppsss… Andi smacks Grace’s twins… Scream, ouch… πŸ™‚

Boob grope #2

Andi vs. Mojo… Poke, poke… Mojo pokes Andi… πŸ™‚

Pop the twins

The instructor had our trio run around in various exercises, including a wooden knife tagging exercise with Grace running around covering the twins and naughty Andi trying to tag the twins with the knife… Tut, tut, Andi, the show wouldn’t be the same without the twins… No wonder Grace ran around with both arms crossed on her chest… πŸ™‚

Mojo gropes the student

Mojo introduces two students who were to illustrate defense against a rape situation… Mojo points out that the guy has a cup to protect against knees or kicks against the groin area… Unfortunately, the guy wasn’t wearing a cup and he “inadvertently” gropes the guy’s wang… “Ewww…”

Boob grope #3

Mojo and Andi simulates the above rape situation with Mojo as the rapist and Andi as the victim… Mojo was asking for a guy volunteer but Andi insisted that Mojo act as the rapist… Mojo closes his eyes and pretends to choke Andi, ehmmm, unfortunately, his hand goes through Andi’s twins before landing on her throat… Lucky Mojo! πŸ™‚

Mojo and the lesbians

After the aborted Mojo vs Andi rape scene, Mojo asks Grace to take his place as Andi’s rapist and there was a fun moment as Grace straddles Andi… Mojo was like a porn director directing a porn video titled “Mojo and the Lesbians”… Down boys! πŸ™‚

Boob grope #4

Andi mounts Grace and Grace applies Krav Maga moves, hiyaaa… Oooppss… Grace inadvertently gropes Andi’s twins! πŸ™‚ Told you this show had a lot of groping action…

Mo undergoes Polygraph Test

Finally, our star makes an appearance, though why he wasn’t part of the groping action is beyond me… Oh well, you can’t win them all…

Anyway, Mo and Mojo go to the PNP headquarters in Crame and tries to beat a polygraph machine… Unbeknownst to the polygraph examiner, Mo used to work for the police department in the US and he knows how polygraph machines work… The twist is that he’s supposed to lie on purpose and see if the machine catches him in a lie… πŸ™‚

On to the questions:

  1. Were you lying when you said that you didn’t pleasure yourself to a Maui Taylor video? Ans: NO
  2. Were you lying when you said that you didn’t love Mojo Jojo? Ans: NO
  3. Did you ever cheat on any of your girlfriends? Ans: NO
  4. Were you lying when you said that you’re not frustrated with your “length”? Ans: NO

So which one was a lie? Yup, the 3rd answer was a lie… Mo had admitted to having cheated previously on a girlfriend… I could’ve sworn he was lying on the 4th question though, hehe…

So, did he beat the machine? Hmmm, the polygraph examiner noted a hesitation on the 3rd question so the findings were inconclusive… Great job Mo!

Sketch artists

Finally, Mo and Mojo described each other to PNP sketch artists to see which one came the closest to arriving at a facial match… Mo’s description of Mojo was hilarious… Very wide nose, fat neck, double chin with a facial shape for gays… πŸ™‚ The final product was a very close match to Mojo’s face but of course Mojo begged to differ… πŸ™‚

Mojo’s sketch of Mo looked like Cristy Fermin and of course Mo couldn’t resist a dig at the Good times show’s Public Enemy Number 1.

Mo holding up the sketch: “Cristy F*ck”n Fermin, Ladies and Gentlemen… For biased and false chismis broadcast everyday…”

Here are some screen caps of the action on the Krav Maga episode, click on the pics to enlarge:

Mo as Cristy Fermin

Mo as Cristy Fermin

Mo undergoes polygraph

Mo undergoes polygraph

Mojo and the Lesbians

Mojo and the Lesbians

Mojo reacts to Andi grope

Mojo reacts to Andi grope

Mojo gropes Andi

Mojo gropes Andi

Grace Lee Bite

Grace Lee Bite

Mojo checking for a cup

Mojo checking for a cup

Mojo pokes Andi9

Mojo pokes Andi9

Andi seducing Mojo

Andi seducing Mojo

Good times!


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News Flash! 22 year old caller wins the Chery QQ!

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , on August 28, 2008 by Benj
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Finally, after two excruciating weeks of wild guesses and near misses, a 22 year old caller from Bacolod, identified only as Philip, won the Chery QQ on the Good Times with Mo show on Magic 89.9!

The lucky caller correctly identified the winning combination, UCY-423, on the last 5 minutes of the show for this week… Talk about photo finishes… Philip, the winner, works in a department store and is still single (which is about to change according to Mo), hehe…

I’ve been trying to call in the show to try my luck as well but the phonelines are always jammed… In any event, I wouldn’t have won as my guesses were way off… πŸ™‚

I’ve seen this Chery QQ zooming around the city in various psychedelic colors and they’re really cute and would look really nice with a hot girl behind the wheel… πŸ™‚

Congratulations to Philip and have fun with the car!

Great job as usual by Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee!

Till next time…

I’m out of here… Good times!