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Good times with Mo (Oct. 14, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on October 14, 2008 by Benj
Mo's favorite squeeze off celeb

Rico Yan

Hi guys, sorry for the much delayed blog post, I’ve been really busy with that dirty four letter word… WORK…

Finally escaped from the meetings and had the time to sit down and start blogging…

On to the show’s highlights:

Dreading dental visits

Mo had a toothache today and related how he really dreads going to the dentist… I mean who doesn’t, right? I’ve yet to meet a person who actually loved going to the dentist’s office… Well, except for the dentist himself, hehe…

So he comes up with a wacky suggestion for a new job… A dental assassin… Someone who knocks you out and drags you to the dental office to get your teeth pulled…

Not very practical but good for a few laughs… πŸ™‚

Most valuable celebrity faces

According to Forbes magazine, here’s the top ten list of the most valuable faces on the cover of magazines…

10. Owen Wilson
9. Heidi Montague
8. Shiloh Jolie Pitt
7. Surie Cruise
6. Jessica Simpson
5. Nicole Richie
4. Jamie Lynn Spears
3. Heath Ledger
2. Jennifer Aniston
1. Angelina Jolie

According to Mo, the number 1 local celebrity with the most saleable magazine cover is KC Concepcion… I could’ve sworn he’d pick Anne Curtis again…

Check out Angelina and Shiloh… good genes!

New Twilight trailer

For the fans of the Twilight series and can’t wait for the movie to hit the big screen, the new Twilight movie trailer has just been released and it’s so much better than the previous trailers…

Check it out at the official Twilight Movie site….

Celebrity Squeeze off contest

Mo was reminiscing about his favorite squeeze off celebs and he picked Sheryl Cruz as his all time squeeze off celeb. Mojo offered the late Rico Yan and Troy Montero as his favorite squeeze off celebs… Mojo let it slip that he also squeezed one off to Carlos Agassi…Β  I mean really? Carlos Agassi?

Mo also lamented the fact that kids nowadays just had to check out the internet to find their favorite celebrity pictures… He had to cut out the photos from magazines to squeeze off to, hehe…

Some other classic squeeze off celebs would probably be Anjanette Abayari and Nanette Medved, hehe..

You got to love Mo’s honesty, hehe…

Tips on dating hot women

Mo read this article about how to treat hot women… The gist of it is that you DON’T treat the hot girl any more special than other girls… Kind of reverse psychology… The rationale is that uber hot girls are so used to being fawned over that their interest gets piqued by the guy who tends to give them the brush off…

What’s the perspective of my hot girl readers? πŸ™‚

Breastfeeding in public

The gang had a spirited discussion about the merits of breastfeeding and the fact that breastfeeding helps to reduce the risk of breast cancer…

Anton triggered the discussion with the news that Angelina Jolie will be releasing some photos of her breastfeeding taken by her partner, Brad Pitt… Can’t wait for that, hehe…

If you ask me, I’m all for it… Let’s see more breasts in public! πŸ™‚

Piercings and bolitas

This discussion had me laughing all the way to the office… Somehow the topic veered to the topic of bolitas and piercings… Apparently, Mojo has had quite some experience with guys who’ve had piercings in their privates… Mo called Mojo such a slut and whore, hehe…

As usual, our Maria Korea, was shocked and started screaming when he explained bolitas and piercings in the unmentionables…

Damn Mojo, you’ve surely had a well-rounded sex life…

Maria Korea had a funny question on the bolitas… When you go through metal detectors wouldn’t it trigger the metal detectors?

Rocco needs training

Mo is asking for help to control his English bulldog, Rocco, which is starting to bite anybody that tries to stop him whenever he’s trying to eat glass, leather and other deadly stuff…

Any dog trainers around who can help him? πŸ™‚

Great show today and I’m really sorry for the delayed post…

I’ll let you in on the reason why I was so busy today when it’s official…

It’s good news though… πŸ™‚

Great, great times!

Good times with Mo (Sept. 29, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on September 29, 2008 by Benj
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Tiring show today, I agree with Grace, hehe… Mojo got all riled up and my man Mo Twister sure knows how to press all the right buttons to get him even more riled up!

Let’s find out what happened…

Nerd talk

The show began with some nerd talk about the latest gaming consoles and the callers’ preferences in these gadgets… I’m not really into gaming and it was early in the morning so I wasn’t on point so to speak…

I only have my ancient PS2 and my PC and laptop as my gaming platforms and I still don’t get to play all that often… But for hardcore gaming freaks out there, a caller had an excellent suggestion for you guys… Check out www.gamehopper.com.ph… For around 600 bucks a month, you can have your choice of games delivered to your doorstep… Sounds like a good deal to me… Anyway, check out the site for more details…

Ruffa Mae Quinto

I love it when Mo does interviews with celebrities and asks them the most basic questions that you’d think are absolutely no-brainers… Kind of like Jay Leno’s Jaywalking segment of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”…

I think my favorite guests over the past year were Katrina Halili and you guessed it, Ruffa Mae Quinto… Peachy, as she is also known is hilariously funny and with the right curves to boot… Check out her pic… Drool…. πŸ™‚
Unfortunately, she’s not exactly Einstein but her willingness to laugh at herself is really cool…

Anyway, the interview with Ruffa Mae was pre-taped and Mo asked her a series of questions and Grace, Mojo and Miguel have to guess if she answers the question correctly…

Question 1: Which superhero has retractable claws and the ability to heal himself quickly? Ruffa: X-men… Mo: Which one? Ruffa: Err… Wolverine? Tingtingtingting! πŸ™‚

Question 2: Who is the husband of the Virgin Mary and is considered as Jesus’ stepfather? Ruffa: Our Father? Mo: What’s his name? Ruffa: Err… Jehovah? Or witness ba siya ni Jehova? Mo: It’s Joseph… Ruffa: Yun nga ang gusto kong sabihin…

Question 3: What movie featured two men named Sam and Frodo who had to go to a mountain to get rid of a ring? Ruffa: *thinks*… Err I don’t know the answer…

Question 4: What is the name of the black US Presidential candidate? Ruffa: Hmmm, di ko sure yung name niya eh… Mo: Barack Obama… Ruffa: Kay McCain kasi ako…

Question 5: What is 7X8? Ruffa: *thinks*…. Err… 56? Tingtingtingtingting!

Well at least she’s got the multiplication table down pat… πŸ™‚

FWB

A caller phoned in and asked for advice from the Professor about his dilemma with a fairly hot friend of his who was giving him signs that she’d like their friendship to progress to something more than friendship… In other words she wanted to be an FWB or a Friend with benefits… I guess the other term FUBU wasn’t for primetime airing… πŸ™‚

The guy was married plus the girl knew this so I guess that was the cause of the dilemma… If he was single, I’m sure the horndog would have been all over her, hehe…

Omniscient Professor Mo gave some cool advice as always… Go for it if you REALLY want to, but be prepared for the consequences… Like if his wife found out or if the girl fell in love with him and he broke up with her, she’s probably going to be pretty vindictive and let the wife know that the guy has been naughty… πŸ™‚

Well, you can’t have your cake and eat it too, right?

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Lots of caller interaction today with a female caller asking for advice from the Professor about her husband who for various reasons had been emasculated (well not literally, thank God!) during their marriage… The husband is a pastor and the wife is very successful and earns tons more than the husband does…

I think this is a fairly common occurrence when the stereotype of the male provider and female homemaker is reversed… There is a loss of confidence and the husband defers most decisions to the wife as she is the one bringing home the bacon so to speak…

Unfortunately, the caller got cut off before Mo got the chance to give her his “Solomonic” wisdom… hehe

What’s your take on this guys?

Gays and toilets

Mo did a rehash of a former topic which they had before, pre-Grace Lee… It was the question of Gay toilets, to be or not to be? He asked for the opinions of the other hosts about what they thought of gays having their own toilets… The premise being that straight guys feel uncomfortable using the toilet if there are openly gay men using the same facility…

Mo and Miguel were on the same page on this one while Grace was, as usual, the voice of reason… πŸ™‚

Mojo being the “gayminist” that he is, got a bit hot under the collar at Mo for even suggesting such an idea… He was so peeved that he even started arguing with Miguel, hehe… The callers who called and agreed with Mo that a separate facility for gays was in order heard an earful from Mojo, hehe… Truly, Hell hath no fury than a gay guy provoked, hehe…

Mo tried to lighten the mood by suggesting that gay facilities would be extraordinarily hygienic and fragrant places with gays being spritzed with Chanel no. 5 before entering and leaving the facility, hehe…

Based on experience, some gays (but definitely not all, Mojo)Β  do take advantage of the occasion to take a peek at your wang while you’re doing your thing… It’s happened to me several times with the worst occasion being when a gay co-worker stood on the toilet bowl in the adjoining stall just to take a peek… Nearly punched him out right then and there… πŸ™‚

Hot lesbians and closet queens

A hot sounding lesbian called in to defend Mojo and argued that such a setup would be discriminatory and I would have to agree with her… Despite those incidents, I still would not want a separate facility for gays and lesbians or as Mo so eloquently put it, Mos and Bos… πŸ™‚

Non-virgin indicators

My man Mo in keeping with the rehash theme brought out his list of non-virgin indicators, namely:

  1. Permanent tattoos
  2. Heavy smoking

Mo mentioned a new indicator for non-virginity… thumb rings… Yup, girls wearing thumb rings are supposed to be non-virgins… I know, I know, thumb rings?

Grace suggested an even better indicator for non-virginity… Breast implants…

Just my take on it, a good indicator would probably be piercings, like bellybutton or tongue piercings, that just screams non-virgin to me… πŸ™‚

Lots more topics were discussed but this blog has passed the 1,000 word mark already and that’s a danger sign, hehe…

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Great times!