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Good Times with Mo (Nov. 4, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , on November 4, 2008 by Benj
Photo courtesy of Sports Illustrated

Photo courtesy of Sports Illustrated

Mo was giving away Rihanna and Chris Brown tickets and I tried to call in but the damned lines were always busy, hehe… In any event, I probably wouldn’t have won coz they were giving it away to the best impersonators of either Mo, Mojo or Grace…

Read on for the day’s highlights:

Impersonations

As stated in the intro, Rihanna and Chris Brown concert tickets were up for grabs by the best caller giving their impersonations of either of the 3 hosts…

A lot of the impersonators were pretty lame and Mo was pretty quick to cut them off and give them the loser buzzer…  But kudos to them, they had the guts, never mind the talent… 🙂

Regular caller Anton was a frontrunner but he was eventually overtaken by the last caller who did a hilarious impersonation of Mo, Mojo and Grace… Yeah, an imaginary conversation between the three hosts was done by our imaginative caller… Kind of like my imaginary blogs… His impression of Grace Lee was freakishly funny…

Congratulations dude!

Overrated

Mo discoursed at length about things the he feels are overrated for their price… He gave the example of business class tickets which for P50K you get unlimited orange juice and better food but he felt that the price difference between economy and business class didn’t justify the perks you get for the trip…

Havianas were also cited by Grace Lee and Mojo I think although they did admit to owning several pairs…

For the sports freaks out there, I think Yonex rackets are overrated in terms of price… I mean P10K for a racket? I can get a perfectly good racket for P3K (RSL)… And I’ve never ever truly seen a mediocre player become better by wielding a P10K Yonex racket… It looks good but their technique still sucks, hehe…

Any other examples?

Barack’s grandma dies

Some sad news for the Barack Obama fans, President to be Obama’s maternal grandmother who was very ill passed away on the eve of the US Presidential elections…

I just wish she could’ve seen her grandson become President of the United States before she passed…  😦

Ruffa Mae Q&A

My favorite Q&A superstar, Ruffa Mae Quinto, was interviewed again by Mo and asked several relatively simple questions and Mojo and Grace were asked to give their opinion if she could answer said questions.

Now, Ruffa Mae has been doing this segment for quite a while now and she is responsible for some “gems” which have tickled me silly in the past, amongst my favorites were:

Mo: What are the 4 Gospels in the Bible?

Ruffa Mae: Hindi ba 13 yun? Sina Peter, Paul, Simon, Jesus…

If I recall my Biblical classes correctly, the correct answer would have been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John… And oh, there were 12 apostles not 13, hehe…

Anyway, here’s Ruffa answering several questions from Mo:

Mo – What’s KPH?
Ruffa – Kilometers per hour?  Bravo!

Mo – The Chris Brown and Rihanna concert is going to be held at the Fort. In what city can you find “The Fort?
Ruffa – Taguig   Man, she’s on a roll…

Mo – Is the Philippine flag blue over red or red over blue?
Ruffa – Red over blue?  Ohhh, darn… that’s for wartime my dear…

Mo – Who’s the mayor of Manila?
Ruffa – Atienza? errr Lim? Alfredo Lim!   Tingtingting!

Wow, Ruffa Mae almost aceing our 2nd grader questions, hehe…

Fat girls getting more loving

In a recent study, it was found that fat women are getting more sex than their normal sized counterparts… I guess this validates Mo’s theory that no matter how fat or fugly a girl is, someone, somewhere is a guy willing to bang her… I mean the man’s a genius… Now he has scientific proof, hehe…

Grace Lee put her foot in her mouth again when she said that she always thought fat people didn’t get as much sex as “normal” people…

A caller phoned in and disagreed with Grace… He said he was 5’9″ and 275 lbs. and he’s had 6 one night stands, hehe… The catch? He doesn’t much care about appearances, as long as it moves and wears a skirt, he’s on it… 🙂

Dream lover

A cool couple called in and he guy related how he has Jessica Gomes pictures in his iPod and he had a stash of porn there as well… And the cool thing is, his wife was okay with it and that she watches porn with her husband…

Mo asked him if he ever fantasized being with another woman while he was making love with his wife… Yes, yes and yes… And the guy didn’t mind admitting it in front of his wife…

Mo was impressed and said they could hang with him anytime… He thought they were realistic and not at all hypocritical… 🙂

Another caller chimed in that he did a loser move…. He was making love with his girlfriend and he called her by another name, hehe…

Now that’s a super loser move… No wonder his girl dumped him…

Great show today!

Loving it more and more…

Great times, guys!

Good times with Mo (Oct. 13, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2008 by Benj
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Woohoo! After a week of missing our favorite radio show, the gang’s back together with DJ Miguel! Well, Mojo was “manning” the fort during the previous week but hour long discussions on diamonds and melamine weren’t overwhelmingly entertaining….

Lots of good stuff on the show today and so without further ado, here’s the show:

Movie talk

As is usual for the show, Mo started with some light topics including the latest movies in town… Mo’s recommended movie, Tropic Thunder, starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr. has an interesting concept, it’s basically a movie within a movie… Oh and by the way, try to find Robert Downey, Jr. in this movie when you see it… 🙂

Other movies:

Mirrors –  Mo suggests that we give it a miss… We’ll I’ve downloaded it already, should be worth a peek…

Twilight Movie – I guess a lot of Edward Cullen fans are hankering for this movie, it’s coming out on the 21st of November…

By the way, if you’re a fan of vampires and humans falling in love, there’s a series on HBO which you might want to check out… It’s called “True Blood” and it’s on my watch list right now… I’m at episode 5 already and I’d have to say it’s a very interesting show and considerably more mature than Twilight…

For the horndogs out there, there’s a lot of sex between vampires and humans in this series and some bondage as well, hehe… Kinky, I know…

Check it out on your favorite torrent sites…

Kim Kardashian at 14

My man Mo’s been keeping “abreast” of the latest Kim Kardashian news and as he shared earlier in the show, Kim’s posted a picture of herself on her blogsite when she was 14 years old… Her “point” was to squash rumors that she’s had work done on her voluptuous bod…

Damn, I’d have to admit that Kim was too smoking hot at age 14… Not very pretty though but she sure filled out that bikini really well… When Filipina girls are just having their training bras and braces put on, Kim was already wearing bikinis and showing off some impressive cup C cleavage…

I’d have to say “Amen” to that…

Britney Spears video

Speaking of skanks, Mo’s favorite singer, Britney Spears, just released a new music video entitled “Womanizer”… I just checked out the video and I’ll have to say that Britney’s personal trainer and cosmetic surgeon are worth the thousands of dollars she’s paying them…

Her sauna scenes in the video are worth the price of admission… The problem with Britney is that her “hotness” is off again, on again… She hasn’t attained that level of consistency in terms of hotness…

By the way, as an aside, I guess Britney’s not setting the best example for her younger sister, 17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears, who’s pregnant with her 2nd child! She had her 1st one at age 16… They’re sure starting them young over there…

More of that later…

Osama bin Laden poetry

During the show, the infamous Osama bin Laden, terrorist leader extraordinaire and the “brains” behind the deadly 9/11 attacks, “called” the show to promote his new book of poetry… 🙂

Yup, you read it right, the man known for executing his own people and killing thousands of innocent people has a “sensitive” side…

Now, how famous has Mo Twister gotten that even “Osama” is calling for some airtime on the GTWM show? George “Dubya” Bush has been hunting Bin Laden for the past 8 years and he hasn’t had as much as a sniff of a missile lock on this elusive desert fox…

Our turbanned guest, recited some “romantic” poems which were pretty funny… Not sidesplittingly funny but he had me throwing down some loud guffaws…

Check out Tonting and Jordan’s site later for the recordings…

Rihanna and Chris Brown in concert

I’ve got to score some tickets to this concert… Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown are confirmed to be holding a concert here in the Fort on November 16… If you get the tickets between Oct. 15-31, you get a discount and I believe that the tickets are very reasonably priced considering the caliber and fame of the singers…

Ticket prices are at P 3090, P 1545, and P 309. Regular ticket prices (from November 1 to 16) are at P10300,  5150, 3090 and 618. For inquiries and reservations, you can call Ticketworld at 891-9999.

Piolo’s junk

Ever observant Mo noted that there’s a new Bench billboard of Piolo Pascual northbound from SLEX which apparently had our radio diva Mojo Jojo all aflutter… The reason? Piolo was shirtless and the “bulge” he was packing in his pants was enough to poke one in the eye…

It was too big that Mo wondered if it was “digitally enhanced” (i.e. Photoshopped)…

Couldn’t care less really… 🙂

105 year old virgin

Another interesting piece of news from Mo… A little old lady from Britain is claiming that she may be the world’s oldest virgin… 105 year old Clara Meadmore, attributes celibacy as the reason for her longevity…

She’s not a virgin because of religious reasons according to her… “I have just never been interested in sex. I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things.”

I thought that she was a gargoyle when she was younger and that was the reason she hasn’t been throwing it down but even in her 30’s she didn’t look half bad…

Mo said that he’ll have to take one for the team and devirginize the old lady… ROTFLMAO!

That’s pretty gross even for you Mo, hehe…

Maybe you can ask Shigeo Tokuda (a 73 year old porn star from Japan) to take one for the team instead… 🙂

Flapjack’s freebies

Flapjack’s restaurant gave away free meals today to the first 100 listeners of GTWM who showed up at their Greenhills branch and said the correct password “Anne Curtis’ mole”…

Too bad the other password ideas Mo had happened after they announced the password on air…

The secondary passwords were:

  1. I’m in love with my first cousin
  2. I have STD (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)

That would have been hilarious!

Breast feeding

Speaking of Jamie Lynn Spears earlier, she got pregnant for the second time because she thought that since she was breastfeeding her 1st child, she couldn’t get pregnant again…

This triggered a discussion as to the merits of this idea… I mean we’ve all heard this at one time or another but is it really true? Well I did some research and I found out that it only “reduces” your chance of getting pregnant but you should have a secondary contraceptive plan to ensure that you don’t get pregnant…

Oh and the secondary contraceptive plan I’m talking about doesn’t involve breastfeeding the father too… 🙂

Mojo’s hair

Mo dissed Mojo’s hair on air and said that he’s the most unfashionable gay guy he’s ever known… Apparently, Mojo had some sort of Mohawk action going on right now… Not quite Mr. T but close…

Maybe Mojo should start watching “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” re-runs… 🙂

Mo’s new show on ANC

I just watched Mo’s new show on ANC entitled IMO (In My Opinion with Mo Twister) and it was freaking hilarious… Mo was on point last night (it was aired live) and I loved the show’s concept…

I’ll put up a blog about it later… Watch for it, hehe… Too funny!

Till then, I’m out of here…

Great times!