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Good times with Mo (Oct. 29, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2008 by Benj
Karate Kid Shower Costume

Karate Kid Shower Costume

Today’s show had a Halloween theme, well sort of, but discussions about sex and other fun stuff never goes out of style… Particularly for our favorite radio show…

Read on for some of the show’s highlights:

Ah’nuld, Stallone and Gollum

Don Puno, nephew of DILG secretary Ronnie Puno and owner of the famous Alchemy bar, was on hand to promote a Halloween event at Alchemy and also to demonstrate his vocal impersonation talents… If you can recall, Mo asked Don to call the show as Stallone on a prank interview some months ago… The guy was so good that for a couple of minutes, Mojo actually thought he was “the” Sylvester Stallone… πŸ™‚

Don also does impersonations of California governor and former Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lord of the Ring villain, Gollum… His Gollum is spot on… πŸ™‚

Great job!

Halloween costumes

Speaking of Halloween, Mojo was wondering what Halloween costume he’d wear to the Alchemy party… He was considering going as Storm of X-men… A lot of the callers had hilarious suggestions for Mojo but he ruled out anything involving Spandex coz he doesn’t look good in them, hehe…

I wouldn’t think so Mojo… πŸ™‚

One of the coolest costumes I’ve seen in movies is when Mr. Miyagi made Daniel san a shower costume… Now that’s a cool idea!

Maybe you guys would want to help Mojo out with some costume suggestions…

13 Hottest Dead Girls

Still with the Halloween Theme, Mo went through the list of the 13 Hottest Dead Celebrities according to an article by Spike.com. Never mind if you don’t know some of the names, just read the article and you’ll see their photos and the reason why they were famous… πŸ™‚

13. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez – The “L” in TLC
12. Jean Harlow – a classic but definitely way before our time…
11. Anna Nicole Smith – blond bombshell who married rich
10. Princess Diana
9. Dorothy Stratten – Who?
8. Selena – shot by the President of her own fan club…
7. Edie Sedgwick- just read the article, hehe
6. Krissy Taylor – oohh lala… Smokin… Ooopss, I sounded like a necrophiliac there for a second…
5. Gia Carangi – watch Angelina Jolie in her biopic “Gia”… She was incredible during her prime!
4. Jayne Mansfield – another blond bombshell
3. Aaliyah – R Kelly’s girl… great singer
2. Sharon Tate – killed by followers of Charles “The Monster” Manson
1. Marilyn Monroe – at Numero Uno, even JFK will agree…

As always, Mo wanted to do a local version… Hmmm who’d you put on that list?

Rihanna Interview

Nothing even remotely Halloweenish about Rihanna, one of my favorite R&B artists… Yes, you read it right, Mo finally got Rihanna on the show albeit at an indecently early hour on the show, around 6:10AM and she called from the airport… Talk about busy…

I liked Rihanna even more after her interview, she had a nice personality and she was fairly articulate considering her age and fame… Mo told her about Mojo’s plan to do the Umbrella dance moves at her concert with Chris Brown… Rihanna was okay with it and said that a lot of her fans do that whenever she sings “Umbrella” at her concerts… πŸ™‚

Tonting will probably have it up later on his site… Check it out if you missed it…

Young house owners

Mo asked the listeners to call in if they already owned a house at a relatively young age and how they did it… He was thinking about it when he was decorating his condo in Eastwood and one of his frustrations was that he still didn’t own his own place…

I think that majority of Filipinos still rent but should seriously think about owning their own place by their 30’s… It’s a good investment and kind of gives you that satisfaction that you own a little piece of the earth, hehe…

Chime in if you have your own interesting story about owning your own place…

Sweet guy

A listener wrote the show to ask Mojo to read a letter on-air to his wife who’s leaving him after 5 years of marriage… He said that his wife no longer laughs at his jokes and she was always giving him the cold shoulder…

The segment reminded me of Joe the Mango’s advice show on radio some years back, hehe…

But the gesture was sweet and I hope the guy and his girl get back together… Good luck!

Secrets part deux

The Share A Secret portion was so successful that callers were offering to share secrets even though they weren’t disussing that topic anymore…

Skank

Lady caller one shared her secret about sleeping with her elder sister’s boyfriend… and her bestfriend’s boyfriend… Whew! For her trouble she got called a skank by Mojo Jojo… πŸ™‚

I thought it was a bit unfair, even granting that she was a skank, Mojo shouldn’t have told her that and just gave her advice or something.

Delayed

Another lady caller was sleeping with 2 guys at the same time and she was “delayed”… Worst thing about it is that she didn’t know who the father was… Mo and Grace advised her to take a pregnancy test and start using protection if she wasn’t pregnant…

Not quite so famous celebrity

Another lady shared a secret that she bore the child of a celebrity who was already married to a beauty queen for 10 years… When prompted to name the celebrity, she didn’t want to give it out on air… The clue she gave was that the celebrity was connected with Bigfish…

Finally, Mo got her to name the celebrity but my man Mo drew a blank, hehe…

Apparently, not an A-lister…

Who do you think the guy is?

Great show as always!

Good times! πŸ™‚

Good Times with Mo (Oct. 28, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2008 by Benj

I’m writing this post at nearly 12 midnight of today… Long story, but I was out of town on a business trip and there was no internet access where I was during the day and I spent most of the night driving back to Manila stuck in horrendous traffic and knee deep flooding… 😦

I took notes though while I was listening to the show this morning so I would still have something to blog about… Sorry about the delay guys… πŸ™‚

Great, great show today and it helped relieve the boredom of driving alone…

Bedroom posters

Mo went retro today and asked the listeners about their favorite bedroom posters in their teens… A lot of callers had Phoebe Cates posters for one reason or another… Hmmm…. I wonder why, hehe… That included Mo who unwittingly revealed an interesting factoid… He still slept beside his Mom till he was 15, hehe…. That’s pretty gay, Mo… πŸ™‚

What posters did you have up when you were younger? Or are they still up on your bedroom walls?

Mojo too fat?

Mo raised an interesting point about Mojo Jojo on today’s show… He said that Mojo has never been as successful and led as meaningful a life as he does now and yet he looks his absolute worst…Β  When he was young and not quite as famous as he is now, he looked pretty good, said Mo… Now he’s been elected town mayor of Porkville, hehe…

His theory as to why Mojo’s getting too fat? Aside from the obvious reason that he loves to stuff YangChow fried rice down his hatch, his clothes are too baggy…

Mo’s advice? Wear tight fitting clothes and you won’t be tempted to overeat… Kind of like a fish in a bowl analogy, the fish only grows as large as the bowl…Β  πŸ™‚

YouTube videos

If you’re wondering what the funny video above is about, it’s the new Guitar Hero World Tour edition commercial that Mo found on YouTube… It was freaking hilarious seeing Kobe, Michael Phelps, A-Rod and Tony Hawk letting their hair down (well figuratively, at least)…

Another video which Mo mentioned but not quite as funny is the clip of a terrible skydiving accident wherein a skydiver is sucked out of the plane and gets stuck on the plane’s tail… Pretty grim, I thought…. Check it out here

72 year old man stuck

Speaking of stuck, in response to a hot sounding nurse who called in, Mo related a story about a 72 year old man who got his wang stuck in a pipe after he tried to make unnatural love with it… It took hours for paramedics to free him… Darn, I can just imagine the embarrassment of it…

Kind of reminds me of Ben Stiller’s zipper scene in that laughaton “There’s Something About Mary”… Now that’s a funny movie… Hair gel anyone? πŸ™‚

Boob job for a cause

I know I’ve said it a million times but let me just say it again, Mo Twister is a freaking genius… But enough ass kissing, let’s find out why…

Mo, read an email from a listener who according to her is a virgin, a certified NBSB (No boyfriend since birth) who is hardworking, smart and hot, well at least half hot… She claims that her face is pretty hot but she was cursed with an ironing board for a chest… Probably a negative A cup from her description… πŸ™‚

Anyway, she wanted to ask Mo’s help and generosity if he would be willing to sponsor a boob job for her… To complete her transformation, to empower her, to make her more self confident, yada, yada, yada… I wonder where she got the idea? Maybe because Mo sponsored a boob job prior? πŸ™‚

In typical Mo Twister fashion, he came up with the stroke of genius to do a fund raiser for the girl’s boob job… Sort of like a BOOB JOB FOR A CAUSE… He’s willing to chip in, not only with cash but also his connections in the beauty industry to make the girl’s dream come true but he wanted the listeners to chip in as well and make a collective effort for the girl… How noble, hehe…

To get things rolling, he asked the girl to send in a pic and he’s going to post it online (I’m volunteering my blog, Mo) and ask the listeners’ opinion if she is indeed hot and worth the boob job… If she is, he’s going to make her dreams come true…

Let’s see what comes out of this little plot of evil genius by Mr. Gumatay, hehe…

Rihanna interview

Well, there wasn’t… R&B superstar Rihanna had a scheduling conflict and was unavailable for the scheduled interview today with Mo and the gang…

Too bad, I was really looking forward to the interview… But it’s going to happen, I have faith… πŸ™‚

Sex Drive

Mo asked the readers and Grace Lee whom he thinks has a relatively sedate sex drive if the difference in the sex drives of a couple results in problems for them in their relationship…

Grace refused to discuss the issue extensively but only said she didn’t think so…

My man Khalesh had a beautiful analogy… He said that he was more of a marathon runner while his wife was a 100 meter sprinter… πŸ™‚

One caller boasted of his unflagging stamina claiming that he could last for 45 minutes while his girlfriend/wife was done in 10… That’s kind of hard to believe… Even the best porn stars can only last 30 minutes… I think 45 minutes is really stretching it, literally and figuratively…

I think the overall consensus was that, yes, it did have an effect and sometimes frustratingly so for the men…

Great show today and Good times!