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Good times with Mo (Oct. 23, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2008 by Benj
Screen cap of FHM magazine cover

Screen cap of FHM magazine cover

The gang was finally complete today with our radio supermodel diva Mojo Jojo finally back from his vacation in Iloilo. I never thought I’d say this but I really missed Mojo and with him back, the show had a totally different energy to it… Great times!

Let’s look back at what happened on the show today:

Born again Christians

There was a fairly heated discussion early in the show about Born again Christians… Just a bit of a backgrounder, our Mojo Jojo has shown a strong indication that they’re not really his favorite people for a number of reasons but mainly because of their condemnation of homosexuality which naturally didn’t sit well with Mojo…

Mojo called them a “cult” and Mo asked him to repeat the word over and over again just to get him in trouble with Born again Christian listeners, hehe…

Best Boobs in Hollywood

Well of course after all that “pious” talk, Mo reverted back to his true self and decided to talk about one of the subjects nearest and dearest to his heart, boobies!. In Touch Magazine in the US recently released their top 10 list of the best boobs in Hollywood for 2008. Among the topnotchers were:

10.  Beyonce Knowles – nice booty, too…
9.  Megan Fox – Oh yeah, man! That scene in Transformers with her leaning over to fix the Camaro, sigh…
8.  Jennifer Aniston – Nah…
7.  Audrina Partridge – Check out egotastic.com, she’s whoring it up there…
6.  Katherine Heigl – Mo mentioned her breakout movie, “My Father the Hero” with Gérard Depardieu,  check it out, she was smoking hot in that movie…
5.  Lindsay Lohan – Nah, too droopy for me…
4.  Carmen Elektra – She’s old…
3.  Scarlett Johansson – Now, THAT’S what I’m talking about…
2.  Tyra Banks – she’s gone to Porkville, but her D’s are real…
1.  Jessica Simpson – WTF?

Best Boobs Among Local Celebrities

Of course Mohan couldn’t resist doing a local version of the self same survey but this time for local celebrities. However, as any true connoisseur would know, there are disagreements amongst even the horndogs on such a controversial topic:

Sorry but I couldn’t remember all the blessed ladies on the list because Mo went through it so quickly… And neither am I sure about the order:

10. Francine Prieto – definitely should not be at number 10, probably top 3 all time…
9. Rica Peralejo – too fake for me…
8. Grace Lee – #8 is kind of low for Grace with her D’s maybe because the twins are so rarely seen…
7. Angel Locsin – yeah baby… Darna anyone?
6. Angelica Panganiban – I’d switch places with Derek Ramsey in a heartbeat…
5. I missed one… 😦
4. Katya Santos – Mo saw them up close and personal, lucky Mo!
3. Ehra Madrigal – some of the most perfect ones I’ve seen… and they’re au naturel….
2. Sunshine Cruz – one of my favorite squeeze off celebs…
1. Maureen Larazabal – again fake boobies but Mo’s right, the doctor who did this should be commended!

Some other notables who Mo failed to mention are Ruffa Mae Quinto, Jessa Zaragosa, Jennifer Lee, Ana Leah Javier (Hot babes) and a whole slew of others…

Freeloaders

A good deal of time was spent on discussing freeloaders… Especially relatives, siblings, cousins, uncles and aunts who rely on their well off relatives for financial assistance… In other words, Le Parasite…

My take on this is that yes, if we’re filthy rich we definitely need to share the wealth around but if we’re just okay, meaning not too rich and not too poor either, then we shouldn’t be the “HOST” to their “PARASITE”…

Some of these freeloaders are just too shameless, hehe… And the worst thing is that if you yourself are strapped for cash and cannot give money to them, they’d get angry with you and call you an ingrate… Geez, what’s up with that?

What’s your take on this? Do you have parasitic relatives you need to get rid off? I’d recommend Combantrin, it kills roundworms, tapeworms and other critters… 🙂

Himala again

Mo played for the 2nd straight day, Bamboo’s live rendition of one of the best OPM songs of all time, HIMALA for Mojo Jojo’s benefit…

It never gets old, and I wouldn’t mind if they added that version to their regular playlist… 🙂

Goosebump inducing indeed!

Hong Kong and Macau

The gang will be in Macau and Hong Kong over the weekend as part of Magic 89.9’s annual overseas trip for  regular DJ’s. Now isn’t that a nice perk… I wish all companies were like that!

Have fun in Hong Kong and Macau guys!

Categories Game

The lame game called the Categories Game made a comeback today for prizes comprising of GC’s courtesy of Fruit Magic… First category played was relatively interesting… Philippine dialects with Mo giving Visaya as a dialect… Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think Visaya is a dialect per se… The dialects falling under Visaya I believe would be: Waray, Cebuano, Ilonggo, etc… Mo won this round versus the caller…

Second category was Philippine fruits with Grace Lee going up against another female caller… The caller was very good with such native delicacies as Duhat and bayabas being mentioned… Needless to say, Grace lost this one, hehe…

Great to have Mojo Jojo back… For all the bitching that Mo does regarding Mojo, I think the show is indeed so much better with Mojo around… He gives the show the “gay” touch which is just so funny…

Great times!

Good times with Mo (Oct. 22, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , on October 22, 2008 by Benj
John Travolta - Stayin Alive!

John Travolta - Stayin Alive!

The show today barely coasted along but in a true testament to Mo’s talent, he still managed to make the show entertaining… And of course Grace Lee was there to help things along…

What screwed up Mo’s plans for today’s show was Ruffa Mae Quinto’s no-show… Mo had planned the show around Ruffa Mae with questions on the Celebrity Trivia segment plus a round of Forbidden Questions… I’m sure Peachy would have been a great subject…

Although, according to Mo she apologized and promised to be there next week to do the show with them… Hopefully, Forbidden Questions with Ruffa Mae Quinto? Yeah man!

Now on to the show’s highlights:

Chiz Escudero vs. Bamboo

A caller phoned in recalling Bamboo’s out of this world performance of the hit song “Himala” and promptly asked Grace that considering the similarity in features between Chiz and Bamboo, who she would prefer, Chiz or Bamboo…

Grace unequivocally picked Chiz… I guess she really did mean it when she said “I LOVE YOU CHIZ ESCUDERO”.

Angelina’s breastfeeding photos

Mo shared the news that pictures of Angelina breastfeeding her new baby, taken by her partner, Brad Pitt, were now available online on Mo’s favorite celebrity website, www.egotastic.com.

The photos, taken in black and white and somewhat grainy were sold to W Magazine with the proceeds of the sale going to charity…

It’s not like we haven’t seen Angelina naked before (Original Sin, anyone?) but she still has some decent pulling power… 🙂

Hmmm, I want some milk!

Bacon power

I didn’t know this bit of trivia but apparently my man Mo is in love with those little pieces of thinly sliced and perfectly seasoned pork taken from Ms. Piggy’s belly called “bacon”… 🙂

He loves it so much that he listed a number of ridiculous things he would do for a bowl of perfectly cooked bacon, including cutting off his left arm, hehe…

The callers chimed in with their own lists of things they’d be willing to give up for bacon… It ranged from the sublime to the ridiculous and everything else in between…

I love bacon but cutting off my left arm for it? No frigging way! Imagine doing your business in the restroom with one hand only? 🙂

Himala Replay

Mo replayed the portion of yesterday’s show when Bamboo sang “Himala”… It was awesome then and it was awesome today… Goosebumps, hehe…

Mo said he’ll put up the recording on the show’s multiply site… Check it out…

CPR to the tune of Stayin Alive

I read about this article a few days ago and I thought that it was strangely apt for the procedure of CPR…  And no, it’s not a hoax, there is a proven scientific study which states that doctors or paramedics who use the song “Stayin Alive” by the Bee Gees helped keep them within the ideal threshold of 100 compressions per minute in order to increase the chances of reviving a victim…

For the less optimistic first aid practitioner, Queen’s “Another one bites the dust” also helps keep the same beat… 🙂

Check out the article here

Virginity for sale

A lot of today’s discussions were derived from that indispensable research tool, the Internet… Mo shared the story of a 22 year old student who was selling her virginity on the internet… According to the news article, the girl (who really isn’t that hot) had gotten bids of up to US$3.8M for her virginity…

This just confirms my theory about high priced paintings and well, expensive hymens… People will pay huge sums for something “unattainable” or for exclusivity… Geez, for US$3.8M I’d do just about anything, hehe…

Damn, but that’s one expensive hymen!

Celebrity Trivia

Too bad Ruffa Mae Quinto wasn’t on the show, she’s one of my favorite comediennes and she does have a drop dead gorgeous body…  It would have been too funny…

Just to remind us of what could have been, Mo played a series of clips from his favorite celebrity trivia interviews…

Ruffa Mae Quinto

Mo: Who’s the African American candidate running as President of USA?

Ruffa Mae: Hindi si McCain, yung isa… [Thinks for 2 minutes]

Mo: It’s Barack Obama

Ruffa Mae: Yun nga, si Obama nga… McCain kasi ako, hehe…

Christine Reyes

Mo: What does UN stand for?

Christine: Errr… United Nations…

Mo: Correct!

Jay-R

Mo: Who is on the 500 peso bill?

Jay-R: That’s funny coz that guy looks just like my Uncle, but I don’t know his name…

Mo: It’s Ninoy Aquino…

I’m seriously disappointed Jay-R… You missed Ninoy?

Ruffa Mae Quinto

Mo: What is a valedictorian?

Ruffa Mae: An honor student?

Mo: What kind of honor student?

Ruffa Mae: Hindi ko alam eh… Di naman ako nag-college…

Wow… she missed that one…. They stop giving out valedictorian awards in college, my dear…

Forgetful girl

A caller phoned in regarding the topic of multiple partners and she said that her boyfriend who’s supposedly a good looking dude had a lot of partners prior to her, around 25 or so… She’s also been around the block with 15 or so but for the life of her she couldn’t remember the exact number, hehe…

Her dilemma was that her boyfriend wasn’t down with her having had a lot of experience… Talk about double standards, hehe…

However what stood out for Mo was the fact that the girl couldn’t remember the number of men she’d been to bed with… It shattered one of his dearly held beliefs that females “remember” every man they’ve slept with…

The caller said that some men were just “forgettable”… Ouch!

First boyfriend at 37

To wrap up the show, a caller related a story of how his 38 year old wife and he got together (he’s only 24)… He was very proud of the fact that he married his wife when she was still a virgin… A couple more years and she’d have starred in the movie “The 40 year old virgin”…. 🙂

Great story though and good luck to the caller and their new baby…

Well that’s the show for today…

Hope you had fun reading…

Till next time!

Good times!

Good times with Mo (Sept. 29, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , on September 29, 2008 by Benj
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Tiring show today, I agree with Grace, hehe… Mojo got all riled up and my man Mo Twister sure knows how to press all the right buttons to get him even more riled up!

Let’s find out what happened…

Nerd talk

The show began with some nerd talk about the latest gaming consoles and the callers’ preferences in these gadgets… I’m not really into gaming and it was early in the morning so I wasn’t on point so to speak…

I only have my ancient PS2 and my PC and laptop as my gaming platforms and I still don’t get to play all that often… But for hardcore gaming freaks out there, a caller had an excellent suggestion for you guys… Check out www.gamehopper.com.ph… For around 600 bucks a month, you can have your choice of games delivered to your doorstep… Sounds like a good deal to me… Anyway, check out the site for more details…

Ruffa Mae Quinto

I love it when Mo does interviews with celebrities and asks them the most basic questions that you’d think are absolutely no-brainers… Kind of like Jay Leno’s Jaywalking segment of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”…

I think my favorite guests over the past year were Katrina Halili and you guessed it, Ruffa Mae Quinto… Peachy, as she is also known is hilariously funny and with the right curves to boot… Check out her pic… Drool…. 🙂
Unfortunately, she’s not exactly Einstein but her willingness to laugh at herself is really cool…

Anyway, the interview with Ruffa Mae was pre-taped and Mo asked her a series of questions and Grace, Mojo and Miguel have to guess if she answers the question correctly…

Question 1: Which superhero has retractable claws and the ability to heal himself quickly? Ruffa: X-men… Mo: Which one? Ruffa: Err… Wolverine? Tingtingtingting! 🙂

Question 2: Who is the husband of the Virgin Mary and is considered as Jesus’ stepfather? Ruffa: Our Father? Mo: What’s his name? Ruffa: Err… Jehovah? Or witness ba siya ni Jehova? Mo: It’s Joseph… Ruffa: Yun nga ang gusto kong sabihin…

Question 3: What movie featured two men named Sam and Frodo who had to go to a mountain to get rid of a ring? Ruffa: *thinks*… Err I don’t know the answer…

Question 4: What is the name of the black US Presidential candidate? Ruffa: Hmmm, di ko sure yung name niya eh… Mo: Barack Obama… Ruffa: Kay McCain kasi ako…

Question 5: What is 7X8? Ruffa: *thinks*…. Err… 56? Tingtingtingtingting!

Well at least she’s got the multiplication table down pat… 🙂

FWB

A caller phoned in and asked for advice from the Professor about his dilemma with a fairly hot friend of his who was giving him signs that she’d like their friendship to progress to something more than friendship… In other words she wanted to be an FWB or a Friend with benefits… I guess the other term FUBU wasn’t for primetime airing… 🙂

The guy was married plus the girl knew this so I guess that was the cause of the dilemma… If he was single, I’m sure the horndog would have been all over her, hehe…

Omniscient Professor Mo gave some cool advice as always… Go for it if you REALLY want to, but be prepared for the consequences… Like if his wife found out or if the girl fell in love with him and he broke up with her, she’s probably going to be pretty vindictive and let the wife know that the guy has been naughty… 🙂

Well, you can’t have your cake and eat it too, right?

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Lots of caller interaction today with a female caller asking for advice from the Professor about her husband who for various reasons had been emasculated (well not literally, thank God!) during their marriage… The husband is a pastor and the wife is very successful and earns tons more than the husband does…

I think this is a fairly common occurrence when the stereotype of the male provider and female homemaker is reversed… There is a loss of confidence and the husband defers most decisions to the wife as she is the one bringing home the bacon so to speak…

Unfortunately, the caller got cut off before Mo got the chance to give her his “Solomonic” wisdom… hehe

What’s your take on this guys?

Gays and toilets

Mo did a rehash of a former topic which they had before, pre-Grace Lee… It was the question of Gay toilets, to be or not to be? He asked for the opinions of the other hosts about what they thought of gays having their own toilets… The premise being that straight guys feel uncomfortable using the toilet if there are openly gay men using the same facility…

Mo and Miguel were on the same page on this one while Grace was, as usual, the voice of reason… 🙂

Mojo being the “gayminist” that he is, got a bit hot under the collar at Mo for even suggesting such an idea… He was so peeved that he even started arguing with Miguel, hehe… The callers who called and agreed with Mo that a separate facility for gays was in order heard an earful from Mojo, hehe… Truly, Hell hath no fury than a gay guy provoked, hehe…

Mo tried to lighten the mood by suggesting that gay facilities would be extraordinarily hygienic and fragrant places with gays being spritzed with Chanel no. 5 before entering and leaving the facility, hehe…

Based on experience, some gays (but definitely not all, Mojo)  do take advantage of the occasion to take a peek at your wang while you’re doing your thing… It’s happened to me several times with the worst occasion being when a gay co-worker stood on the toilet bowl in the adjoining stall just to take a peek… Nearly punched him out right then and there… 🙂

Hot lesbians and closet queens

A hot sounding lesbian called in to defend Mojo and argued that such a setup would be discriminatory and I would have to agree with her… Despite those incidents, I still would not want a separate facility for gays and lesbians or as Mo so eloquently put it, Mos and Bos… 🙂

Non-virgin indicators

My man Mo in keeping with the rehash theme brought out his list of non-virgin indicators, namely:

  1. Permanent tattoos
  2. Heavy smoking

Mo mentioned a new indicator for non-virginity… thumb rings… Yup, girls wearing thumb rings are supposed to be non-virgins… I know, I know, thumb rings?

Grace suggested an even better indicator for non-virginity… Breast implants…

Just my take on it, a good indicator would probably be piercings, like bellybutton or tongue piercings, that just screams non-virgin to me… 🙂

Lots more topics were discussed but this blog has passed the 1,000 word mark already and that’s a danger sign, hehe…

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Great times!