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Good Times with Mo (January 8, 2009)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on January 8, 2009 by Benj

It was an AWESOME show today and I feel sorry for you guys who may have missed it… It made up for the horrendous traffic jams I had to wade through in getting to the office…

Not to worry though… You have this blog to update you or if you wish you can head on over to Tonting’s site for the day’s recording… It should be up by the time you read this post…

So with further ado, let’s do the recap:

Mariah sCarey

Mo talked about Mariah Carey’s new version of the song Hero and how scary she now looks compared to when she did the original version of the song in 1993… That was 15 years ago… Geez, it’s been that long?

She was a favorite jackoff subject then but since then she’s obviously had a lot of work done and it’s all gone downhill for her… Well in terms of looks at least…

Too bad…

Now, when I see her, I can’t help but go… WTF, did she do with herself?

For the Pinocchio in all of us

The show would not be complete without Mo sharing an article or two that he found while trawling the internet… In today’s show, he shared this interesting article from CNN.com

White lies we tell all the time, some of the ones I’m guilty of include the following:

  1. The number of sexual partners you’ve had plus or minus five
  2. That you totally just washed your hands
  3. That the reason for your eyebags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading”Twilight”
  4. That you didn’t just fart right now
  5. Your height and weight on your driver’s license

Hmmm, I can’t relate… Liar, hehe… Guilty as charged of some of those things… How many of these “offenses” have you committed? 🙂

How much for a night?

Mo introduced a juicy “what if” topic which had the phone lines and the text lines buzzing… He posed a hypothetical question which went something like this…

“If celebrities (male and female) were prostitutes, how much of your monthly income would you be willing to spend for a roll in the hay with them and which celebrity would you spend it on?”

Mojo was incredibly thrifty and was willing to spend only P15K for night with Gerald Anderson, hehehe…

Maria Korea surprised me when she said that out of her average monthly income of P250K, she’d be willing to spend P50, no P80K on Richard Gutierrez… Mo called her a liar and said that she’d probably spend all the P250K if it would be possible to get Richard… Grace blushed and turned red as a beet… Which meant it was probably true, hehe…

Mo was willing to spring P120 – P150K for his top 3

  1. Cristine Reyes
  2. Anne Curtis
  3. Maureen Larazabal

In that order, hmmmm… Seems like Anne is falling out of favor, hehe…

A wise-cracking texter said he’d spend P400K for a foursome with Mo, Mojo and Grace, hehe… Mo agreed as long as he’ll go first, hehe… No sloppy seconds for my man, hehe…

For me, I’d probably be willing to spend P100K for a night with either Cristine Reyes or Ehra Madrigal…

Oh yeah, WOAINIMO, one of our regular readers pitched in an offer P80K plus a plateful of bacon for the pleasure of bedding Mo Twister… He said he’d do it just for the bacon 🙂

Pitch in with your favorites, dear readers and make it count, hehe…

Animal fun

More phallic talk from Mo… Did you know that the gorilla has the smallest penis in proportion to its body size? It’s only about the size of a thumb…

In contrast the male African bull elephant has a wang that’s 6.5 feet long… That’s a Kobe Bryant, hehe…

The blue whale is also packing some heat down there as the longest measured wangbone came in at an astonishing 8 feet… That’s longer than Yao Ming… 🙂

For more “educational” stuff, check out this article

Stone Cold Stunner

I was hesitant to include the story of this girl who called yesterday because her story while it was highly amusing didn’t ring quite true with me…

But then without warning, the plot thickened on today’s show as we got confirmation that this story was true!

Background

A listener named Basia, phoned in yesterday regarding the topic of getting caught in the act while cheating… She said that she caught her boyfriend buck naked with another girl in her condo getting down and dirty… She beat up the girl and then delivered a stone cold stunner on her! For the uninitiated, a stone cold stunner is a move that was the signature finishing move of WWE wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin… Check out the Youtube clip above to get an idea what the hell I’m talking about…

Geez, the girl apparently was a fan of the WWE and she executed this move on the poor girl… Get this, she also threw out the girl onto Shaw Boulevard as naked as the day she was born… Bigtime move! This Basia girl was too cool to be true… Mo was in love, hehe…

Well, on today’s show, guess who called, Basia again! Apparently, the girl she creamed got her revenge on her by destroying her most beloved possession, her pickup truck, a Dodge RAM… Did I say this girl was cool? I mean chicks driving trucks are just too hot, whew…

Apparently, her nemesis or her agents spray painted her truck with the word “BITCH” and poured paint thinner on it… 😦

She called the show asking for advice on what evil revenge plot she should hatch to get back at the other girl… It’s on! Let’s get ready to rumble!

Now, it would have been funny just like that, but then guess who called? The girl Basia bitch slapped and stone cold stunned!

I can’t recall her name for the life of me, but she confirmed everything that Basia said including the stone cold stunner, hehe… She also said that she didn’t know the guy had a girl and she was told that the condo was his…  She also said that Basia was always out because she worked as a flight attendant! Whew, athletic, loves the WWE and the NBA (she loves Ben Wallace) drives a truck and is a flight attendant to boot! Damn, this girl is too good to be true!

I’ll be following this telenovela for what it’s worth… I hope Basia or the stunnee calls again on Monday, hehe…

Any suggestions for revenge for Basia?

Cheating with your husband?

The last caller of the day was very entertaining as well… She’d been married, has two kids, had her marriage annulled and now she’s with cheating with her ex-husband! Confused? Well, here’s how it went…

Background

Our caller was married for a number of years to a guy and they had two kids out of that marriage… They subsequently had their marriage annulled… Her ex-husband then got married and now has a son with another woman… She also has her own boyfriend… Fine so far, pretty typical scenario…

Things got weird when one day, when her husband was delivering their kids’ tuition fee, they somehow felt the call of nature and actually did it… Yes, folks, she slept with her ex-husband whom she left because he was a cheating bastard…

Now, they’re in a weird situation where they meet and cheat…

I guess there’s a first time for everything… As always our threesome gave their individual advice but the general consensus was that she should stop what they’re doing because it could be really bad for their children…

Whew! Weird…

Great, great show today… sorry for the delay but I was damn busy!

Good Times!