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Good times with Mo (Sept. 30, 2008)

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Hanford Poster of Phil Younghusband

Hanford Poster of Phil Younghusband

Today’s show was pretty laidback… Nothing too controversial and no fights between our favorite old married couple, Mo and Mojo… 🙂

On to the show’s highlights:

2nd chance at happiness

The first topic that I caught was the discussion on whether widows or widowers deserve a 2nd shot at happiness when their original spouse passes on…

My take on this is that everybody deserves a 2nd chance at happiness… I’ve read stories where the couple getting married are in their 70’s and it sounds sweet, hehe…

I just don’t want to imagine the geriatric Olympics that’ll happen after the wedding…  I’ll either burst out laughing or I’ll be grossed out, hehe…

But good times to them and I wish them a lot of Viagra-induced happiness and I hope they don’t manage to exchange dentures when they’re French kissing… 🙂

Famous celebrities you knew

Mo asked the callers to chime in with their stories about some famous celebrity that they knew when the said celeb wasn’t famous yet…

One of my favorites pertained to the runner-up, okay, okay, the loser of the recently concluded Hottest Celebrity Showdown on the Good times show, the luscious Anne Curtis.. Our caller narrated that they knew Anne when she was still in her pigtails and that she used to ask them for ice candy money… And she wasn’t that hot yet, hehe… Mo couldn’t believe that Anne wasn’t hot at any stage of her life, hehe…

Another nice story concerned everybody’s favorite closet queen suspect, hunky Piolo Pascual… According to our caller, he used to date Piolo’s older sister Pam and he allegedly saw Piolo, who was around 10 at the time, ask his sister to put curlers on his hair… Sounds like a load of crap to me…

Again guys, these are just stories from the callers, I’d probably take them with a very large pinch of salt… The only one that I believed was Grace Lee dating Ali Atienza…

Phil Younghusband

Fil-Brit soccer player and ex-Chelsea striker Phil Younghusband guested on the show to promote his stint on the GMA show, Celebrity Duets… Now, I posted a pic of this guy for my female readers and I have to admit the guy’s damned good looking and he seemed like a genuinely nice guy too… Made Mo want to kill him, hehe…

Mojo was all over him and even our normally conservative Maria Korea was all aflutter, hehe…

He’s planning on joining showbusiness in the future if his Mom decides to move back here to the motherland and so the girls and the gays will probably have a lot of Good times…

To vote for him, text DUETS PHIL and send to 367 for Smart/TNT and 2344 for Globe/TM and SUN Cellular. Catch Celebrity Duets every Saturday Night on GMA-7 after Pinoy Records.

Langhap Sarap

One of my favorite segments of the show made a comeback today… It seems that my man Mo is rehashing some of the classics and introducing them to Grace Lee for her delectation…

The premise of this segment is that whilst there are all sorts of measurements for nearly all the things you can think of like length, temperature, force, speed, acceleration, etc., there doesn’t seem to be a universally agreed upon measure for odor…

Of course being the scholarly person that I am (*ahem*) I did my research and came across some interesting theories being proposed to measure odor:

Olf – an empirical unit of indoor odor intensity introduced by the Danish environmental scientist P.O. Fanger in 1988. One olf is defined as the odor intensity produced by one ‘standard’ person (a standard person is also defined). The name comes from the Latin olfacere, to smell. Ventilation reduces pollution, and the resulting pollution in ventilated, enclosed spaces is measured in decipols.

Of course, what’s the fun in that?

Another interesting measurement being proposed in the Western nations is HOBO POWER with a similar scale to the Langhap Sarap concept of Mo Twister:

Hobo power is run on a very basic system of 1 to 100:

1-6 – Fine smelling to not so good.
7-10 – Fart with a little but not too much stink
11-25 – Mediocre stench to some skanky stink.
26-50 – Some really nasty stink to stench so bad you literally vomit.
51-79 – Past vomiting but stinks worse to old lady colon exam stench.
80-100 – Theoretical stink, stench this bad is yet to have been discovered or at least no one has lived to tell of it.

On to our Langhap Sarap stories:

  1. Fart stories got a low score – 7 or 8
  2. Expired blood being disposed in bins after having been in storage for months got a relatively low score of around 27.
  3. Improperly preserved cats destined for dissection with maggots also got a relatively low score of 12.

Nothing even close to the previous classics of gangrene in the private parts or the lady being sprayed with fecal matter from a hobo on the street…

No good times next week 😦

I couldn’t believe my ears when Mo said that there wouldn’t be Good times next week… Arrggghh, apparently it’s vacation time for our trio and they’re off for some R&R… Mo is going to Paris while the two ladies will also be out… 😦

What am I going to blog about next week?

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Good times for now…