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Good times with Mo (Sept. 25, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , on September 25, 2008 by Benj
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There was a little too much information on the show today from deep dark secrets to breast implant procedures, but all in all an entertaining and informative edition of Good Times with Mo…

On to the show’s highlights:

Deep dark secrets

Mo had this brilliant idea of asking the callers to phone in incognito and reveal a deeply held secret that may have been bothering them for the longest time…

A few callers called in with fairly typical secrets, a man who’s been cheating on his wife… A male caller who had a crush on Vince Hizon when he was twelve and who “ungayed” himself by brushing up on FHM and watching straight porn…

There was a disturbing call from a girl who had 5 abortions! Damn, that girl gave me the creeps… Please, if you can’t be good, be careful… Don’t get me wrong here, sex is a wonderful thing, but let’s be responsible for Pete’s sake…. All those babies killed… arrrggghhh

I think Grace gave the best secret away, when she shared the story of an acquaintance of hers who had two boyfriends at the same time… BF#1 was so much older than the girl who was in her 20’s while BF#2 was around her age… Well, the girl got herself knocked up by BF#1 who didn’t want to do the honorable thing… So what does desperate girl do? She tells BF#2 that she was pregnant and the child was his! Poor schmuck fell for this ploy, hook, line and sinker… Now they’ve been married for 6 years and the guy still doesn’t have a clue… πŸ™‚

Hottest Celebrity Showdown Finals

It was as anticlimactic an ending if ever there was one with theΒ  Finals of the Hottest Celebrity Showdown featuring the Dyosa, Anne Curtis vs. the regal Ms. Iza Calzado duking it out… The win was surprising not only because of its lopsided nature but by the fact that my man Mo was thoroughly voted down by the callers, the guests (Dr. Belo and Kho) and by Mojo and Grace…

Despite some heavy lobbying by Mo, Iza won call after call and his in-studio poll was a whitewash as well with his lone vote for Anne being rendered insignificant by the tidal wave of votes for Ms. Iza Calzado…

Eventually, my man Mo had to acknowledge the inevitable and declare Iza Calzado as the official winner of the 2008 Hottest Celebrity Showdown by the Good times show…

Congratulations Iza, you deserve it! So who said the contest was rigged?Β  πŸ™‚

Of liposuction and tummy tucks

Dr. Vicky Belo together with her boyfriend and business partner, Dr. Hayden Kho, were the special guests on today’s show… Not really my cup of tea as I’m not very vain by nature… πŸ™‚

Anyway, I’ll try to encapsulate what I could from all the promotional things said on the show, hehe…

First the plug, the Belo Medical Group is celebrating its 18th year in the business and is offering circa 1990 prices for liposuction services… P30K for the first section and P15K for other areas thereafter… So if you’ve been craving to lop off that tub of lard on your tummy, give their hotline a call… Offer’s good only till Dec. 31 of this year… πŸ™‚

Acne faces and scars

Mo swears by a procedure called Fraxel which basically lightens or totally cleans up scars left by acne or childhood accidents… I heard the price was fairly reasonable so if your face looks like the crater of the moon after a meteor shower or your legs have all the coin denominations minted since the Philippines became a republic, you might want to consider Fraxel…

Celebrities and boob jobs

Mo asked our cosmetic surgeons extraordinaire to confirm his theory that 80% of showbiz personalities have had boob jobs… Dr. Belo said that figure was too high and it’s probably around 60%… She confirmed that Anne and Iza’s were real though… What a nice comforting thought… Somewhere, Baby Jesus is smiling…:)

Sagging boobs and breastfeeding

Dr. Belo also clarified the misconception that having a boob job will affect a mother’s ability to breastfeed her baby… or her husband…Β  She also said that their procedure is superior in that they place the silicone behind the muscle and not under the skin… or something to that effect…hehe

Another interesting trivia is that nearly 80% of her boob job patients are mothers who want to push up their sagging breasts after giving birth… such good news for Grace Lee…

Penile lengthening and sex changes

Oh yeah, they don’t offer either procedure, you’d have to go to the Calayans for the first one and to Thailand for the sex change you’ve always wanted… πŸ™‚

Well enough of that, I’m just plugging along as best as I could but if you have specific questions, please direct it to the Belo Medical Group…

Good luck and happy surgery!

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Good times! πŸ™‚

Good times without Mo (Sept. 18, 2008)

Posted in Most Recent Posts with tags , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2008 by Benj
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My man Mo Twister was still in Hong Kong so it was Good times without Mo for the second straight day…

Still, I appreciate the efforts of Mojo and Grace Lee to keep the show as entertaining as possible… I know that they receive a lot of flak from the texters that the show sucks whenever Mo’s not around but from what I heard the past two days, they’re getting better at carrying the show whenever Mr. Twister isn’t around…

Admittedly, there are some stretches of the show wherein it does get quite droll but overall it has gotten better… Perhaps a little more preparation and research is all that’s needed on the part of Mojo and Grace to bring the show to a higher level…

Anyway, on to the show’s highlights…

Liposuction and Reductil

In a seeming continuation of the previous day’s discussions about Mojo threatening to blow up to elephantine proportions, there was quite an extensive discussion on the merits of liposuction and other weight reducing options like the slimming pill “Reductil”…

A number of callers chimed in with their prescriptions for weight loss including Chinese medications and Bangkok pills… Quite dangerous if you ask me… I’ve never seen Mojo in person but from what I’ve seen he’s really not even borderline obese… Although Mo loves to mess with him and we fans just lap it up, hehe…

Snatching

A caller who went to visit the station yesterday (For Top 5 at 5), had his necklace snatched along the same elevated walkway where a technician of one of Magic 89.9’s sister stations got killed last year…

Poor guy, one of the bystanders who happened to witness the incident even laughed at him… tsk tsk…

Maybe we’ve become too inured to crime that we just take it all in stride… 😦

Of course, the police was basically useless in situations like these… Another thing we take in stride… 😦

Lucifer calling

A caller who I think was trying to enliven the show called up and introduced himself as Lucifer or Lucio for short, hehe… Funny thing, he was trying to be funny but his parody of a demonic showbiz reporter wasn’t that funny… I think he was trying to channel Mo’s favorite showbiz reporter, Cristy F*ck*n Fermin…

His joke’s punchline depended on a word which both Mojo and Grace couldn’t understand… Sulsultant? The joke just went over Mojo and Grace’s head…

The only thing funny about the caller was his accent (which he claimed was Italian)… Mojo’s take on his accent? Count Dracula with a Visayan accent (think Annabelle Rama)… πŸ™‚

Edward Cullen and Twilight

Speaking of vampires, Grace is currently obsessed with reading the Twilight series which we wrote about in a previous blog… Edward Cullen, the hero of the series is her dream boyfriend, hehe…

Mojo piped in that the good thing about having a vampire boyfriend for Grace is that she’ll get to stay out of the sun… another Grace Lee obsession… πŸ™‚

Made up words

Mojo came up with words which he made up and I quote:

NEGA – defined as feeling negative about a certain situation… Example: Hay, the texters are all so nasty, I’m feeling NEGA na… πŸ™‚

BELOFY – defined as enhancing or improving a person’s appearance through the cosmetic magic of Dr. Vicky Belo… Example: My tummy is so fat na from eating all that steak, I need to BELOFY my tummy na…

See? The show wasn’t that bad, right? At least you learned two new words, eh?

Up next, Tuesday’s episode of the Good Times show on Studio 23…

Till then, I’m out of here…

Good times!